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DeSena
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anyone want to split a pack?

http://www.fleshlight.com
Oct 24 2010 8:13PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
eeeeeewwww
Oct 24 2010 8:15PM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
All in.
Oct 24 2010 8:15PM
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Deezy
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Oct 24 2010 8:16PM
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hellyeaaaah
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hahaha I see what you did there OP
Oct 24 2010 8:18PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
How could I turn down sloppy seconds
Oct 24 2010 8:19PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
........
Oct 24 2010 8:23PM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
WAIT. Did anybody see the Avatar one?! WTF!
Oct 24 2010 8:25PM
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buddychaps
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No fucking way...Avatar fleshlights??! i want in
Oct 24 2010 8:25PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oct 24 2010 8:32PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
i want one so bad but i will never bring myself to buy a fucking fleshlight

it's like skiing in the midwest every day instead of skiing in alaska- it's fun because it's skiing but it could be much more fun if you have an object to stick your dick in
Oct 24 2010 8:35PM
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skiminnesota
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Oct 24 2010 8:37PM
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Arabian.
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I'll split! You get Misty stone if I get Stoya.
Oct 24 2010 8:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
there's no brad pitt option for your people?
Oct 24 2010 8:43PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
"You people?" Whaddya mean "You People"??????

Anyways, that's more of a dildo option, anyway. No one wants to fuck Brad Pitt. They want to be fucked by Brad Pitt.
Oct 24 2010 8:45PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
You can get them so much cheaper on ebay hahahhahahaha
Oct 24 2010 8:45PM
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no_steeze
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Oct 24 2010 8:46PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
^Lol.

Plus Stoya is one of the only porn stars that gets me going. Her and Riley Mason. When I'm in the mood, of course.
Oct 24 2010 8:48PM
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Dhane
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who wants a used fleshlight? wtf
Oct 24 2010 8:48PM
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Mike-O
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THIS IS CREEPY MAN

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Oct 24 2010 8:50PM
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Sam.Carson
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haha i didnt even open the browser and i knew what it was from seeing it before
Oct 24 2010 8:51PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
That beats me but there are ebay stores that sell brand new ones.
Oct 24 2010 8:51PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
a used one will do that just as well as a new one will, maybe even better since it'll be broken in
Oct 24 2010 8:52PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
one thing ive never understood about these is lubrication. are they just slippery enough by themselves or do you have to squirt some KY in there?
Oct 24 2010 8:56PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
gotta buy some ky or something of that nature
Oct 24 2010 8:57PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
YOU CAN BUY AVATAR VURZIUN???

Oct 24 2010 8:57PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
its an actualy human vagina. they have hundreds of donors for these things from all over the world. some women are so giving
Oct 24 2010 8:57PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
good points but lets not forget that a used one has remnants of ancient sperm hidden in there someplace
Oct 24 2010 8:57PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
if you had actually watched the fucking product video you would KNOW you need lube for them.

i'm unclear what you do at the point of orgasm...do you pull out and bust on the floor of your mom's bathroom, do you jizz in the fleshlight and clean it out, or do you wear a condom to be safe?
Oct 24 2010 8:57PM
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little1337
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inb4 banhammer?
Oct 24 2010 9:01PM
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meth_time
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probs just deletion.

Oct 24 2010 9:01PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14

www.fleshlight.com

click

Oct 24 2010 9:32PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
this is going places lol
Oct 24 2010 9:49PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
this isnt new, i flip fleshlighs on b/s/t all day err day


Oct 24 2010 9:53PM
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Darth_Veeder
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How is this thread still here?
Oct 24 2010 9:54PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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is.. is that a man mouth?

i would lol so damn hard it it had a mustache
Oct 24 2010 9:55PM
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1337
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Oct 24 2010 9:58PM
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Mike-O
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I......DON'T.....KNOW!
Oct 24 2010 10:09PM
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hurrisun
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did you guys watch the video about the avatar fleshlight
Oct 24 2010 10:11PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Lol
Oct 24 2010 10:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
hahahahahahaha
Oct 24 2010 10:18PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Oct 24 2010 10:29PM
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