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I Wish I Was Shallow Hal

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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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Seriously seeing chicks that other people think are ugly as smoking hot would fuckin kill, think of all the ladies you could get. And they would also be sweet instead of superficial whores.

Oct 23 2010 5:38PM
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hundreds
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i agree with dumbass ^
Oct 23 2010 5:40PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah that'd be pretty sick, you would fucking clean up
Oct 23 2010 5:41PM
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r0dubs
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i'd just want to not know i was shallow hal
Oct 23 2010 5:41PM
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ghick
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haha nice. some definite pros and cons there. would you like to be jack black though?
Oct 23 2010 5:42PM
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r0dubs
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fuck no
Oct 23 2010 5:43PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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I dunno i think jack black cleans up regardless, i'd be me but with his powers. I need to meet kenny rogers or whoever that guy was that brainwashed him.
Oct 23 2010 5:43PM
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hoodratz47
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?
Oct 23 2010 5:46PM
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RubberSoul
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well i think if you knew, it wouldnt work right?

how does the movie end? i cant remember
Oct 23 2010 5:47PM
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Anathema
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but, you can. it just requires a little alcohol..

Oct 23 2010 5:51PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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he finds out gwyneth paltrow is like 800 pounds but marry's her anyway, and george finds a chick that likes dogs which shows promise for him cus he has a tail.
Oct 23 2010 5:51PM
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RubberSoul
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thanks. i didnt even remember that george had a tail..?
Oct 23 2010 5:52PM
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chardi
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is this thread like 8 years late?

+zoolander icon? date check?
Oct 23 2010 6:01PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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oh ya sorry i forgot to tell all you guys. I'm from the past.
Oct 23 2010 6:05PM
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RubberSoul
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zoolander is a timeless classic
Oct 23 2010 6:07PM
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