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AdrenalineGarage
Posts: 261 - Karma: 244
Last week, as a follow up to "5 Reason to Snowboard, not Ski" Fuel TV posted "5 Reasons to Ski, not Snowboard."  This was actually pretty unthinkable about two years ago.  I think it got reprinted from somewhere.  Overall, I think the debate is stupid, but I guess you got their attention.... again. 

http://www.fuel.tv/snowboarding/item/5-reasons-to-ski-not-snowboard/


Oct 19 2010 2:15AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Haha that list came off as a little stuck up, but still funny. At least it's still recognition.
Oct 19 2010 2:25AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36675 - Karma: 110,541
Just a wee bit stuck up. But I thought it was good. Can't wait to see all the comments from burton-riding douches.
Oct 19 2010 2:27AM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
1. Splitboards: Really? I mean we can almost just stop here...you turned your snowboard into skies so you can take advantage of all of the benefits of skiing in the backcountry, and yet you still call yourself a snowboarder.

2. Poles: You don't understand what they are for until you're in a flat area on the mountain and you're hopping around like some kind of idiot , one-footed jackrabbit. Next, you are begging us for one of our poles to help you along or you expect a slingshot. Poles are for balance and planting turns. Maybe you if you had a pole or two you'd stop dragging your knuckles around the mountain. Ever had your ass kicked with a pole...have you punk?

3. Amplitude & Speed: Snowboarders may have pushed the development of terrain parks and halfpipes at ski resorts, but we've taken riding them to new heights. If snowboarders could get more than 10 feet out of the pipe, they'd know that the air is a little thinner up here in the skier amplitude zone. You control terrain park design so we get flat crappy jumps with ramp-like takeoffs. How about putting a lip on that jump so we can actually pull our tricks? We'd ride with snowboarders more often, but you can't keep up with us...not by a long shot. There's nothing like laying out some high-speed ski turns on fresh groomers and it's just not the same on a snowboard, no matter what you say.

4. Alta & Deer Valley: Regardless of how much you hate on skier-only mountains -- Alta, Deer Valley and Mad Rive Glenn -- all three are amazing. No matter how much you bitch and complain about it, you aren't welcome at them. We have our skiing sanctuaries...get over it. When we ski at them, we don't have to put up with you side-slipping all the fresh powder off the mountain, piling up all over our traverse lines or amassing around the tops of our lifts, as you strap in, like a bad traffic jam. Step-ins were the best thing you all ever invented and you're too cool to realize it.

5. The Cool Factor: There's no doubt that snowboarding has made snowsports cooler and that it helped get young people on the snow again. However, since freestyle skiing came along, we have re-energized our own sport and reminded you of what is was like when snowboarding first started. We've out cooled the founders of terrain parks and freestyle riding. We are amped on our sport and we are setting the trends while you are falling behind. You may have helped make us, but now we are out performing you on every level...end of story.
Oct 19 2010 2:37AM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28
Never read the original, but sounds like the same old lame arguements... who gives a shit what you ride. Just do it and have fun, fuck the haters.
Oct 19 2010 5:06AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
its the same thing its just your choice of weapon....

we must all agree that mono skiers are the fags of the mtn.
Oct 19 2010 5:15AM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28
Hahaha ok, I will agree with you on that.
Oct 19 2010 5:18AM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
whaat? no way, there is the raddest old-man monoskier at my home mountain, I rarely ski a day where I don't see him shredding.
Oct 19 2010 5:56AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
meh....

Oct 19 2010 6:05AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
I loved shanes and jamies past segments monoboarding. So sick!

RIP Shane
Oct 19 2010 6:09AM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
wow the skier snowboard argument is retarded, lets be honest that we get most of style from snowboarders and there one of the reasons skiing is so advanced and is so crazy right now.
Oct 19 2010 7:07AM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Ehhh, I would have preferred taking the high road and not having that done. Neither the snowboarding or the skiing article should have made its way onto fuel.  I choose to respect everyone, no matter what they are riding.  This just makes us look childish and hypocritical.
Oct 19 2010 7:56AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
YESSSSS
Oct 19 2010 7:59AM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
I stopped caring about this debate a long time ago
Oct 19 2010 8:07AM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
they said that like 3 tmes in the list already.
Oct 19 2010 8:32AM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
why dont we pick something else to hate, like figure skaters. if it wasnt for them, freeskiing would probs be in the olympics
Oct 19 2010 8:50AM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Good to see that a lot of the comments on the original post were not supportive, finally boarders are getting past this argument.
Oct 19 2010 9:02AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Things like that just make us look cocky.
Especially that list posted above.
I'm going to puke.
Oct 19 2010 9:34AM
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Governator
Posts: 116 - Karma: 18
whatever. do what you do and have fun doing it. a lot of skiing's progression is owed to snowboarding, and skiing is pushing the current progression curve, so everybody wins
Oct 19 2010 10:51AM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
or snowblades
Oct 19 2010 11:02AM
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Governator
Posts: 116 - Karma: 18
aww hell naw man those trick skis are awesome!!!! you can even spin a 360 helicopter with them!

/gaper'd
Oct 19 2010 11:11AM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
are you saying you can do whirly birds in the stunt ditch??!
Oct 19 2010 11:13AM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
That list made skiers look like a bunch of bitches even though I'm sure it was pretty much just sarcastic or else the person who wrote that is the biggest douchebag ever.
Oct 19 2010 11:18AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
The fact that anybody even digs this sort of shit out anymore only evidences the fact that most snowsports media outlets can't find anything new to say or write about.

