Ive worked at one for about 5 months and I have numerous stories..
The best one is i was loading a ladies car for her and she says just set the groceries on top of the guns. at this point i was thinking should i run or see if she was joking. i open her trunk and she has probably 100 guns in 2 massive suit cases. lets just say i have never moves soo fast....... pry on of the craziest stories
My rolfcopter just took off when I tried to visualize that.
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
i made a thread about this a little while ago but yea some really dumb shit happens.
the other day two ladies came through the line where i was bagging groceries.
now i try to avoid stereo typing for the most part, but these two were
the perfect picture of a lesbian couple. short hair, beefy, piercings,
in general just butch as hell. they were buying a few things, among
them a half gallon of lemonade, for which they had a coupon. when the
cashier i was working with tried to swipe the coupon to activate the
discount it didnt worked. she tried a few times and then looked up and
said " im sorry but the coupon for your Lesbonade doesnt seem to be
working." i have to admit i lost it, fourtunatly i covered up with a
fake coughing attack which preserved my integrity, but the cashier just
got slack jawed stares of disbelief from the customers and turned
bright red. when they recovered they just tried to ignore it but they
seemed to be really pissed.
also once i had a guy try to use a tattoo of his birthday on his ankle as i.d. to buy alchohol.
my first job was at a krogers ( some michigan grocery store). one time we had these people literally filled to the brim grocery carts with food, and then just book it out of the store. it was pretty bizarre.
also its pretty funny bagging groceries and just not really judging them but like i guess just wondering why people by certain shit...like i remeber i bagged ten each of can openers, matches and hand sanitizer....sometimes im just like whatt.....