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Why skiing is cooler than snowboarding.

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pomme-de-terre
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before you read this, i would like to say that while, yes, i am a snowboarder, i have nothing against skiers. i just thought this was a funny article and wanted to share. no harm no foul.


http://www.yobeat.com/2010/10/25/the-snowboard-shrinkage-crisis/


also some of the comments are funny as fuck. i would just copy/paste the whole thing in here but fuck you click the link.
Oct 26 2010 5:43PM
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Juice.Doctor
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so much ignorance.
Oct 26 2010 5:51PM
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tacobellslayer
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tons of ignance maneee
Oct 26 2010 5:52PM
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Style+eeze
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Haha
Oct 26 2010 6:47PM
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howlongcanausern
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none of them points really stung, this topic has so much potential for epic trawling but just falls short
Oct 26 2010 6:50PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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a buddy of mine bought a snowboard one time. three days later BAM herpes
Oct 26 2010 6:58PM
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titsLOL
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Wow, skiers go bigger than snowboarders? that's never been my impression. Maybe he should check out that's it that's all to gain some confidence in his sport.
Oct 26 2010 7:05PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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There is a forum dedicated to these little ski shits where they take cute little pictures of themselves all suited up and post them. Then they talk about how sick their kit is and how huuuge their 14 shirts are and how saggin’ their pants are. If that isn’t the epitome of gay butt-fucking I don’t what is. If you ski, fuck you. Jam those poles up your ass.

nice
Oct 26 2010 7:07PM
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JahJahBinks
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nice guy eh?
Oct 26 2010 7:09PM
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wol
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best thread. snowboarding is so much better
Nov 27 2010 7:16PM
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Z-Juice
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um your mom?
Nov 27 2010 7:22PM
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Piste.Off
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i agree with that guy
Nov 27 2010 7:31PM
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Piste.Off
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except with his super large generalization of all skiers
Nov 27 2010 7:34PM
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GayWolf420
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God damn. I don't understand the hate between the two sports. Without one another, We wouldn't be where we are right now. We basically developed of one another. Technology wise to trick and clothing wise. Jesus.
Nov 27 2010 7:47PM
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Common_Cents
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agreed.

X games slopestyle for snowboarding last year was won by 3 doubles..

seems their going pretty big too
Nov 27 2010 7:49PM
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Panduh_Bayr
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I am confused whether you are for or against skiing since your topic says "why skiing is cooler than snowboarding" and you're saying the opposite...
Nov 27 2010 7:56PM
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Panduh_Bayr
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But as a snowboarder, I think skiing is dope. Which is probably why I am on Newschoolers, on top of all the other snowboarders here... If you don't like skiing, then why are you on Newschoolers? (that comment isn't directed to OP but to the others who responded)

Nov 27 2010 8:00PM
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Lioncourt
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I ski almost exclusively with snowboarders.
Why?
Because there's a bigger dichotomy between alpine skiers and newschool skiers than there is between newschool skiers and snowboarders.
Nov 27 2010 8:04PM
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stokedelic
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im happy to say i spent ten minutes proving them all wrong.
Nov 27 2010 8:44PM
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wazawski
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I just like when boarders hate on skiers for doing like "a millions switch-ups." Don't get me wrong, when someone switches up a bunch of times and it looks sketchy, then yea it looks bad....Just like a penciled out 10 looks bad. But the only reason why anyone would hate on someone switching up a rail 3-4 times smoothly and all steezy is cause they know they could never do it...cause lets face it when it comes to rails, skiers are in a whole other league than boarders. not hating but having "two planks" gives skier way more control and way more ability on rails/boxes
Nov 27 2010 8:46PM
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gus555
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hahahahahahahaha i'll probably sig this when i get on my computer
Nov 27 2010 8:51PM
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*TURBONERD*
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LOL
Nov 27 2010 8:58PM
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.frenchy
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hahaha

poor snowboarders

Nov 27 2010 8:59PM
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Zimmerman
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Shut up Shnell
Nov 27 2010 9:33PM
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GolfingElephant
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so glad i dont post there. ns is the best, i love all you guys

Nov 27 2010 9:35PM
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Troy.
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Ive skied almost my whole life, but I have respect for everyone. If you can throw down on the slopes, it doesn't matter what you have, you have my respect In a lot of ways, boarding has really been leading the charge in improvement in the pipe and such.
Nov 27 2010 9:49PM
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graciousstallion
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i lol'ed way too hard reading the comments on there
Nov 27 2010 10:06PM
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graciousstallion
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double post but... "I ski and snowboard, and love both…but as far as the bigger and faster thing goes, two words: Shaun White." lol.
Nov 27 2010 10:16PM
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*TURBONERD*
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it's funny because he can't triple or double 16, but is more of a jock than any freestyle skier i know.
Nov 27 2010 10:18PM
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84west
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from the comments:

AND have you ever seen a skier park edit? theyre all slow mo the whole time with some shitty mash up song or dubstep
Nov 27 2010 10:22PM
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i.ski.NC
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Already had you at 10/10. Sorry. Haha.

