SOME GIRLS LIVE BELOW ME IN MY DORM, AND LAST NIGHT, THEY CAME INTO OUR BATHROOM (ITS CONNECTED TO OUR ROOM AND THE HALLWAY, SO ANYONE CAN USE IT, BUT WE CAN LOCK IT FROM OUR SIDE) AND WE HEAR A GIRL TALKING, SHE GOES "HE STARTED, AND IM LIKE FUCK THAT I DONT WANT A FOURSOME, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR THREESOME SO I JUST FUCKING LEFT AND NOW I WANNA GO BACK FOR A FOURSOME BUT I CANT"
THEN THE OTHER GIRL IN THE BATHROOM GOES "WHY CANT WE JUST GO BACK AND FUCK THEM"
GIRL 1 "BECAUSE IM ON MY PERIOD AND I HAVE NO TAMPONS! ITS THE THIRD DAY AND I STILL HAVE NO GOD DAMN TAMPONS......WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID I WEAR WHITE?!"
GIRL 2 "IS THAT BLOOD? LOOK HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER WE ARE USING."
GIRL 1 "I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BLOOD, IM GOING IN THAT THREESOME RIGHT NOW"
SO BIG DEAL, DRUNK SLUTTY HORNY GIRLS ON PERIOD IN MY BATHROOM. AS THEY WERE LEAVING, MY SUITE YELLED, WE HAVE TAMPONS, COME BACK, BUT THEY WERE WASTED.
SO RIGHT NOW, LIKE 4 MINUTES AGO, I HEAR A BUNCH OF SCREAMING DOWNSTAIRS, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A DOOR SLAM, AND THE SAME GIRL YELLS "WHAT THE FUCK I DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING DICK ANYMORE"
AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW 3 GIRLS ARE STORMING OUT OF A ROOM YELLING, SCREAMING, CURSING, AND SLAMMING DOORS.
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