Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

"I hate Gorilla Steeze!!!"

profile picture
therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
Hey kids!!! Is this you? are you constantly complaining about skiers 'stealing' from snowboarding? Are you scared of skiing becoming cool? Why shouldn't you be? Snowboarders everywhere are starting to give skiers their propers! Wanna retain your hardcore skier status but still go into the park to show up those retarded snowboarders??? Well kids do i have the answer for you!!!

Skiing's not supposed to be cool!





'in so many words. you dumbfuck it's not that rad'- Colin on Salomon talking to Jaime Pierre and the 250-footer

May 19 2004 11:22PM
5 1
profile picture
rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
don't worry, skiing definetly isn't cool. just go up to people in yer high school and ask, 'is snowboarding cool?' they will say yes. then ask if skiings is cool, the will say no. the end


yay skiing

May 19 2004 11:26PM
0 0
profile picture
linesnowblades
Posts: 147 - Karma: 15
SNOWBLADING IS!
May 19 2004 11:28PM
1 2
profile picture
Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
i am sooo glad you dooo



Alaska pride
May 19 2004 11:29PM
0 0
profile picture
estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
im glad tim rides those they are so hot right now
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
All NS jibbers have to ask them self's one question: Am I progressive like the auto insurance or am i just Aflac?

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

everyone should butter like they are spancered by land o lakes beeeeeeeotch

Oregon Pride
May 19 2004 11:31PM
0 0
profile picture
hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
holy fuck^^^^^





;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
May 19 2004 11:38PM
0 0
profile picture
hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
i was soo surprised when i relized that was not a french site...





;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
May 19 2004 11:48PM
0 0
profile picture
*scotty
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 20
what the fuck? a twin tipped mono ski. i jibbed up our letterbox last year on a mono ski.

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
May 20 2004 12:44AM
0 0
profile picture
BakerBoy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 17
People who think skiing is cool are idiots. Seriously.
May 20 2004 3:57AM
0 0
profile picture
fr33rid3r
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 18
wtf are you all on about? trippin.
May 20 2004 4:12AM
0 0
profile picture
shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
actually, some skiing is almost cool...... but not usually


eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
May 20 2004 5:57PM
0 0
profile picture
scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-Bonnor

'Maybe I can join Hibbert's club now' - Jon Olsson, takin one for the team on a tree rail.

I have a 96 VW, with more problems then Iraq. -west

yay for skiing
May 20 2004 6:36PM
0 0
profile picture
404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
I dont like crossing and try to keep my legs like polard when i do shit.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 20 2004 6:38PM
0 0
profile picture
cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
i hate gorilla steeze.. i love hucked penis spins


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
May 20 2004 7:24PM
0 0
profile picture
hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
that pic reminede me of a story. i was skiing and i saw this one legged skier fall and he lost his ski. so i went and handed to him and asked if he kneeded a hand... he looked at me and said. 'no you could give me a leg, haaa hahahahaha' i was like,, yeah.. haa haa..... FUCK





;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
May 20 2004 7:31PM
0 0
profile picture
hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
is thread about gorrilla style or about how skiing is not cool?
May 20 2004 8:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22

-luga




XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx


my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition
-newskool450
May 20 2004 8:05PM
0 0
profile picture
holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
HEHEHHEHEE
--------------------
S3p Represent
PBP Junkie
TMC For life
www.tmcmogul.com
five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
May 20 2004 8:08PM
0 0
profile picture
B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ha ha




Thongs are so hot right now
May 20 2004 9:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
yay gorrillas belong in the jungle not the zooo......set the gorillas free!
May 20 2004 9:05PM
0 0
profile picture
D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
omg tanner hall is just sick in that pick.
May 20 2004 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
SoupCurry
Posts: 1847 - Karma: 731
i saw some monoboard kids that mounted a snowboard like a monoboard







======================================
AK will blow you away
May 20 2004 10:53PM
0 0
profile picture
TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
I always seem to rotate 310... sigh...

