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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
lets see all the stupid ways everyone has hurt them selves.

lace hooks on a pair of snowboard boots hooked together as I was walking out my door and I fell out smashed my knees on a metal grate and face on ice

Go!
Oct 26 2010 9:56PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Lolol
Oct 27 2010 8:02AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
Dropped a swiss army knife in the edge of a river, went to pick it up and slipped on a rock and almost cut 3 of my fingers of.
Was shoe sledding down a hill when my buddy decided it would be a good idea to take my feet out so i front flipped over him and broke my collar bone.
Oct 27 2010 8:03AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
got a frostbit nipple by spraying airsoft green gas on it. that was about 7 years ago and its still black to this day...
Oct 27 2010 8:05AM
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.Annydrew.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 38
backflipped on a tramp, over rotated and hit my nose on the outer metal rim, broke my nose and now have a scar in it haha, and its hugeee
Oct 27 2010 8:13AM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
kicked a football (soccerball or whatever its called in the US)over a goal, ran to get it didnt see the oil on the floor, slipped and put a nail through my knee. It was horrible as i could see my bone for a 2 inch stretch. Still have a fuck off big scar on my leg.
And before people call me out on the fact that there was nails and oil lying around you have to remember that this happened in a country with virtually no health and safety.
Oct 27 2010 8:18AM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
drunk
picked a hot nail out of a fire
Oct 27 2010 10:52AM
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BizLiz
Posts: 107 - Karma: 18
i was standing next to an electrical box and my friend threw a jolly rancher into the air. i reached to grab the jolly rancher and when i brought my arm down i scratched my wrist on the electrical box. i had to get 5 stitches lol
Oct 27 2010 10:57AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
jumped of a deck onto a soccer ball and tore every ligament in my ankle except for my achilles.
Oct 27 2010 11:31AM
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c.hale
Posts: 636 - Karma: 50
I was longboarding down this hill at my school one night during the fall and started picking up a ton of speed on this narrow path. I was carving nice and tight and felt pretty good about it and actually made it to the bottom but when I got there I cut too hard on a patch of wet-ish leaves and flew off my board down an embankment. Landed on some rocks and shit but came away with just a few scrapes and bruises. A bunch of people saw me do it though so shit was embarrassing
Oct 27 2010 1:18PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
jumped over a sprinkler of death, broke my arm, shattered 6 bones in my wrist separated all of my tendons and ligaments got some cysts and surgery a year later because doctors are fucking dumb.
Oct 27 2010 1:20PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
wait how fuckin high did you jump exactly?
Oct 27 2010 1:24PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
fell down drunk in a bar, broke ankle.....wearing a typical "bar star" dress.
Oct 27 2010 1:24PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
like really super high and there were mines and bears and it was just super dangerous
Oct 27 2010 1:37PM
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Sheets-mmm
Posts: 392 - Karma: 42
made a pizza that i was so excited to eat at 3 am the other day, went to grab it out of the oven..i guess i wasnt drunk enough to not use oven mittens
Oct 27 2010 1:39PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
waxing skis, picked up the iron in a retarded way and melted the majority of the skin on the bottom of my wrist.
Oct 27 2010 1:44PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
got pissed shooting hoops in my drive way and threw the ball as hard as i could at a tree, it rebounded directly in to my face. i woke up a few seconds later laying flat out on the ground. no one saw, and no one was home, but i felt like a fucking dumbass.
Oct 27 2010 1:45PM
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tommycat
Posts: 483 - Karma: 23
running around the house in socks when i was around 5 years old, boosted around the stair case and slid directly into the corner of a wall. my right knee hit first because i was falling backwards as i hit it. hit the ground and blood went everywhere. i now have scar on my knee that distinctly looks like a cross.
Oct 27 2010 1:49PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
was running around Big 5 Sporting Goods at the prepubescent age of 8 with my friend James. I had just gotten the new Soap shoes! while my mom was at the register purchasing these bad boys, i slapped my buddy james in the face and said "you're it!" and ran away. i hit inside on of those aluminum racks that hold clothes. on the way into the rack i tripped on the aluminum bar on the bottom and got a massive rug burn that required a couple stitches and a shitload of guaze.

i now have a permanent scar on my right elbow, making me weenus look incredibly wrinkley.
Oct 27 2010 1:49PM
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tommycat
Posts: 483 - Karma: 23
just got done with soccer practice, walking to the cadet store (i went to a military boarding school) kicking the ball around with my buddy, i try to get to the ball before it rolls into a slightly wet area, i slip and tear my meniscus. the next day my knee is the size of a melon. i get an MRI later that week to hear not only about my meniscus, but also that my ACL has been ruptured (torn completely apart) for at least 6 years, or basically since I was about 10....


Oct 27 2010 1:57PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
prob when i hoped from regular to switch caught an edg broke my headphones and god a nice big headach/ kinda concussed
Oct 27 2010 2:04PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
when i was about eight, i was sicking with my brother. he ducked a rope and i went to follow him. i did not 'duck' enough and got clothes-lined in the face. i had huge metal glasses when i was younger and the rope jammed them into my eyes. my eyes were swollen shut for a good three days.
Oct 27 2010 3:04PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
hahah i was sloshed once and this girl cooked an entire box of bagel bites. like 82 or something. i picked the tray up directly out of the oven with my bare hands and proceeded to eat like half the bagel bites. my hands were fine because i only held the baking pan long enough to set it on the counter, but my mouth was completely fucked.


Oct 27 2010 4:40PM
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Octopus
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 55
When I was about 7 or 8 it was my dads birthday and I woke up early to make him breakfast. I get out a box of cereal and I can't open it. So I go into my knife drawer and get the biggest knife I could find and sliced away. I ended up completely missing the cereal box and cutting my finger. I got seven stitches...
Oct 27 2010 4:48PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212

once i put a power cord to a cd player in my mouth.. i got shocked pissed my pants and got launched across the room.   i was 10.

another.pissed at a rail  slammed pole onto rail and broken end shot and hit one ball.. i got dropped.

best one ever. i was like 11 or so at the beach house and we had a steep driveway, i was on rollerblades and i was like shit this driveway is steep and i figured.. hey.. il just stop myself on the back of the ford areostar. so i turn and aim for the back of the minivan. and i go balls out hit the back and break the rear window with my head i was wearing full pads but i got fucked up.. i wish i could see it from a 3d person POV.

Oct 27 2010 6:29PM
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