Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Robot Unicorn on SPIKETV

profile picture
BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Yeah. Watchin some TV and they had an add for Robot Unicorn for iPhone. Fuck yeah

Oct 21 2010 11:16PM
0 0
profile picture
pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i was buying gas like two weeks ago and i always go in to pay in cash, so i go to hand the guy the money like "$65 on pump 3" and hes playing robot unicorn attack on his iphone. his score was like 18,000 and he had mad fucking dolphins. he let me have the fruit rollup i was gonna buy for free because he didnt want to make change.

i didnt know weather to be more stoked on the fact that the gas station had fruit rollups or that the guy was playing robot unicorn.
Oct 21 2010 11:24PM
0 0
profile picture
GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
best story on ns no doubt
Oct 21 2010 11:26PM
0 0
profile picture
jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
second this
Oct 21 2010 11:26PM
0 0
profile picture
ski.free
Posts: 75 - Karma: 34
i know the guy who is #5th in the world for robot unicorn he goes to cu bolder. he need to get out of the house more
Oct 21 2010 11:28PM
0 0
profile picture
PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
LOL, it takes $65 to fill your car! Mine fills for $30 and probably can drive further on a single tank to boot!
Oct 21 2010 11:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
but my penis is bigger
Oct 21 2010 11:34PM
0 0
profile picture
PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
wut? And here I thought people drove big cars to make up for the small size of their diddly-whang.
Oct 21 2010 11:44PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
seriously. mine takes $40 worth of diesel and gets 50mpg
Oct 21 2010 11:46PM
0 0
profile picture
PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
You have me beat there. I wish that Subaru sold an Outback Legacy diesel in the states, that would be the ultimate car for driving around and looking like you are really outdoorsy and environmentally aware.
Oct 21 2010 11:49PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
jetta tdi ftw. it's just not 4wd which is an issue sometimes but most days in the winter its still fine with snow tires
Oct 21 2010 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with robot unicorn attack...
Oct 22 2010 9:37AM
0 0
profile picture
PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Your contribution to this thread is hereby officially acknowledged.
Oct 22 2010 9:50AM
0 0
profile picture
Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
new or old?
Oct 22 2010 11:14AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)