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Tell a story about some crazy shit tht happened in school. i have nothing :(
Oct 28 2010 8:54AM
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Craze
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the kid behind me in math class was a big pill head and snorted mad lines in class everyday. He was my neighbor and we were cool and thought it was pretty damn funny how nobody ever noticed. So one day hes laying out a line of coke at the beginning of class and lined up this fat ass line. I was taunting him to rail the whole thing calling him a pussy and laying down the peer pressure. This line was faat with two a's! He kept saying no but i kept pressing. In the heat of the discussion we didnt relize the teacher was coming around to check our home work and at this time shes at the front of the row. I get his attention quick! he bugs out and railed the whole line and wiped the rest of the desk just in time for her to check my paper. Lol that was a good day.
Feb 27 2012 11:29PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I got caught fingering a girl in my art class by my teacher, but she just smiled and winked. The next day she said " Now how about we do art with BOTH our hands today?".
Feb 27 2012 11:42PM
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penguiin
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so trying this tomorrow
Feb 27 2012 11:46PM
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J_Christoph
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made a bomb in p.e. freahman year with a 2 liter pepsi bottle, toilet bowl cleaner, and tinfoil. ha my teacher thought it was pretty epic, she went outside with us and set it off


Feb 28 2012 12:03AM
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bjobe
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One of the teachers at my school tried showing the class something, and went on to firefox, and it popped up with a bunch of updates. so he said " I dont have time for this shit" picked up his computer, walked back to his desk, and grades papers for the rest of the period.
Feb 28 2012 12:12AM
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ReetsAdeets
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A bunch of kids got caught and expelled for selling weed brownies at school. Then a few weeks later 40 some sophomores got emergency expelled for coming to homecoming drunk. Then one of my friends got expelled for supposedly being a drug dealer...even though they didnt find any drugs on him or in his car. Were up to 60 some odd expulsions this year haha. Also in 9th grade somebody blew up a toilet. We had an assembly all about it and about how people should turn in the kid who did it...another one blew up about a week later.
Feb 28 2012 1:26AM
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Lolocaust.
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Heres mine. Long but read it.

Growing up, there was a kid a grade below me. He was kind of annoying, always cracking bad jokes, pretending to be a lot cooler than he actually was. The kind of kid calculated to drive a 12-year-old with anger issues into a frenzy.
I kind of made tormenting him my personal project. We lived in a shitty neighborhood, and there were plenty of bored, angry kids who were happy to go along with it. One of them was Jerome. Looking back, the kid was a sociopath. Basically roamed the streets. Tortured bugs, pigeons, cats. Probably eating a hooker's heart somewhere right now.
Anyway, Jerome and I started chasing this kid after school. It started with name-calling. We threw everything we could at him. He ignored it for a while, but I could tell we were getting at him. He stopped shooting back wisecracks and making goofy-ass faces. He just... well, he had to shut out a lot of the world to shut us out. Part of him just went dead.
One day in 1990, we saw this kid playing ball and we decided to start on him again. I grabbed his ball. When he said, "give it back," Jerome took it from me. With this cold look in his eye, he took out a knife and stabbed the ball. Then he shoved the kid up against the wall. Started whispering about what he was going to do. Me and the other kids were freaked out, muttering for Jerome to cut it out - but it was scary as hell.
Jerome actually has his knife on the kid's throat - and then something just happened. The kid jerks, and knocks the knife away, and he flattens Jerome with one punch. Months of anger start pouring out of him and he pummels and pummels Jerome - and we just watch. Jerome went unconscious early on - just this ragged animal gasping as his face got turned to hamburger. Finally, we pulled Will off him.
Jerome went to the hospital. Never came back to school. Will disappeared, too - heard he went to live with his aunt and uncle in California. Wonder whatever happened to him.

Feb 28 2012 1:31AM
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chicken
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a couple of years before I was in highschool a kid blew up a toilet with potassium.

we had a video announcement system and some kids put porn up on it
Feb 28 2012 1:40AM
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Toasty.
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sometimes skittles can be a little dangerous.

