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Grizzly Bear Death Machine

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deathcookie
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Could you kill a grizzly bear with this?
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Oct 24 2010 12:35AM
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PJS.
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easy
Oct 24 2010 12:36AM
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matt.s
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you would be better off with one of these

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but you might want to consider some of these first
(tranquilizer darts)
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Oct 24 2010 12:41AM
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TheFlyingHonky
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fuck no dude grizzly bears are the ultimate bad ass, i read somewhere the can break a deers neck with one swipe
Oct 24 2010 12:45AM
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PJS.
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i am against grizzly bears cuz they scare stephen colbert
Oct 24 2010 12:46AM
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sirschralpalot.
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this would probably do the trick

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Oct 24 2010 12:48AM
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geteducated
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a table saw?

are you fucked in the head or something?
Oct 24 2010 12:52AM
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Jahseph.
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Yeah thats some fucked up shit right there
Oct 24 2010 12:55AM
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hellyeaaaah
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I am going to make a TV show about this, just put a grizzly bear and a human with some sort of a weapon inside a cage with each other, then fight to the death, but PETA would be on that shit so fast
Oct 24 2010 2:40AM
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Ftacnik
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And how do you plan to kill a grizzly bear with a table saw? Just wondering.
Oct 24 2010 2:49AM
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SteezyOhio
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hahahahahahaha that table saw would be like back rub to the fucking grizzly
Oct 24 2010 3:19AM
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ScuffDUFF
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chop him up after he gets the darts...obviously
Oct 24 2010 3:20AM
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pmills
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if a marine has trouble fending off a young, starving, mountain lion with a chainsaw...


BILLINGS, Montana

Wielding his chain saw as a weapon, a former U.S. Marine says he fought off a starving mountain lion that attacked him while he was camping with his wife and two toddlers in northwestern Wyoming.

Dustin Britton, a 32-year-old mechanic and ex-Marine, said he was alone cutting firewood about 30 meters from his campsite in the Shoshone National Forest when he saw the lion staring at him from some bushes.

Britton revved his 45-centimeter chain saw and tried to back away. But the 45-kilogram lion followed.

As the animal pounced, Britton raised his saw and met it head-on—a collision he said felt like a grown man running right into him.

“It batted me three or four times with its front paws and as quick as I hit it with that saw it just turned away,” he said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press.

Britton later discovered he’d inflicted a gash on the lion’s shoulder. He said he was surprised the damage wasn’t worse.

“You would think if you hit an animal with a chain saw it would dig right in. I might as well have hit it with a hockey stick,” he said.

The wounded animal retreated, leaving Britton with a only small puncture wound on his forearm.

The attack occurred Sunday evening. Wildlife agents shot and killed the lion Monday after it attacked a dog brought in to track the animal.

Authorities say the lion was in poor physical condition and appeared to be starving. The lion was 4 to 5 years old.

Mountain lions are considered reclusive by nature and officials said the circumstances of the attack were highly unusual. Wyoming officials have documented only eight cases of mountain lions acting aggressively toward humans over the last decade.
Oct 24 2010 9:58AM
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maximiliaan
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killing a bear is something special, so i prefer the classic way
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Oct 24 2010 10:03AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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we use the weed eater at work for cutting down tons of small trees. they actually arnt that bad ass. the get dull really fast and they have trouble cutting down a 3 dbh tree. i would rather have my 441 stihl against a bear.
Oct 24 2010 10:55AM
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es94
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probably would just make the bear angrier
Oct 24 2010 10:59AM
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cultrara
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Oct 24 2010 11:50AM
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TotallyTrevor
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i'm willing to bet a grizzly bear would hop right through that fuckin' windshield and kill you
Oct 24 2010 11:52AM
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EastCoast...
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touche
Oct 24 2010 12:13PM
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vailsux.com
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Grizzly Bears are pretty chill just don't fuck with their young, stay away from their food, and don't surprise their asses and they will keep their distance. It's those god damned black bears you gotta keep an eye on.