Check my sig.

Oh and Katt, I like your sig.
Nov 27 2010 10:27PM
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vzdz
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i don't respect anyone for doing anything.
Nov 27 2010 10:32PM
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84891jnf92048
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here is where i dont understand:

I dont know a single "newschool" skier who dislikes snowboarding, or snowboarders, but fucking every single snowboard douchefag who thinks he's the shit, thinks that he is just soooooo much cooler than everybody that skis. Snowboarders hate skiers, skiers are indifferent about snowboarders.

FUCK. some kid today told me "Nice tall tee! Psyche!" Yeah. Real fuckin cool.
Nov 27 2010 10:52PM
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i.ski.NC
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You make a good point. I guess it just shows that a lot of skiers just want to have fun while a lot, but not all boarders feel like they have to be better than another group, which happens to be skiers. I guess they're self conscious or something.

I have a friend who snowboards, and I've been skiing with him for years. He's not like that. That's why I'm so confused.
Nov 27 2010 10:57PM
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terrible_skier
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Nov 27 2010 11:40PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i guess its sort of good to know that there are a lot of really dumb snowboarders out there, making me feel all mature-like
Nov 27 2010 11:56PM
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EC-Skier
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lololololololololol
Nov 27 2010 11:58PM
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Keith_M
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None of those points had any merit to them, hahaha.
Snowboarding is dope, skiing is dope. No need for hate.
Nov 28 2010 12:41AM
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AntiBang
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that thread made zero valid points, i dont even feel offended, i just don't understand why skiing and snowboarding has to be about anything but having fun. That said i think people just get insecure with their own ability level and how they look so they feel the need to rip on each other.
Nov 28 2010 12:44AM
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c4t_l0ver
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Freestyle skiing looks like a bunch of dudes with Cerebral Palsy flying through the ari. Two skis, two poles and big ugly, single-person game of twister that looks like shit. There is no trick in freestyle skiing that looks clean or has style.

It’s the 90′s equivalent of the rollerblading craze. No matter how high they go or what trick names the swipe from board sports, it still looks like shit and eventually it will go away.

ahahahah

Nov 28 2010 1:02AM
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i.ski.NC
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For your own good, I'm really hoping that your quoting that other site.
Nov 28 2010 1:05AM
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AntiBang
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he's kidding, or else quoting
Nov 28 2010 1:12AM
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c4t_l0ver
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im quoting. ahahaha
Nov 28 2010 1:34AM
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blatt
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I can agree with reason #5.
Nov 28 2010 1:53AM
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deleted5
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i thought you were going to post this
Nov 28 2010 2:05AM
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Murricane
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All my friends that board feel ashamed when they see stuff like this...
Nov 28 2010 3:38AM
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Schlop
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max here
boarders hate skiers, skiers don't worry about/like boarders
what the fuck
Nov 28 2010 5:06AM
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TheReverend
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haha i loved your post.
Nov 28 2010 5:23AM
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JSLV
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Haha you guys got trolled hard. I go on yobeat and everyone there is chill as about newschool skiing. Check this thread http://www.yobeat.com/forum/shoot-the-shit/what-pisses-you-off-while-snowboarding/ pretty much every member agrees that they hate fags who hate people just because they ski.

First mistake of anyone who got butthurt, taking yobeat and the internet in general seriously.
Nov 28 2010 5:25AM
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BITS
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2. Skiing still sucks to learn. You gotta figure out what do with with all that extra equipment and how to keep both those sticks pointing the same way. It can take years just to get semi okay at it. Snowboarding takes three days, tops, before you can make it down the hill without looking retarded. Then you can spend the rest of your life trying to learn tricks.

So you are saying, that snowboarding is cooler because it is easier?
Nov 28 2010 5:32AM
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Lemuel
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"skiing is way easier, which is why they can go bigger/faster and do 450 oppo switchup 360 switch up switchup switchup cork pretzel out on dfdfdfdfdfdfd’s"

Hahahahahaha that was funny to read.
Nov 28 2010 8:39AM
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