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Tell a story about some crazy shit tht happened in school. i have nothing :(
Oct 28 2010 8:54AM
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pomme-de-terre
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we used to have "drive your tractor to school days" all the time.


one of our teachers, a 45 year old married woman with children, had an affair with one of my friends and lost her job for it.

and of the 91 kids or whatever in my graduating class, 82 of them had smoked by the end of highschool. it was my friend ryans goal to smoke with every kid in our class and he came so fucking close.


in a business class i took, we had to play this virtual business game where you would start a company with a set amount of money, then buy factories and raw materials and eventually make and sell stuff. the money and goods and shit were all fake, butit was cool because it was played against real other people, like other students and shit. the school paid a subscription fee for us to play. it was great. anyways, my friend tyler and i got bored of running our companys and eventually found a way to cheat by basically spawning hundreds and hundreds of smaller fake companies, and using their start-up income to buy goods and then sell them back to ourselves for $1 (this would throw those smaller companies into complete destition, but fuck them). then we would sell our goods (and raw materials and real estate)on the market for retarded low prices, still making massive profits. eventually we controlled huge portions of the market purely because of our buying and selling power, and after two weeks we had effectively bankrupted several other companies and we were beginning to destroy certain industries in the in game economy. eventually some moderator or something found out about or shenanigans, and banned us and froze our assets (billions of dollars of game money, and all of our stores and warehouses filled with resources)and emailed us and our teacher, who was surprised at our ingenuity.

that last one is kinda boring and nerdy, but if you think about it its cool. it was like high level corporate espionage but with teenagers and an online coporate simulator. in addition to wasting alot of other peoples money in pointless price wars, we also made some people very, very rich.
Oct 28 2010 11:24PM
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.Midwest
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One kid put another kis gym lock on a sprinkler. When he reached to get it, he ripped the sprinkler off the ceiling, flooding the locker room. The water made it's way out into the hallway as the schools fire alarms went off. I had woodshop across the hall, so we were some of the first to see water emerging from under the door.
Oct 28 2010 11:43PM
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Bar_Down
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my buddies and i blazed in our physics class in grade 11
Oct 28 2010 11:45PM
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tommyp1ckles
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got kicked out of shop class for nailing in a screw.
Oct 28 2010 11:46PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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Kid in my grade pissed his pants in math class junior year for a 300 dollar pot collected from nearly the whole grade.  Greatest thing ever
Oct 28 2010 11:47PM
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Sam.Carson
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theres this retarded girl in a wheelchair at my school and today she was so close to running me over i had to jump around my friend out of the way so she wouldnt hit me.
Oct 28 2010 11:52PM
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syrup.
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I once watched a kid steal one speaker from our computer lab. Why he needed ONE speaker, well that is a mystery my friends.
Oct 28 2010 11:55PM
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bakedpow
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I watched a kid poop on a teachers.... or that might have been south park not sure.
Oct 29 2010 5:24AM
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DANETRON
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you sound like my dad Rusty lol
Oct 29 2010 5:49AM
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ThaLorax
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my threads because i have some good ones from both college and high school but i'm writing a paper right now and am delerious cuz i'ts 4:30am.
Oct 29 2010 6:25AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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our grad food fight made the national news and me and my buddy threw a 2 level wedding cake off of the second floor into the cafe. There were mice crickets, over 400 cupcakes bought and waterballoons filled with hot sauce. Shit got rowdy. And once everyone got evacuated from the school a bunch of the grad class ambushed everyone outside with water balloons.
Oct 29 2010 10:47AM
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babyback-jibs
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ok so i was walkin through the halls and i wasn't really payin attention i was talking to someone and so in the door way there was one of like those divider things that have the doorlatches on em and i walked straight into and fell hard on my ass it was funny as fuck
Oct 29 2010 12:00PM
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Ko-Pain
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Ok one day when I got bored at school I went to the bathroom and pissed all over a stall (walls, floor, seat, lid, and flusher) I went to Freshman wing stroll on in a stall continued to piss all over a stall and then a teacher walked in ! we make eye contact and I start acting like I have to take a shit ( He came in before I had expected so he saw me piss all over and I didnt know) And he left so I walked out of the bathroom and he was there waiting to go into the bathroom so I ran and he went out to "check out the damage" and while I was running all I heard was "WTF?!?"
Oct 30 2010 9:04PM
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bluedevil493
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cool story hansel
Oct 30 2010 9:23PM
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BLUMPKING
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id fucking do that for 300 bucks. who gives a shit. its 300 bucks.
Oct 30 2010 11:56PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Somebody blew up a toilet, so we had an assembly the next day where the principal basically yelled at us the entire time. Then another one blew up a few periods after the assembly.
Oct 31 2010 12:20AM
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ski-swagga
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i'd do that.
Oct 31 2010 1:02AM
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SlimDunkin.
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I am in know way shitting you, one time this girl was fingering herself in the back of class with a hot dog and it broke inside of her and she had to get up and tell the teacher... she had to go to the hospital... It was quite a few years back but its a tale that'll live on forever...

