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Most uncomfortable moment

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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
what, in your opinion, is the worst thing that happens to you?

for me, getting hit hard in the balls is the most uncomfortable experience possible.

a close second is accidentally drinking sour chunky milk... what are some lame things that happen to you ns??
Oct 21 2010 2:49PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
hahaha. you are an asshole
Oct 21 2010 7:53PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Oct 21 2010 7:57PM
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BrewskiJr
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lol wut
Oct 21 2010 8:01PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
shitting blood for a week or two then a doctor havin to ram a finger up your ass. painful AND awkward as fuck.
Oct 21 2010 8:10PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
some kid thats at m college to study from china said that he went to the store to get something to clean a bowl out with. Whatever he said, they ended up giving him the thing you use to clean toilets bowls. So he cleaned his bowl (like a cereal bowl) with that for like a week.
Oct 21 2010 8:21PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
fuck, i meant my 1337th post
Oct 21 2010 8:24PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
im thinking #3 has to do with their monthly...."thing"

this is an uncomfortable moment.
Oct 21 2010 8:26PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
both of your calfs locking up with 1 min left in your half hour long erg peice, and not being able to stand up for like 5 minutes
Oct 21 2010 8:29PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
probably breaking my back. didn't feel much. but it was so unsettling. not being able to move you legs is pretty scary
Oct 21 2010 8:30PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
hhahaha nooo diareah spelling ya... what
Oct 21 2010 8:33PM
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skia4life91
Posts: 657 - Karma: 379
shovel dragging across driveway
Oct 21 2010 8:36PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Wait a goddam second... Mander- do you have a brother named Brendan?
Oct 21 2010 10:46PM
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MANDER
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no.... why?
Oct 21 2010 10:51PM
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hael
Posts: 571 - Karma: 15
I've had a lot of experience with this over the past year, building up from a reaction to a lotion in january to this summer when i would have massive hives all over my body for no reason even while on 3 different medications treating for allergies, with angiodema (swelling) on face and hands

if you have similar issues, talk to an allergist/immunologist about Chronic Urticaria. there are a lot of different causes, Ideopathic means they can't find the reason but I have the Autoimmune kind, meaning it's my immune system attacking itself. Talk to your doctor and maybe get some bloodwork done, cause it's a bitch to try to deal with on your own.
Oct 21 2010 11:06PM
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jibnut
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Oct 21 2010 11:16PM
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leeum.
Posts: 352 - Karma: 61
yeah the uncontrolable puking, this summer i had so bad pneumonia that all the doctors i went to thought i had a stomach bug.......... turns out my lungs were so inflamed that they were pushing against my diaphragm which was pushing against my stomach.. 4 days after throwing up 50 times total, then another 4 days in the hospital, then a month not playing sports of being able to run for more than 30 seconds... I was good as new!
Oct 21 2010 11:20PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
walking in on your parents
Oct 21 2010 11:21PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Because I know someone who everyone calls Manders and who's last name is Anderson.

It seemed like it was worth a shot...


Oct 21 2010 11:23PM
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anarski
Posts: 120 - Karma: 11
1. being in the middle or anywhere actually on a long flight sucks major ass
2. having to fart to the point where you have horrible stomach pains but cant since you are in class/work/public
3. having wet jeans/jeans chafing
Oct 21 2010 11:26PM
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clark.
Posts: 308 - Karma: 14
I think it's agreed that getting whacked in the balls hurts a lot.


Eating a rotten coconut isn't a good thing either.
Oct 21 2010 11:27PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
So... my actual most awkward moment was this time i was at my boyfriends house and had just met his parents. We were about to go to the drive in theater with some friends so I go to put on a sweatshirt that I had just washed and a thong fell out of the sleeve onto the floor in front of everyone.


So awkward.
Oct 21 2010 11:37PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
sooo....are you saying sucking dick is uncomfortable?
Oct 22 2010 12:34AM
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Queen_Selassie
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deffinatly most uncomfortable feeling imo

Oct 22 2010 12:43AM
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Shaky_Jake
Posts: 252 - Karma: 14
Coming out to your Mormon parents.... that shit sucks
Oct 22 2010 1:46AM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
what a disgusting pun.
Oct 22 2010 2:02AM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
When you are on the freeway in a car with a bunch of people you don't know and you suddenly need to take a piss really bad so you tell whoever is driving and they ignore you.
Oct 22 2010 2:17AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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starting to spin on ice in the car
Oct 22 2010 2:29AM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47

Unfortunately, this is one of my most familiar HORRIBLE FEELINGS.

Possibly the worst.

Oct 22 2010 3:07AM
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factory81
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telling someone you can't warranty their water damaged macbook pro under warranty and they have to spend a grand to have it fixed.


Oct 22 2010 5:49AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Not at all. No dick hate here. Just that picture was making my uncomfortable. Therefore, I decided to post what was making me uncomfortable at that moment in time. Currently, the fact that I'm a little hungry and up at 3am on NS is making me uncomfortable.
Oct 22 2010 6:14AM
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emlaa
Posts: 61 - Karma: 15
Watching The Inbetweeners (British comedy show) with my parents. If you know the show you know what I'm on about.
Oct 22 2010 7:17AM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
Call me immature if you want, but god dammit i laughed so hard at this.
Oct 22 2010 9:29AM
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.JPolster
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nailfiles. the feeling and sound gets to me
Oct 22 2010 9:31AM
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NW_Rider
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I lol'd
Oct 22 2010 11:17AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Oct 22 2010 11:24AM
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steezee5
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 136
I can't believe you got away unnoticed with saying "when my bf sits on my chest" on NS
Oct 22 2010 11:47AM
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*valkyrie*
Posts: 229 - Karma: 51
I can't believe it either.  I just assume most people don't read all of what I write most of the time. And regarding the chest sitting thing for anyone who is wondering - if I am laying on the couch sometimes he just comes over and sits or lays right on top of me. He isn't the first to do this either, I guess I just attract this sort of behavior
Oct 22 2010 12:00PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
breaking ur boner aka "sprained dick" /thread
Oct 22 2010 12:19PM
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steezee5
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 136
i second the "starting to slide on ice in a car" feeling, or the "i just got pulled over by the cops" feeling
Oct 22 2010 1:10PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
when you're drunk and have the spins really bad
Oct 22 2010 1:33PM
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poptarts4life
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trying to hold in a good poop while around other people
Oct 22 2010 1:38PM
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Proze
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Go to take a swig of your drink and theres a soggy cigarette butt in it...
Oct 22 2010 2:06PM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
Yes.
Oct 22 2010 2:50PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
As far as physical discomfort goes, i think its pretty hard to beat a solid whack in the balls.
Oct 22 2010 2:53PM
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BVT802
Posts: 443 - Karma: 18
1. Vomiting (is there anything but violent?)
2. When my feet come back from being asleep and i get pins (I have a terrible beta alanine reaction similar to this feeling)
3. Watching someone chew with their mouth open
4. When people know it was you that just dropped a bomb in a crowded room
5. Having to pee so bad that your whole body hurts if someone touches you. (Road trips are prime for this)
Oct 22 2010 2:55PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
I ate peanuts and had to give myself an epipen. It was freaky, because you have to stab yourself with something, it took me a couple minutes to do it.
Oct 22 2010 3:12PM
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EvanA02
Posts: 421 - Karma: 47
being walked in on by a family member. very awkward.
Oct 22 2010 4:06PM
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