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calypso_
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So this parent in my town wrote a letter to the school about what should be expected at homecoming this year..

heres the link
Oct 17 2010 6:39PM
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Parrish
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What a stupid bitch.
Oct 17 2010 6:41PM
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fujarome
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haha you live in norwell? shit.

reppin' kingston.


though at the moment its actually kingston upon thames, in london......but usually its kingston ma.
Oct 17 2010 6:43PM
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Nooschoolers
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fuckin menopause..
Oct 17 2010 6:44PM
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MothaHucker
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wat a stupid bitch i read the first two paragraphs then loled. wat kinda ninth grader has a babysitter anyways?
Oct 17 2010 6:47PM
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Nooschoolers
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I have one for my kid an im in ninth grade
Oct 17 2010 6:48PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I stopped reading once I realized what it was; another one of those concerned parent articles which have become all too common in recent years.
Oct 17 2010 6:48PM
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Bodhisattva
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I'm guessing it's the same at your school but the reason i love homecoming is because it's the one day that it doesn't matter who you are. There are some fine ass girls that I only talk to a little bit but at homecoming i could be all up on them and nobody cares. Everyone just jukes with everyone. The week after homecoming you coulda got it on with some girl and then not even talk to them. Its raw
Oct 17 2010 6:48PM
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Anathema
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i remember a little 9th grade white girl get escorted out by police when she was caught sucking off a giant black guy on the dfloor at one of my old highschool dances. shit was off the hook. how do you explain that one to your parents, at age 14? 15? i mean, some rubbing and touching action always went down, and there were always stories about teachers breaking up people getting a little too touchy/feely, but a dfloor bj? girl was out her fuckin mind..

Oct 17 2010 6:52PM
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Parrish
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"What you can do:

Relieve the teachers of this burden and put the dances in the hands of another institution, which can guarantee the standards. *1

Ask students and their parents to sign an agreement of appropriate behavior. *2

Insist there be a significant and specific number of parent chaperones in order to hold any dance--leave the responsibility with the students to secure them.

Train chaperones and give them a clear protocol. Support them.*3

Ask parents to be available and leave a cell phone number where they can be reached if their child is asked to leave the dance. Have chaperones specifically designated to make these calls and to sit with young people who are waiting for their parents.

Earn the privilege of coming to the dances. If you’ve been kicked out of one, maybe you miss the next one. And yes, of course you forfeit your ticket price.

If the problem is too widespread to attack piecemeal, stop the dance and take a 10-minute “time-out” every time there is a problem. *4

Turn on the lights.*5

In general, keep the dances small and by grade-level.*6



On the positive side

Teach dancing in P.E. or at the dances. Anyone can wag their tail. Give them the skills to be more impressive. *7

Break up the dance with entertaining activity-based “time outs” such as games, demos, and dance or karaoke contests.*8"


Points against what this stupid bitch is saying
1) It's a school Function, the teachers don't have to help out with it if they don't want to. What do you want them to do it with, the Mormon church?

2) Parents are not going to the dance, it shouldn't be in their responsibilities. Of you don't like what goes on there then by all means don't send your kids there.

3) Train them what? How to stop someone from griding, it's a school dance.

4) 10 minute times-outs? what are we 6 years old again?

5) Having the lights on kills the mood and the fun.

6)By Grade level? What happens if a Junior is dating a senior and they want to go to the dance together? Ya that doesn't work.

7) Not everybody opinion of dancing is the correct one. You should teach kids the specific way to dance at their own school dance

8) Again we are not 6 years old. We can keep ourselves entertained like it has been done for generations.
Oct 17 2010 6:53PM
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MothaHucker
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uv never done that?
Oct 17 2010 6:54PM
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hella.sick.skier
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this is great^
and i find the letter pretty amusing also
Oct 17 2010 6:56PM
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Nurgle
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extensive but understandable letter.
Oct 17 2010 7:01PM
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Ducky.
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I lol'ed
Oct 17 2010 7:09PM
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calypso_
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hahaha thats the funniest shit ive heard in a while
Oct 17 2010 7:10PM
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BrewskiJr
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my best friend fucked his date on the dance floor of our prom.

/claim
Oct 17 2010 7:20PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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These are my personal favorites.

