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What Should I Draw On My Math Test?

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saucybiscuits
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i have to take a math test tomorrow that i will most likely fail......... ive gone in for extra help, not missed one class all year, i just dont get it.

so what should i draw on my math test in place of the answers to the questions i dont understand?

im already awesome at drawing dicks, so i need fresh ideas besides that.
Oct 18 2010 8:57PM
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GayWolf420
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A giant,veiny and very well detailed penis.
Oct 18 2010 8:58PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
dinosaurs. or you could spend your ns time studying for your test! but you probably dont care about school cause your gonna be a pro skier when you grow up so id go with dinosaurs.
Oct 18 2010 8:59PM
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omulligan
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a stick figure world always work
Oct 18 2010 8:59PM
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Uncle.Badness
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Well I would try to learn the material, because I bet you can (assuming your in any math below Calc BC) unless you're in college in that case, I usually go with whales.
Oct 18 2010 8:59PM
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Heinzler
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i like drawing jedi's for my physics class
Oct 18 2010 9:01PM
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Malcolm
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bring sciccors and stapler and make a flip book
Oct 18 2010 9:01PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
What he said ^

Call up somebody who knows it well. Have them explain it to you, and then go into class early tomorrow to get extra help.

I'm sure you can learn it. Instead of spending your time perusing NS, get on that. I guarantee that if you actually try to learn it tonight, you can get an A.

What math class are you in?
Oct 18 2010 9:02PM
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Randy_Quench
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on our necap testing (school evaluation, doesnt count for anything personal)there was a writing problem that legit had 5 pages of reading at 7:30am.. so i drew a picture of a whale in a christmas hat and i believe thats an awesome idea.

i guess a bunch of people drew animals on that question.
Oct 18 2010 9:02PM
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1337
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yessss
Oct 18 2010 9:02PM
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Schlop
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I draw T-Rexs or elephants. For the bonus question in grade 9 or something on a big math test I drew a humpback whale and got the question right..
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Oct 18 2010 9:02PM
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stalefish.
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how unimaginative, uncreative, stupid, and gay that idea is. go throw up on your mom.
Oct 18 2010 9:03PM
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fuck all these do your hw answers, draw a fucking grizzlycorn
Oct 18 2010 9:03PM
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Dhane
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i can draw a really really good duck. its a very odd passion of mine. drew them all over my hw and tests in high school.
Oct 18 2010 9:04PM
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gyarados
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on my religion exam last year i drew a giant shark fighting a robot octopus below my essay
Oct 18 2010 9:05PM
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saucybiscuits
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i have gone in for extra help every morning for the past 2 weeks. i tried to meet with my teacher today, but she was unavailable al day

and tomorrow she has bus duty in the morning and i have math 1st period

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Oct 18 2010 9:06PM
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whegrodamus.
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t-hall screaming
Oct 18 2010 9:06PM
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Uncle.Badness
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But then erased it...
Oct 18 2010 9:08PM
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Muhammad
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I like to draw 3D pictures so that it looks like the page is a centimeter deep and a chunk was cut out of it.  Eventually, I'm going to work my way up to this:

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Oct 18 2010 9:08PM
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sammiedee
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I drew a circus on my final math exam one year. I wish they gave them back so I could scan it...
Oct 18 2010 9:09PM
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BootySpunk.
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Try the problem for partial credit?
Oct 18 2010 9:09PM
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McFellon
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Yeah last year's class just drew dicks and stuff for that, so this year the principle threatened us with putting it on our transcripts and taking away privileges for the incoming freshmen in two years(not really sure why he thought that would motivate us tho)
Oct 18 2010 9:09PM
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TinyTigers
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Oct 18 2010 9:12PM
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.AR6rider.
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When I was in high school, on the bottom of a chemistry test that I was sure I had failed, I wrote "I'll give you five dollars if you give me a good grade on this test."  Needless to say, the teacher wasn't amused.  However, I didn't do nearly as bad as I thought I would, so it all worked out ok.