Anyways... Imagine how many people are gonna actually use that thing. Just think of how many tourists are on twins.
--------------------------------------
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim
May 20 2004 11:56PM
0 0
profile picture
strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
just bust two of those and you'll put the Prophets to shame





-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
May 21 2004 2:35AM
0 0
profile picture
Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
wow ur dumb this is the dumbest post ever



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
May 21 2004 7:08AM
0 0
profile picture
4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
i hate u
___________________
-Nicholas

[Hight North Session 4]

Whitewater '04
May 21 2004 7:32PM
0 0
profile picture
albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
i like copying pollard because it makes me cool too.
_______________
Afterlame, fall 04
May 21 2004 8:39PM
0 0
profile picture
SoupCurry
Posts: 1847 - Karma: 731

======================================
Japanese steeze
Aug 9 2004 2:53AM
0 0
profile picture
BoomBotix
Posts: 885 - Karma: 200
Skiing in the past was always the thing for old folks. Now, the only idiots that think skiing isn't cool are the yuppy kids that take snowboarding lessons on a t-bar for one weekend every other winter. Fags.
Aug 9 2004 3:45AM
0 0
profile picture
dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
skiing is not gay, but gay but we think we are cool, get over it
Aug 9 2004 3:49AM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
am i right, or are all you guys complaining about skiing? Its def cooler than snowboarding. At my mountain, nearly no local does sb. But not all skiers do rails or kickers, but they are skiing.






proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
Aug 9 2004 5:49AM
0 0
profile picture
sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
man, skiing is so last season. i think i am gonna give it up and start a dodgeball league.








________________________________________________________
Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
Aug 9 2004 6:07AM
0 0
profile picture
mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
♥ ♥ ♥




tinkpigers
Aug 9 2004 7:04AM
0 0
profile picture
Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
what the fuck? why doe everyone have to make fun of someelses steez? i personally think that it has soo much style. plus tanner doesnt even have much guerilla. hes only like that coming up to jumps or rails....its what i call 'staying low'. now if you want guerilla look at pollard


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Aug 9 2004 7:22AM
0 0
profile picture
mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
tanner hall was gorilla to the max in happy dayz but it seemed to diminish in 1242.

tinkpigers
Aug 9 2004 7:29AM
0 0
profile picture
Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
^yeah thats what im saying....guerillawent out of him


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Aug 9 2004 8:04AM
0 0
profile picture
alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
thats a good story hoodratz, i cant tell whether to laugh wicked hard or cry tho

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Aug 9 2004 8:32AM
0 0
profile picture
TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
go fuck youself i like it
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Aug 9 2004 10:29AM
0 0
profile picture
KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
you gotta have racer steeze, thats where you got your poles tucked under your arms and you crouch down




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Aug 9 2004 11:16AM
0 0
profile picture
lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
its all about lanky steeze.


-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride
'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
Aug 9 2004 11:21AM
0 0
profile picture
Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
^Thank you, i dint know that.





Joke Of The Week

Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

Because her boyfriend was blond too.
Aug 9 2004 11:25AM
0 0
profile picture
*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
pollards got the best steeze out there.
Aug 9 2004 11:50AM
0 0
profile picture
albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
skiing is so lame.
_______________
Afterlame, fall 04
Watch The Scanners! Its unreal
Aug 9 2004 12:03PM
0 0
profile picture
jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
hmm everybody snowboards its super trendy.



------------------
that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.
' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
Aug 9 2004 12:15PM
0 0
profile picture
TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
mikael's got the best steeze out there wtf r u talking about ^?!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Aug 9 2004 1:11PM
0 0
profile picture
galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
Honestly I wish I saw more gorilla steeze out on the hill Lately. It was APE shit back in the day.
Jan 18 2016 1:23PM
0 0
profile picture
FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
Glen Plake. Mono skiing. smoking darts. Mow hawk. Thats cool right.
Jan 18 2016 1:26PM
1 0
profile picture
profa_212
Posts: 8620 - Karma: 32,325
FrenchFryGlen Plake. Mono skiing. smoking darts. Mow hawk. Thats cool right.


hell yeah it is.
Jan 18 2016 6:24PM
0 0
profile picture
freestyler540
Posts: 13042 - Karma: 18,233
lol at nostagia
Jan 18 2016 7:37PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)