I bet this retarded bitch would get the Apple sexting filter for her kids.
Oct 17 2010 7:22PM
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leeum.
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i see what you did there
Oct 17 2010 7:24PM
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cwillygood
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i agree
Oct 17 2010 7:24PM
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MothaHucker
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Oct 17 2010 7:33PM
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leeum.
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i mean what else are you supposed to do at mixers?
Oct 17 2010 7:36PM
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JustDidIt
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Isn't that why people go to Homecoming? To grind hot girls?
Oct 17 2010 7:42PM
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garrettwiz
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i don't know what anyone else would go to any dance for...
Oct 17 2010 7:52PM
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fujarome
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yea, i think unless its your first dance at your own wedding, thats just about the only purpose of any dance.
Oct 17 2010 7:53PM
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1337
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check my comment out when it pops up
Oct 17 2010 7:59PM
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207
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The only people complaining about grinding are the kids who are ugly and don't get any.
Oct 17 2010 8:00PM
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Gnarcoma
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Why did you describe them racially?  Are you implying interracial relationships are wrong?
Oct 17 2010 8:00PM
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teleak
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haha
Oct 17 2010 8:04PM
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shibby
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Dude, just appreciate that it's funny how a little white girl got clowned by Shaq. Daddy's nightmare.
Oct 17 2010 8:07PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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i got home from my homecoming last night tripping sack.
i woke up in the morning with glitter all over my chest. really dont know what happened
Oct 17 2010 8:10PM
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Nooschoolers
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Oct 17 2010 8:12PM
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cultrara
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lol

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jonnysmith
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I think that you probably just embarrassed your daughters and sons more than their peers ever would.
Oct 17 2010 8:13PM
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Chompo.
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that was a solid read...
Oct 17 2010 8:19PM
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.frenchy
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Lol that sucks dude, dances at my school are a giant grinding mosh-pit.
Oct 17 2010 8:20PM
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Chompo.
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that was a solid read...
Oct 17 2010 8:22PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I saw that. Very clever.
Oct 17 2010 8:41PM
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damuffinmann
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"Innocent youths, finding themselves surrounded by friends, peers and even their babysitters gyrating and grinding on the dance floor, will feel appalled, embarrassed and intimidated.  This is an assault on them and it radically shakes their image of themselves as a whole person. "

What high school student has a babysitter?

Oct 18 2010 9:51AM
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nightscraper
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anyone else feeling like doing some massive trolling in the comments section?
Oct 18 2010 11:27AM
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jibjunkie
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this. people need to get with the times. haha anyone remember that principle that made the news cuz she checked under all the dresses of girls going to homecoming for wearing thongs? haha people these days....
Oct 18 2010 11:34AM
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Sheets-mmm
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exactly^

at mine during my senior year some girl left crying because she didnt like everyone "grinding"..for some reason i was singled out. her mom then showed up and stood in the corner starring at our group of people. that totally stopped us...

turned into some big ordeal that i could give two shits about, cant wait til i get out of bs highschool

Oct 18 2010 12:54PM
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Smuffy
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i feel so bad for her kids. i cant imagine having to go through that... but if they cant handle some grinding im guessing theyre not too good in the social ladder anyway
Oct 18 2010 1:28PM
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7-3instacall
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If this can shock kids, then just lock them in a basement.
Oct 18 2010 2:09PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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wouldn't mind being the teacher. other than the whole jail part...
Oct 18 2010 6:18PM
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Uncle.Badness
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Leave some room for the holy spirit.
Oct 18 2010 6:41PM
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Juice.Doctor
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hmm i think i might just troll that.........................
Oct 18 2010 6:45PM
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Juice.Doctor
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HAHAHAHAHA I SEE THAT
Oct 18 2010 6:52PM
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sneezin
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hahahhaha.

my lacrosse coach was a history teacher last year. guy was the man. anyways he said that at prom some kid was literally motorboating some girl. he had to separate them hahahahahahahahaha
Oct 18 2010 7:00PM
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JIBpsy^^
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That is so effing hilarious. My mom has moments like that though and it pisses the hell out of me. My first homecoming I grinded everyone and felt up somone while my date was in the bathroom. and the hilarious part I don;t know who it was. We have got it narrowed down to 3 girls. If my mom knew that shit she would like lock me in a closet with a bible and a loaf of whole grain bread for a week.
Oct 18 2010 7:07PM
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Slinger1x1
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our homecoming is a huge cluster fuck....
the senior class goes for the 4-3-2-1, which, for those who dont know, means that you hook up with 4 seniors, 3 juniors, 2 sophomores, and 1 freshman. now thats 10 people. lots of people hook up with more, and those younger kids end up hooking up with more. its a chain reaction. its almost gross to think about hooking up with a girl after she has hooked up with 10 other guys
Oct 18 2010 7:17PM
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Heinzler
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i was at a wyclef jean concert in april and a dude was eating this chick out right next to me. kinda gnarley
Oct 18 2010 7:20PM
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p.hawks
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seriously lots of kids grind in middle school
that letter is just ridiculous
grinding is one of the more positive things going on at highschool dances
Oct 18 2010 7:37PM
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