I lend a pole or wait for my boarder friends on traverses, they help me dig out a ski when I lose one. This is the case for everyone but the .001% of both sports that think a cross town rivalry serves some purpose on snow.
Oct 19 2010 11:19AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
yeah, i always give away my poles and skate on flat parts :) or push my friends forward in the liftline so they don't necessarily need to unbuckle :)
Oct 19 2010 11:23AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,058
are you kidding? you don't know what you're talking about, monoskiing is sick. but you really gotta watch out for those freeheelin' faggots.
Oct 19 2010 11:36AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
ha nice, agreed with all of them
Oct 19 2010 11:37AM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 339
exacly, this article was poorly written and rediculous.
Oct 19 2010 1:14PM
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Fischer-Addicted
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 30
the people who wrote that are pretty uneducated... they think poles are just for pushing.......
Oct 19 2010 3:27PM
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Gharf
Posts: 1390 - Karma: 983
this is retarded it s not even funny.

snowboarding is the shit and any person stating that skiing is better than snowboarding or snowboarding is better thant skiing is a moron.

just different kinds of fun, but very close.
Oct 19 2010 3:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
"Poles are for balance and planting turns." 

Those are two reasons that they gave that aren't "pushing".  Most likely less them being uneducated and you not reading it thoroughly?  
Oct 19 2010 3:43PM
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Chompo.
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Oct 19 2010 3:44PM
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MatsoFatso
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agreeeed... epic reasons
Oct 19 2010 3:52PM
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DaysToCome
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that article was stupid
Oct 19 2010 4:04PM
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five0
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like the original was any better..

5 Reasons to snowboard, not ski.

1. Riding Powder: No matter how wide and fat you make those skis, they aren't snowboards. You just can't get that floating feeling or rip the same layback slash as you can on a snowboard. Carving through powder is one of the best feelings on earth and it's just not the same on skis no matter what you say.

2. Racks & Wishbones: Whether we have balls or a clam, our private parts thank us for not skiing. You can't do the splits on a snowboard so there's no taking a rail or tree branch to crotch or getting wishboned. We will all have children if we want to...some of you may not after your sack smacks that hard pack. Maybe you all should wear protective cups?

3. Yard Sales: What are those damn poles for anyway? Most of you just drag them around. Why do your skies come off? That old snowboard leash law should really apply to your fruit sleds. There's nothing funnier than watching a skier dig around in four feet of powder trying to find jettisoned skis. Tie a red streamer around all those pieces, you pinheads.

4. Segregation: We don't have to ride with snobby pricks who would even want to "ski" at Alta or the other two remaining ski-only resorts in the nation, Dear Valley and Mad River Glenn. We used to think you'd eventually end your segregation practices but now we could really care less and if you do...we should boycott you.

5. The Cool Factor: We're still cooler than you. You learned how to be cool from us and even though Freeskiers are quite cool now, you aren't as cool as us even if you do go bigger in the pipe. The fact is, your style came from us. We rule you. End of story!
Oct 19 2010 5:07PM
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DAPSKI
Posts: 414 - Karma: 141
i dont get what skiing wants to do with fuel, that channel has nothing to offer and in no way represents action sports. Plus there owned by fox.
Oct 19 2010 5:07PM
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ORDEAL
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Oct 19 2010 5:11PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
WHAT! Monoskiers are so badass, all of them are already nasty skiers but want to try something harder. I saw a mono freeskier and he was slaying like backside 450 out, 720s on jumps, backflips it was so sick to see.
Oct 19 2010 5:17PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
it is a known fact that tally whackers fuck up the powder more they any one else..

1reason.. I will never drop a knee to take a face shot.

fix the heel fix the problem .. i yell that at every telemarker i see. inb4 tele is harder then alpine. when your springs are tighter then a nun it does not matter. and yes i can tele and i do not enjoy it very much! id rather skin up and lock my heel down and carve it the fuck up!
Oct 19 2010 5:19PM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
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its the true
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Oct 19 2010 5:25PM
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JStrathern
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I lol'ed.. how the hell do you boycott them if you're not even allowed to go there in the first place? retards
Oct 19 2010 5:25PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
word....i'm not a huge fan of that network either, even if I didn watch tv
Oct 19 2010 5:30PM
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T-Holt
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They even spelled Mad River Glenn wrong. Did anyone proofread that article? Mad Rive Glenn??? Rive?????

Jesus.
Oct 19 2010 5:30PM
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McFellon
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Mad Rive Glenn? WTF. that is not cool because a skier should know better

and also, not all of that ski at mad river are "snobby pricks." snowboarders suck
Oct 19 2010 5:39PM
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CDdesign
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 92
haha snowboarders do have one advantage.. a one board quiver, that can float in pow better... but Mike Douglas said it best in last years freeski tv's history of freesking
Oct 19 2010 7:20PM
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skiierman
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man its crazy seeing no one catching on that this is all a big joke.
Oct 19 2010 8:23PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
quality list.
Oct 19 2010 8:26PM
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.jesus.
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people actually still care about this shit?
Oct 19 2010 8:50PM
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OGHolliday
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Even though they are both sarcastic its nice to get some recognition. And a good laugh.
Oct 19 2010 9:14PM
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Willard
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I help boarders or atleast ones that look like got some steeze some help but i enjoy a good laugh once in awhile bradshaws seemed to hate but this one had a bit more comedy it was lame to do any of this but still it has humor
Oct 19 2010 9:23PM
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five0
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Haven't you guys even SEEN Johnny Tsunami?!
Oct 19 2010 9:49PM
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