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Tip O' The Day

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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

Its super simple. Just post a Tip of the Day. It can be on anything. I'll start   

Before you do anything, think, Is this something a hipster would do? Then take a shot of tequila and go lurk in a Bed Bath and Beyond while wearing a huge hoodie.

Oct 17 2010 1:16AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
i know what Im doing tomorrow
Oct 17 2010 1:17AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
It's All Fun And Games, Until Someone Gets Herpes.
Oct 17 2010 1:22AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
my roflcopter is airborn
Oct 17 2010 1:27AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589

tip: dont make titles of threads misleading to irish humor.

another tip: install the app pro tip if u have iphone or ipod

Oct 17 2010 1:30AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
before you afterbang, ask yourself: did you pee in her butt with enough steeze?
Oct 17 2010 2:00AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
Thank you! :)
Oct 17 2010 2:02AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
before you post on newschoolers make sure there is no...

-Porn. No tits. No vagoo. If we find it in a cult, cults over, I'll ban the leaders and subordinates.

- Pedophilia. Legal in Angola, not on NS. Includes 'Jailbait' threads, you'll both go to hell and receive a ban.

- Sale of illegal substances. Weed. Booze. Drugs. Should go without saying, but honestly, you wanna know whats been ending up in our deleted threads?

and

- Karma threads.

- Repeat Threads.

- Retarded threads.

- Swearing.
Oct 17 2010 2:02AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
hear hear!

this was the greatest piece of advice I ever gave:

"pro tip: pro island = death trap"

karmaz to those who get my reference
Oct 17 2010 2:02AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
hahahahaha

pro island is not in fact the island in which the pros are situated, but the island where you are the only one skilled enough not to be smited.
Oct 17 2010 2:03AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
true, unless of course it is map 10 and sham is building a bridge...
Oct 17 2010 2:07AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Pro island may be a death trap for you, but how do those with top hats do it?

Oct 17 2010 2:07AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
fuck it im going on tmice right now...
Oct 17 2010 2:08AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
lolwhere?
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Oct 17 2010 2:09AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Dont be silly, wrap your willy.
Oct 17 2010 2:15AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
NS is like sex without a condom, fun as fuck, but once you get started, there's no stoppin' ya.
Oct 18 2010 9:32PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
If life's a bitch, then death's a slut: death comes for everyone, and when it's your turn, you're fucked.

-hth
Oct 19 2010 2:16PM
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