So.. we would put a grape in it and try to explode them on someones chest.
Feb 28 2012 1:44AM
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blackmamba.
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i remember one day back in high school in which some kids kept pulling the fire alarm over and over; each time the we had to evacuate the building and the local fire department had to clear the school. anyway, it was getting to the point of insanity (i.e., they pulled it 3 or 4 times without getting caught) and our principal called for an emergency assembly in one our gyms (small school, less than 500 students). Needless to say, the alarm went off while everyone was attending this assembly. we were sent home early if i do recall correctly. Shit was cash.

another random story. back in the 6th grade, a girl brought alcohol to school, got drunk during recess and subsequently got caught. shit was jokes
Feb 28 2012 1:48AM
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HolySchimmel
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I got a few:

First I have to say, that school in Germany is different, each class has its own room, and the teachers would come to room instead of the students going to the teachers rooms. So in the breaks these rooms always get locked by the teachers so the kids will go out.
One day, our teacher was a bit early, so a kid from another class came and asked if our teacher would open their door too. Our teacher said "you think I will play the janitor here?" and obviously didnt unlock their door. So this guy went all nuts and proceded to smack the glass out of the nearest door (which is kinda hard, since it was security glass)

In the breaks, we would always have fights with the other classes, throwing acorns at each other, until one day someone got hit in the eye and is no blind on one eye (not too funny...)

We kinda hated our arts teacher, so we always put chairs underneath the door handle from the inside of the classroom, so she wouldnt be able to get in. I think she stood outside the door for like 40min once.

Also another arts teacher was caught having sex with a 9th grader in the arts room during a lunchbreak.

One time (a week before we finished school or something like that), we took all chairs and desks from every classroom and piled them up in the atrium.

We also put several goats in the room the teachers hung out for our senior prank.

Our PE teacher was kind of a douche, so during volleyball practice, we would always bet who could hit him first while serving.
Feb 28 2012 5:21AM
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lokazz
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one day when i go to school the teecher say shut the fuck upp to my friend
Feb 28 2012 9:03AM
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Haellgren
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Rrmember dat shit.
Feb 28 2012 9:18AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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I was a senior, some sophomore kid was making fun of my 8th grade sister on the bus for some reason. She came home crying so the next day in school before first period i beat the shit out of him. Problem solved.
Feb 28 2012 10:15AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Holy shit. Quality post sir.
Feb 28 2012 11:24AM
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why
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that shit cray.
Feb 28 2012 11:34AM
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AcidKneeDrop
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lol ok so one day my teacher told me this story, and no it is not me. So our latin teacher was showing a movie and there was one sexual scene in said movie... So this kid gets up and asks to go the bathroom, later in the class the kid has still not returned so the teacher goes out in search of the kid. When he enters the bathroom down the hall he hears a "fap fap fap fap" comming from one of the bathroom stalls. The teacher immiedtly asks if the kid was okay (clearly not knowing that the fap noise was really the kid jerking it), and the kid shocked just tries to get out "I''m fine" in his horny and gasping wack off voice. The realization of the horrible crime that has just taken place finnaly hits the teacher like a bus crushing the innocence out of him. The actions of that one perv has scarred the teacher so much that he is no longer able to go into that bathroom.

WHAT THE FUCK....  such a fucked up kid

P.S sorry for the grammar and mechanics im on mobile and I can't spell check.

Feb 28 2012 11:45AM
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Merrill
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A couple of weeks ago a kid asked if he could go grab a drink during auto shop. He then went out to his car and got completely wasted. On his way back in he met his friend who is really into boxing and for some reason the drunk kid asked the fighter to punch him in the face as hard as he could. The kid kept bothering him about it until his friend decided that it would be easier to just punch him in the face. Next thing you know the kid is piling his guts out with a shattered jaw and the kid who punched him isn't even in trouble.
Feb 28 2012 12:08PM
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Lolocaust.
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Bump for feedback/more stories.
Feb 28 2012 1:19PM
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lokazz
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one day, gave my friend a long finger at our teachers
Feb 28 2012 1:35PM
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plaplapla
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a couple friends and i tried to fit a car into our school last year... didn't really fit and got stuck in the double door way but it was pretty funny hah
Feb 28 2012 1:35PM
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Slopestyler13
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about 4 years ago a 6th grader got locked in a gym locker and nobody helped him out and he sat there for about 2 hours before someone noticed..
Feb 28 2012 1:47PM
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Merrill
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Puking, stupid autocorrect.
Feb 28 2012 2:06PM
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The_Beekeeper
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Feb 28 2012 5:08PM
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BrewskiJr
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.....some "friends" you have
Feb 28 2012 5:45PM
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CRiP
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threads for my stories
Feb 28 2012 7:31PM
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crazysincethe80s
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My friend had a bottle of vodka out in his car asked me if I wanted to get drunk before gym I was like yeah then he was like come out to my car to get it but I was like nah it's fucking freezing out so he brought someone else, they ended up getting caught and getting expelled. Another time me and my friends smoked a j outsidewhile we were filming for some digital film class. Pretty badass
Feb 28 2012 9:04PM
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crazysincethe80s
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What do you mean 2 a's but yeah my friend will crush up pills and snort em on their desks it's fucking dumb but pretty sick at the same time
Feb 28 2012 9:08PM
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jrgong
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Funniest thing to happen at our school was our english teacher who happened to be gay was trying to show us a video on youtube. The video wouldn't load so he started clicking back to reload it but it froze and he kept clicking. It went back really far all the way to this website that was ASIAN SUBMISSION PORN. Everyone is shocked me and my friend can't stop laughing. Teacher just goes "Guys thats my porn collection". Keeps teaching nothing happened to him funniest moment of my life.
Feb 28 2012 9:28PM
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orangecrush23
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Will add to later.
Feb 28 2012 9:53PM
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Deluge
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i do this everyday..

