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What's your secret?

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bluedevil493
Posts: 233 - Karma: 27
maybe a repost...dont know. i did a quick search but didnt find anything

mine is: I've got a golden ticket!
Oct 26 2010 10:50PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
I don't get it.
Oct 26 2010 10:51PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
inb4 everyone else gets confused
Oct 26 2010 10:53PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
What is the golden ticket for???? I WANT TO KNOW!!!
Oct 26 2010 10:55PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
my secret is a huge penis. people ask me why i never really get mad at anybody. its because i know i have a bigger dick.
anytime someone pulls some kinda dick move on me, i never get mad or get even or let karma get them, i just sit there and think "if me and that guy both put on speedos and walked into a crowded room, almost nobody would look at the tiny bulge in his spandex swim trunks, everybody would be looking at me like "is that a fucking watermelon in there?" "

thats my secret.
Oct 26 2010 11:44PM
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Profpimpcain
Posts: 395 - Karma: 62
I have a penance for buggery.
Oct 26 2010 11:44PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
my real name is
Oct 26 2010 11:45PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
i can get any girl i want if i have 30 minutes to talk to her
Oct 26 2010 11:46PM
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CrispyZombyWoof
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
i know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck
Oct 26 2010 11:48PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
Oh god......I thought all the mods deleted those....

fuck.
Oct 26 2010 11:48PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
The word you're looking for is penchant, Professor.
Oct 27 2010 1:17AM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
HOLY SHIT, DID YOU GET THE K2 GOLDEN TICKET? FREE SKIS FOR LIFE?
Oct 27 2010 1:18AM
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Profpimpcain
Posts: 395 - Karma: 62
Naw... I mean im repenting for my buggery.
Oct 27 2010 1:43AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
my real name is
scandinavians give me boners
Oct 27 2010 1:44AM
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bluedevil493
Posts: 233 - Karma: 27
i dont know, say something
Oct 27 2010 11:23PM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
Lol i read the same thing.
Oct 27 2010 11:43PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
I won full tilts a month ago /claim
Oct 27 2010 11:46PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
me to!
Oct 27 2010 11:48PM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
that would go in the /claim thread.
Oct 27 2010 11:48PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
its what I'm hoping.


Mine is...not cool
Oct 27 2010 11:48PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51258 - Karma: 157,327
I'm married
Oct 27 2010 11:55PM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
GAME OVER.
Oct 27 2010 11:57PM
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bluedevil493
Posts: 233 - Karma: 27
nigga fuck that shit
Oct 28 2010 6:16PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
I can talk to fish.




So your wife says hi
Oct 28 2010 6:18PM
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OHIO
Posts: 414 - Karma: 706
well i know victorias secret
Oct 28 2010 6:28PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
Rockin' sixandahalf sonn.
Oct 28 2010 6:32PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Perfecting English via video games.
Oct 28 2010 6:32PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
That's G.
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Oct 28 2010 6:35PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
i have a boob fetish
Oct 28 2010 6:40PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
hmmmm same.
Oct 28 2010 6:41PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
I shit on my lawn in grade 8 due to edtremem circumstances
Oct 28 2010 6:42PM
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bluedevil493
Posts: 233 - Karma: 27
shes a tranny
Oct 28 2010 6:54PM
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