oh and they dont serve hot dogs at our school anymore
Oct 31 2010 1:40AM
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canterbury
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shenanigans
Oct 31 2010 3:39AM
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Tonic
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Oct 31 2010 3:47AM
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Schlop
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On the first day of school, my friend Max (I am also Max) told me to go to his house. I headed over to his place, early early in the morning. We played a bit of playstation and just talked about how much we didn't want school, and whatever. Then, about 20 minutes before I had to be sitting in my homeroom class, I pulled out a sixpack of PBR, ran down to the sink, shotgunned the whole fucking thing and hopped on my board and went to class.

The principal caught me wandering around the halls and approached me, gave me a really weird look and questioned me about stuff. Then he sent me back to class, where everyone around me told me I reek of alcohol.

I started macking on this one girl and it didn't take long before she was really into it. This is during an assembly right after homeroom. Afterwards, we left together and while we were still in the school, I ended up fingering her in the bathroom. I got out of there, called some friends and smoked some weed and chilled in the sun. Started the year off pretty well.

Sparknotes: got drunk, went to school, hooked up with a chick in the bathroom
disclaimer: i'm drunk and i'm not sure if this post is quality or not.
Oct 31 2010 3:59AM
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emlaa
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alcoholic much?
Oct 31 2010 4:29AM
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Schlop
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everyone's a fuckin critic
Oct 31 2010 4:31AM
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emlaa
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awww you karma raped me, that's cute.
Oct 31 2010 4:33AM
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jibbinc.
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oh max and his claims
Oct 31 2010 4:37AM
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emryium
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3 years ago, it was Halloween and our school lets us dress up. Some kid was a police man, spray painted a cardboard gun and went to school. Security, in its infinite wisdom, thought it was a real gun. Lockdown, SWAT Team and police came and cleared rooms. Some rooms even got flashbanged.
Oct 31 2010 3:18PM
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BLUMPKING
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security? holy shit. closest thing my school has to security is the teachers who tell you to take your hat off...
Oct 31 2010 4:39PM
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emryium
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Yeah we have 4 guards and two officers at my school.
Oct 31 2010 5:01PM
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alexat955
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Nov 3 2010 6:38PM
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infuser
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my social studies teacher posted a video of himself drunk goin apeshit on this asian lady

idk how some1 got their hands on it but the next day at school was amazing

Nov 3 2010 7:02PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well when I was a senior in HS my gf (boys varsity volleyball coach and college all american player) figured out she could write me passes to get out of class (none of the other teachers knew we were dating) before football practice and hit up the elevator- well one day we got in there like always, popped the stop button and started to go to quickietown. A few minutes later, I pull out to bust and in the heat of the moment inadvertently shot my load on the elevator buttons. I didn't have anything to wipe it off with so I just left it and flipped the stop switch back to "go", then rode to the ground floor just in time for the bell to ring at the end of the day. When the door opened and we walked out, the principal, assistant principle and the superintendent of schools walked right past us and into the elevator.

I always wondered which one of them touched my jizz and whether or not they realized what it was.
Nov 3 2010 7:14PM
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i lol'd
Nov 4 2010 8:37AM
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Twinjibber77
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my threads until i find the other thread on this
Nov 4 2010 8:58AM
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bcon18
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i was in sci and one day this weird as fuck kid was next to me and he was making so creepy sounds i look over and the kid was jurking off in class just going to town i was just like no way this is happening he did it everyday first period for a year
Nov 4 2010 9:09AM
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Twinjibber77
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At my ex's high school there was a kid (who was pretty fat) in special ed who went into the boys bathroom and crawled into a vent so he could lay in it and watch the girls in the girls bathroom. He got caught, the principal couldn't get him out.
Nov 4 2010 9:14AM
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coopsteeez
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quality thread
Nov 4 2010 9:15AM
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emryium
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Friends got really high, walked to school, ran into a security guard. Obviously got taken to the office. One of the guys moms comes and asks "How high are you" and the guy was like, "I'm so blazed." Now they go to Drug Intervention and talk about all their blazing stories.
Nov 4 2010 5:12PM
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ThaLorax
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Middle School:
-Got in suspended for a day for shocking my friends with my dog's barking collar. My Mom just laughed when the school called her.
-Friends and I would make Pea Shooters (cut top off the top of a plastic bottle, tie a balloon on one end, and shoot small rocks/various things out of it) and one time we broke a window in the art building. Never got in trouble for that one.
-Not me cuz I'm not that big a douche, but this kid I was friends with then super-glued a quarter to the ground and got an autistic kid to try and pick it up. That was really fucked up.
-Friend let off a stink bomb in the air duct. Whole school stank for days.