Oct 18 2010 9:17PM
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XtRemE11
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draw the land before time crew, bigfoot sarah, petrie, spike, duckie, and maybe add chomper.
answer a history question instead
count to the highest number you can in the space you have.
a muscle car doing a burnout

Oct 18 2010 9:20PM
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_Jesus_
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I drew this on my geometry test last year
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Oct 18 2010 9:22PM
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no_steeze
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uhm is nobody gonna acknowledge this?
Oct 18 2010 9:22PM
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_Jesus_
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oh and in the upper right you can see "Biggie Trigs" saying "who dat triangle"
Oct 18 2010 9:23PM
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Deezy
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all this bullshit about drawing a whale and getting it right. i dont know, man i have never seen that. i tried once, went for broke, got nothing. I had to speak with my teacher after class, he asked me why, i told him, some BS excuse including whales (what i drew) and physics (physics class). he laughed. but still no mark. :(
Oct 18 2010 9:25PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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i was gonna be like you know how i know your gay... but then u posted
Oct 18 2010 9:25PM
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BootySpunk.
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That is easy...pussy.
Oct 18 2010 9:26PM
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Schlop
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My teacher always found that stuff really funny. She has fun with her students. I got an awesome mark, pretty sure I got 100% or maybe just one question wrong so she didn't hesitate in giving me the extra mark
Oct 18 2010 9:30PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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My friend did this last year on a test, Draw a television with the weather report and say "The answer will appear after this short weather break".
Oct 18 2010 9:34PM
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marley-skis
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Oct 18 2010 9:37PM
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EastCoast...
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honeslty for me when i was in highschool the teachers would flip out if you drew something for an answer wasnt even a question
Oct 18 2010 9:40PM
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snowflexzone
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chickens... you can make variants of them... like a ninja chicken, or a skier chicken, or a santa chicken... or do the same thing with whales. anything that can be a funny variant is prolly the best way, because every idea can take form in a chicken/whale/cow/whatever
Oct 18 2010 9:41PM
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jamodeo
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HOLY FUCKING WIN

Oct 18 2010 9:43PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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sry for dub post, but shouldnt you be studying instead of preparing to fail. youll only get your teacher to dislike you and think that you have no respect. also, i know its none of my buisiness but im sick of these kids on ns who are too ignorant to realize that they are getting a free education (they spacifically aren't paying) and are taking it for granite. thats just what i think.
Oct 18 2010 9:44PM
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JahJahBinks
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TITS OR GTFO
Oct 18 2010 9:44PM
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JRubes
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draw a banana with a rager in it's pants.
Oct 18 2010 9:45PM
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YoungHyphy
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Somebody didn't take advantage of their free education.
Oct 18 2010 9:48PM
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EastCoast...
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we should let our cat icons mingle derp?
Oct 18 2010 9:50PM
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Kangbang
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Oct 18 2010 9:52PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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haha wow autocheck effed me on the ipod
Oct 18 2010 9:53PM
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nikkib.
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my friend one time drew a big whale on the side of his test and got extra points. i see it's pretty popular, so i'd go with a huuuge whale!
Oct 18 2010 9:53PM
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matt.s
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you can take free education for a rock? they must be really dumb.
Oct 18 2010 9:58PM
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.cam.
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If it is multiple choice just write "E: one of the above" you can't get it wrong.

Example

A. 1
B. 2
c. 3
D. 4
(E). One of the above.

and voila, easy A
Oct 18 2010 10:00PM
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shibby
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I drew animals all over a page once and wrote that I couldn't answer because the zoo took over the test. I think I got that from someone on here actually.

I have a friend who ripped out half of a philosophy mid term once and stuffed it in his pocket. The next week the prof came in apologizing how he only gave him half the exam so he only corrected that half. He obviously ripped out all the questions he didn't know, he killed the test but still failed the class. Dzzzumb.
Oct 18 2010 10:01PM
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EastCoast...
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once you start paying for school youll realize how important it is to do well
Oct 18 2010 10:01PM
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appa
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how the tits do you go about drawing something like that? even in the most basic form like the chunk cut out, i wanna know.
Oct 18 2010 10:03PM
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RJD2
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Make sure you write a note to her that "Jesus is always the answer". No way she can mark it wrong
Oct 18 2010 10:11PM
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