Regardless a grizzly would fuck up a black bear and fuck you up a lot worse then a black bear. The best thing to do would be play dead, unless the bear is hunting, then dead meat is exactly what he is looking for.
Oct 24 2010 12:28PM
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thesheik
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the bear would cave in the guys face. every freakin time, regardless of weaponry.
Oct 24 2010 12:30PM
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k-rob
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bears are fucking assholes and i hope they all die painfully.
Oct 24 2010 12:33PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i hope no bears are reading this, they fucking rock at computers. ive seen a grizzly trace an IP in like 4 seconds flat. you better lock your door, not that it would stop a grizzly bear.
Oct 24 2010 12:37PM
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fuck bears. Click for larger image
Oct 24 2010 12:40PM
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PeterWojnar
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The snow plows with blowers in Truckee are absolutely massive compared to this, I think they'd do a better job making sure the bear couldn't just climb over the auger. I can't find a picture or video though, it sucks
Oct 24 2010 12:43PM
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304NordMan
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Grizzly would just roll it over, then snap the barrel of the main gun and use it to bash the cockpit in.
Oct 24 2010 12:44PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Fuckin backtracing that shit
Oct 24 2010 12:51PM
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PeterWojnar
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found one: look at the cars going in the same direction as the plow around 1:00 to the end, they give perspective as to how big it actually is

Oct 24 2010 12:54PM
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soulskier
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bears are badass sooo, no i dont think that would do the trick. maybe two of the things posted would dot it
Oct 24 2010 12:56PM
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WidespreadMedia.
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youre gunna need one of these

Oct 24 2010 1:01PM
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jmason
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Oct 24 2010 1:17PM
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k-rob
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i have proof that this thread is dildos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v92RmJjVFno

Oct 24 2010 1:20PM
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Profpimpcain
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Oct 24 2010 1:30PM
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Profpimpcain
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Oct 24 2010 1:30PM
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Profpimpcain
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Oct 24 2010 1:32PM
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Bar_Down
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Question: What kind of bear is best?
Oct 24 2010 1:35PM
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ButteredToast.
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OMG NOSTALGIC
Oct 24 2010 1:36PM
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Bar_Down
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holy fuck i remember that shit. that video game with the ice cream truck with the clown head on it
Oct 24 2010 1:37PM
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fsscott
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bahahahhaha twisted metal
Oct 24 2010 1:38PM
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Corwack10
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Holy shit.

Oct 24 2010 2:20PM
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AB.Zee
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you could kill a lot with those!

I used one every day this summer brushing the ski hill...With a sharp blade I could cut through a tree like 4inches in diameter in one swipe
Oct 24 2010 2:25PM
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best. game. ever.
Oct 24 2010 2:26PM
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hoodratz47
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YES!! Where is Bruce Campell  to wield that when you go into battle!
Oct 24 2010 3:41PM
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.frenchy
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Get money?
Oct 24 2010 3:43PM
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garrets
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Holy shit
Oct 24 2010 3:48PM
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Profpimpcain
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FALSE! Brown bear!
Oct 24 2010 4:27PM
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Bar_Down
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its actually black bear...
Oct 24 2010 4:37PM
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EC-Skier
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you showed him
Oct 24 2010 4:43PM
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AB.Zee
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That is insane.... but I wouldn't be surprised if a big cougar could hold its own against a grizzly
Oct 24 2010 4:53PM
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hoodratz47
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ive allways wanted to get buck naked cover my slef in dirt and mud and sticks in my hair. and kill a deer . leave it under a tree and i hide up in the tree. and when a bear come to investigate the deer i jump down with my bowie knife and Kill that mother fucker..

but really i am more scared of a couger in the forest than a bear.. but also in oregon there are more cougers than bears!

Oct 24 2010 5:00PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Are you simple? I have run into probly 7 or 8 black bears in the woods of colorado and they sighted me then scampered away. Plus black bears are 6 to 7 feet tall grizzlys are like 10-11 feet. I would much rather run into 3 black bears (no cubs) than 1 grizzly any day.
Oct 24 2010 5:01PM
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