High School:
-Got detention for skating from class to the bathroom during class
-Got detention for biking down the 4-5 flights of stairs from the top of campus to the bottom of campus during school hours, right in front of security. Security guard tole me, "I can tell you're really good and all but you can't be doing that here"
-Hot-boxed the practice room during band class instead of practicing. Somehow never got in trouble.
-Spanish class was epic. We would jump out the window just to walk back in and confuse the teacher. We would randomly leave class, one at a time (either by jumping out the window or asking to go to the bathroom), and meet outside to play hacky sack, teacher would find us once like 8 people had left, and simply tell us to get back inside, then we would do it all over again.
-Used to have a watch that was a TV remote. I had way too much fun with that in classes where it would work on the TV's.
-I'm sure there's better ones and I'm sure there's a ton I'm forgetting but college shenanigans have kind of overshadowed all that...
Nov 25 2010 3:08PM
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Stickity
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my friend pissed in a kids book then put the book back in the locker

kids got caught smoking weed in the halls

4 girls on dance team got drunk on the way to an away game and were falling over each other during the halftime routine

and then a plane flew into a mosque
Nov 25 2010 3:15PM
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deleted5
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i through a kid through a window and got 12 week in school then never finshed
Nov 25 2010 3:16PM
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alexat955
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this indian kid was wrestling some other kid and threw him through a window last year. And I superglued this annoying girls water bottle to her desk and she couldn't get it off
Nov 25 2010 3:20PM
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Wheaty214
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I've got a couple that I can remember at the moment

-during Phy Ed we were playing a game called pickle back and this kid through his paddle thiing at this black girl and hit her in the leg. She then proceded to turn around and I guess she thought this somalian kid did it so she grabbed him and started punching him. he ended up just pushing her to the ground so the teachers stopped it before it escalated more.

-Same day two like 4'10'' kids got into a fight after school and this like security gaurd saw it, pushed me then pushed this girl so hard she fell on her ass, worst fight ever but it was pretty entertaining

-last week my friend bought some pot from another one of my friends in school. the one who bought the pot got caught and then snitched on the kid who sold it to him. they each got suspended for 4 days

-people smoke cigars, cigarettes and pot in the bathrooms all the time

thats just this year but ill post later when i can actually remember some more

Nov 25 2010 4:00PM
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Funnel
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Two kids had sex in the pool during swim unit for PE.
Nov 25 2010 4:00PM
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skiingperson1
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These stories are all of one kid.

He has a thing for slapping hand sanitizer on to people, and one day he came up behind my friend while he was on the computer and slapped sanitizer on him. My friend didn't like that much, so he took him too the ground and was about to punch him, then a teacher came out.

Another is we were doing a dissection with scalpels. He wasn't paying attention so his partner tapped him on the shoulder. He says when he did that he "flinched" and stabbed his partner in the hand with the scalpel.

This happened yesterday. A girl lightly slapped him on the face jokingly, and he shouted "CHLOE YOU DILDO!" and he got suspended.

Man that kid is an idiot.
Nov 25 2010 4:18PM
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Yack
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At lunch everyone in our grade puts there backpacks on top of the lockers( lockers are at like belly button height), well during lunch sometimes my friends and i tie everyones backpacks together. When lunch ends usually the really smart/ nerdy kids that try to get to class before everyone else grabs there backpack and start to walk away which in turn causes like ten other backpacks to fall over. Its a dick move but funny to watch.
Nov 25 2010 4:25PM
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MACAQUE
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Zip ties. Use them.
Nov 25 2010 4:43PM
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AHSkier
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A bunch of kids at my school set of 8 hr stink bombs off in all of the bathrooms and I had to shit the whole day
Nov 25 2010 4:49PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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This kid Rich jerked off in the back of our English class and wiped his cum in a girls hair and got expelled
Nov 25 2010 4:52PM
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th3Mailman
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oh my god.
Nov 25 2010 4:54PM
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Wheaty214
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Thanks to the man up there ^ who said a story about stink bombs +K to you

This was last year and one of my friends brought two stink bombs, they only lasted around 15 minutes unlike the 8 hour ones up there ^ but he set them by where the kids we hated during lunch and their section of the lunch room smelt like shit and skunk mixed. It was hilarious to watch them freak out about how bad it smelt. He didnt get caught so it was all good

Nov 25 2010 4:59PM
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