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Dumping while wearing ski boots

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gfanuckaa
Posts: 536 - Karma: 314
sucks. somewhat challenging, somewhat akward, but you know your just too lazy to take off the boots do the biz and put em back on. could be the worst part about a trip to the hill
Oct 24 2010 7:59PM
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cwillygood
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it is a very difficult process
Oct 25 2010 9:31AM
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manzear
Posts: 843 - Karma: 849
it is difficult...especially with snow pants...cant get a good spread...i always wondered how people did it when they had a one piece as well...
Oct 25 2010 9:42AM
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feelfreetoski
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Lol :p I do the same, cba to take 'em off ;)

Oct 25 2010 9:53AM
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DUKES
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to get more grip put cat trax on the bottom of your boots, should stop you from slidin, one time i forgot my cat trax and i had to extend and push against the stall door for added power
Oct 25 2010 10:12AM
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Toasty.
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it also really bad when it is a low seat. and so you kinda have to do a free fall the second half on your way down. you kinda have to have a plan goin in their.
Oct 25 2010 11:19AM
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Mr.Huck
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Henrik Harlaut.  Pioneer of Predump.  All he has to do is lift up his coat.

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Oct 25 2010 12:06PM
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McLeod
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Seattle Ridge Lodge at Sun Valley. Best on hill poop spot of all time!
Oct 25 2010 12:10PM
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k.thompson
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,258
it really is. im in class and i just showed my snowboarder friend this and he didnt understand at all
Oct 25 2010 12:12PM
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lands11
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This is a great thread haha
Oct 25 2010 12:33PM
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k-rob
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don't read it then? or become a mod and delete everything that doesn't entertain you, i don't think it takes a whole lot to become a mod around here these days anyways.


i've been skiing for 16 years and i dont think i've ever has to take a dump with my boots on, but after seeing that comment about the sphincter, i am afraid.
Oct 25 2010 12:47PM
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rooftop
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Working in the construction industry, if I ever build a lodge the first change order will be raising the toilets.

Oct 25 2010 1:13PM
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manzear
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good call!
Oct 25 2010 1:17PM
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Simmo
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This. When its not much higher than the backs of your boots...awkward
Oct 25 2010 1:42PM
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gfanuckaa
Posts: 536 - Karma: 314
its true, you dont wanna accidentally wipe with the tall t and be ridin round with skids all down your backside
Oct 27 2010 5:36PM
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yojimbo
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thats why you dump out in the morning after a smoke and a cup of joe.

either that or dont sit down, you gotta lean back on the heels of the boot using the door in front of you to hang off and get a real mean squat going for a nice clean release.
Oct 27 2010 5:44PM
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gombo8
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best thing ever when taking a dump is the high toilets so your knees are so bent.

Oct 27 2010 5:57PM
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cooper.fry
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Well there's a good summary of NSG for ya.
Oct 27 2010 6:12PM
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McFellon
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why would you ever be wearing ski boots in a bathroom that has a marble floor?

is your area super rich or something?
Oct 27 2010 6:19PM
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steezenskis
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hahaha
Oct 27 2010 6:26PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
This! As an engineer im always like - why the fuck haven't resorts caught on to the fact they need to raise the bogs by about 1ft! Then all would be well....

Im suprised chicks haven't complained about it more considering they sit down to piss....
Oct 27 2010 6:31PM
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benk
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 988
you have built in support when your skis are on. so just duck into the trees. i do it all the time
Oct 27 2010 6:33PM
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Sitch.
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holy shit never tought of that me be hard
Oct 27 2010 7:51PM
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Where-am-I
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feels like a regular shit to me
Oct 27 2010 7:52PM
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danderson.
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I laughed at that for some reason
Oct 27 2010 7:56PM
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smltownjibba
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use the "special needs" stall. Nice and roomy, handles on the wall if things get crazy

Oct 27 2010 8:07PM
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Piste.Off
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you guys are f'ed. One of my favorite parts of skiing is getting to the mountain and knowing I'm gonna have a great preski dump in the lodge with all my ski gear on.
Oct 27 2010 8:10PM
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jeremy.g
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remind me never to wear your clothes again...
Oct 27 2010 8:13PM
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no_steeze
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it sucks. it's hard to pull your pants down all the way and everything is just wrong
Oct 27 2010 8:13PM
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Whifazoo
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shitting is the easy part, its sitting down , wipeing and standing back up that are the hardest.
Oct 28 2010 12:50AM
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no_steeze
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best on hill everything of all time. it's like a country club
Oct 28 2010 1:16AM
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K-Thomas
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John Paul lodge at Snowbasin. solid wood private stalls with no under/over awkwardness. along with gold plated faucets and marble sinks. that's my #1.

most dangerous would have to be one time where i almost didnt make it in whistler. got the feeling on the lift, raced to the lodge. untucked, untucked. ripped off tall tees, tossed helmet, gogs, jacket etc. didnt even have my ass on the can before it was out. good thing i was in hovering distance.
Oct 28 2010 2:21AM
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squibble
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you mean your legs are straight out?
Oct 28 2010 2:34AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518
shitting at school sucks more cause sometimes theres shit on the seat and all of the bathrooms smell like shit
Oct 28 2010 3:05AM
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siversex
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hahahahahahaha
Oct 28 2010 3:09AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
While waiting for the shuttle to the hill, I went into the public bathroom, took a fucking MASSIVE shit and ended up clogging the toilet, popped a zit and sprayed it on the mirror and left. I was in a terrible mood and I took my anger out on that public bathroom.




Whistler toilets seem to be made for midgets when you have ski boots on
Oct 28 2010 3:18AM
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Mr.Panda
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That's why I take my shit after breakfast and before putting on my boots.
Oct 28 2010 7:53AM
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