my secret is a huge penis. people ask me why i never really get mad at anybody. its because i know i have a bigger dick.
anytime someone pulls some kinda dick move on me, i never get mad or get even or let karma get them, i just sit there and think "if me and that guy both put on speedos and walked into a crowded room, almost nobody would look at the tiny bulge in his spandex swim trunks, everybody would be looking at me like "is that a fucking watermelon in there?" "
thats my secret.
im invincible, nobody and nothing can tell me otherwise