Alright so theres this computer room where all the weird/nerd kids go after school and play a bunch of games and stuff with eachother on the computers, and I had to go in there one day to print out a project or something and just as i was walking out this really weird kid got caught by the computer teacher in action, jerking it to anime porn.  it was hilarious to see him get led out of the room with his undone belt and unzipped pants. some kids looked at his computer and he was jacking off to Misty (pokemon trainer) getting fucked by brock (pokemon trainer)

Feb 28 2012 10:01PM
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rigzz
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Are you kidding me?
Feb 29 2012 6:59AM
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WakaShocka
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yoo the jewish community center??? my cousins live right over there cherry hill right? (im not jewish)
Feb 29 2012 8:49AM
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Haellgren
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My teatcher told me to STFU!
Feb 29 2012 9:23AM
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WakaShocka
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Some kid at my school licked the inside of a urinal for a can of chew

Not so much of an in school story but this kid at my school got blackout drunk at a party and shit on this other kids brand new white leather couch, slept over the next morning the couch owning mother freaked and told him to clean it up but he refused hahaha

Feb 29 2012 9:40AM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Our chorus teacher got fired about 4 years ago for having sex with a student. rumor has it that it was in the lighting booth.

A long term spanish sub got fired last year for sexual harassment because he said that a teacher had a nice rack. in front of all the students.

A tech ed teacher got fired for sexual harassment for drawing a dick on my friends cO2 car. I actually disagree with this one.


FUNNY SHIT
Feb 29 2012 1:20PM
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GypsyLovin
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Back in Kindergarten we used to have a designated bathroom time. So our teachers would have to get us into a single file line and wait outside the bathroom for us kids... Me and my like 4 best friends would always piss in the most random places... Such as the sink, the floor drain, the garbage can, pretty much everywhere in that bathroom. We would alwasys come out laughing our little asses of and our teacher was a women so she never knew what was up... Haha oh yeah.
Feb 29 2012 1:30PM
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.RYAN66
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SOlid bump.
Feb 29 2012 1:32PM
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SteezyasPie
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I see what you did there.

Back in the day, we got our entire grade to boycott school food for 2 weeks because of raised prices, and just generally raised hell in the school. It was a fun class.
Feb 29 2012 2:19PM
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Craze
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Lol just ment the line was FAAAAT, 2a's referring to the number of a's in the word "faat".  I agree it takes a good level of stupidity to snort some shit in school but it was always entertaining.
Feb 29 2012 2:36PM
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Deluge
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hahahahahahahahahaha
Feb 29 2012 4:33PM
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rtav
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Holy shit, I did this today but didn't have any ammo except a cough drop. It went way faster and further than I was expecting and I domed a random girl about 40 yards away. I felt kinda bad, but shit is going to be epic when I have some grapes or something. I also was just using a sandwich bag, I need to bring in a freezer-sized one. Good times will be had, thanks NS!
Mar 1 2012 1:08PM
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Young_Zay
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Bumping a great thread. In 6th grade all the kids would take hand sanitizer and put it in the vents. the teacher would get such a bad head ache and leave the room. While the teacher was gone kids would start to fight. When she was feeling better all the kids would sit down and act like nothing happend. in 8th grade we orderd a pizza to the school, intercepted it befor it got to the office and are it in the bathroom. that same year we originized slw claps at lunch, chsnts of are pricipels wifes name, and packing all the male students into a bathroom. also 2 friends of mine sent so many friend requests to are priciples wife he threatend to suspend them for harrasment. im now a sophomore and we've all calmed down but today in thr middle of gym class we got a huge circle of hacky sack going (sorry for spelling im on mobile)
Mar 6 2012 11:10PM
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