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DR NS, Diagnose Me

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ECB
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So lately, off and on, I'll get pains in stomach, but just on the left side. It's always on the left side, right under the ribs. It's not a normal pain, but rather a pain that feels like there is some sort of acidic material inside me and its like eating away (like a gurgling feeling sort of). It has been going on for a few days now, and i'll wake up during the middle of the night with it rumbling, so its causing me less sleep.

What is wrong?
Oct 19 2010 10:23AM
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Tortao
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herpes
Oct 19 2010 10:26AM
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Scrambles
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rib cancer
Oct 19 2010 10:27AM
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rudager
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Indigestion, acid reflex or heart burn.

That, or you're just pregnant.
Oct 19 2010 10:27AM
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PBRasap
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http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/630943/common_causes_of_left_side_stomach.html?cat=5
Oct 19 2010 10:27AM
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CoonKiller
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Start eating more,or smoking less shitty weed.

Oct 19 2010 10:28AM
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ECB
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Damn it, if thats true I need to go the ER
Oct 19 2010 10:32AM
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PBRasap
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leave it to the internet to make you think you have every possible illness ever. :) but seriously...
Oct 19 2010 10:34AM
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ECB
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yeah, but I might go in anyways, I mean, it is causing me loss of sleep

Thanks for the bad news haha
Oct 19 2010 10:35AM
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PBRasap
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meh what can i say, I'm a day ruiner, or possibly a life saver?
Oct 19 2010 10:36AM
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ECB
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well played
Oct 19 2010 10:38AM
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Melvs
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I had something very similar for awhile. They ran me through a few different tests to make sure it wasn't cancer or something serious, in the end they diagnosed me with GERD (acid reflux). Definitely see your doctor, he'll probably refer you to a gastrointestinal expert.
Oct 19 2010 10:41AM
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ECB
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Did you have any other symptoms?

As of now I don't have any other symptoms besides the pain, but I'm definitely scheduling an appointment
Oct 19 2010 10:47AM
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I_Am_Mod
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sounds like you have a severe case of ....





INCEST!
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Oct 19 2010 10:50AM
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I_Am_Mod
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sounds like stomach acid;
rennie helps quite well against it and i think its free from prescription.... :)
http://grocerytrader.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/newrennie_ice_48s.jpg
Oct 19 2010 10:52AM
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14.
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Appendicitis.  (if it feels like a cramp sorta on the left side)
i've had it,
go to the hospital now or you will die because it will burst
/thread
Oct 19 2010 10:53AM
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yelsel
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exactly what i was thinking. go to a doctor now. i put mine off and it was very very close to bursting.
Oct 19 2010 10:53AM
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I_Am_Mod
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also, DR NS = reliable and consistent ....
Oct 19 2010 10:54AM
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Kangbang
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anything to do with your cousin?
Oct 19 2010 10:54AM
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14.
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lol at sarcastic tone

but for cereal

doctor, NOW

i dont want anyone dying on NS
Oct 19 2010 10:55AM
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Melvs
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I had issues with eating for awhile. I know the doctors told me everyone has different symptoms and I have it pretty bad...
Oct 19 2010 10:59AM
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thisandthatfilms
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i think your cousins dna is starting to spread
Oct 19 2010 11:04AM
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snowking249
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I was gonna go there, thank you for beating me to the punch
Oct 19 2010 11:12AM
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.AR6rider.
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Your appendix is on the right side of your body.

Oct 19 2010 11:22AM
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I_Am_Mod
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also it isn't right below your ribs...

hence my previous statement: DR NS = reliable and consistent ...

Oct 19 2010 11:28AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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haha when's the last time some of you took anatomy or looked at a diagram. try this first
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then look at this
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Oct 19 2010 11:33AM
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StevenR
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Thats what i was thinking.
Oct 19 2010 11:40AM
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I_Am_Mod
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so....
appandix is not right below the ribs...
and it's on the right side
like we said....
Oct 19 2010 11:41AM
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Username_42069
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nice dick cleavage in the first pic hah
Oct 19 2010 12:02PM
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I_Am_Mod
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lol, a friend of mine is gay, and is notorious for dick cleavage ....
Oct 19 2010 12:03PM
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ECB
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For most people

But on some people its on the left, all the organs are on the opposite, and you never know until something bad happens



I just came from the DR, took NS advice, and worth doing so



If I develop a fever, diarrhea or vomit, I have appendicitis and must go straight to the ER
If I don't develop it, then more testing is going to be done after test today come back tomorrow morning.....
Oct 19 2010 12:29PM
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SteezyOhio
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You sir have a case of Stage 3 Slow-Progressing Incest Degenerative Disorder.
Oct 19 2010 12:32PM
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