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Guacamole

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Gnarshred
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Hasn't been a good Guacamole thread since like '06.


Who loves Guacamole? I know I do here is my recipe:
Avocado (Obviously)
Salsa (2 Tbsp per Avocado)
Cumin (A Dash per Avo or so)
Garlic Powder (Enough)
Onions (If you got em)


Enjoy good people of NSG! Have a good'n!
Oct 16 2010 5:00AM
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Schlop
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Oct 16 2010 5:05AM
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Gnarshred
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mmmm loookin soooo fresh!!
Oct 16 2010 5:06AM
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Horizon
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What a coincidence, I just made a huge batch of guacamole.  I am eating it right now, and it's awesome.  The tub is heavy, since I made it with 12 avocados haha.
Oct 16 2010 5:07AM
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Gnarshred
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Damn dude, thats fuckin badass!! usually make 1-3 at a time, but I might have to start mass producingl.. Dunno if I can afford all the chips tp eat all taht shit tjo!
Oct 16 2010 5:09AM
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KatyPerry.
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guacamole is the best thing ever, aside from salsa, cheese, and tortilla chips.
i really like putting fresh chopped tomatoes in mine, and sometimes hot sauce unless i am using really hot salsa already

i make nachos every single day after spring skiing, and then sit on my driveway and eat them in the sunshine. it's seriously the best.
Oct 16 2010 5:25AM
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Horizon
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Ya, it's a huge tub of yummy goodness.  It seriously weighs several pounds. Your ingredients list was missing some important things, the most important being lime juice.  The lime juice adds flavor and preserves the avocados due to the citric acid.  So if you do make a surplus make sure to add that lime juice to prevent harsh browning.

One time I walked into a ralphs store and at the front was a glorious sight, a sale of 3 large haas avocados for $1.  I bought 48 avocados for $16, it was insane how much guacamole I made.
Oct 16 2010 6:23AM
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thugaim
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These would be great with some gwack-a-mole.
Oct 16 2010 10:12AM
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Gnarshred
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Holy shit thats sweet ha I consider myself lucky to get 1 for a dollar this time of year.

Anyway, yes you are totally right about the lime juice, I usually do use it. I just moved out of my parents house, so I am still building up my kitchen. I don't mind it without, and I find it very easy to put in too much and overpower the avocado flavor (My mom always does this) Plus whatever I make gets eaten within 10 mins or so ha

I've played around with a ton of different ingredients and my "recipe" is the combo I have found to be the most delicious. Most people think mine is the best they have ever had and I think so too most of the time, so I don't fux wit it ahha
Oct 16 2010 12:14PM
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PeterWojnar
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My recipe:

Avocados (obviously)
Diced heirloom tomatoes
Chopped shallots
A clove or two of garlic,
Cilantro (grown in back yard)
Lime juice (just a little)
Spicy chili peppers, chopped finely (grown in backyard)

GOOD tortilla chips, none of that tostitos shit. They're good, but good guacamole deserves better.



I NEVER EVER put sour cream in my guac, I just think it completely ruins it. I'm no fan of sour cream, ever.
Oct 16 2010 12:41PM
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PaintedHearts
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Loveeee guac! My Mom makes like the best.....I'm not sure on the recipe but maybe I will ask her and put it up later. Now I'm really craving it! hahaha
Oct 16 2010 1:11PM
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freestyler540
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Guacammoooooooooooooole mole mole moooleeeeeeeeee...mole
Oct 16 2010 1:37PM
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Doug.
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Avocados

Lots of Garlic

A bit of lemon juice

Yogurt
Oct 16 2010 1:56PM
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katalina
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add lime and a little cinnamon to your recipe.. SO GOOD.
Oct 16 2010 3:28PM
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J..H
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Harry Landy makes the best quac
Oct 16 2010 3:29PM
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Mr.Feeny
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ha he said cumin
Oct 16 2010 4:15PM
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kronickrew
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Oct 16 2010 4:17PM
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Dan.
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3 avocados
1 clove garlic
pinch of salt
diced tomatoes
shallots
HEROIN.
Oct 16 2010 4:48PM
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jamodeo
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i used to make enormous batches in culinary and much it all up forgot the recipe though
Oct 16 2010 4:58PM
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ReedSkis~
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The key to guacamole is a good molcajete:

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Recipe:

Grind together in Molcajete:

Finely chopped onions
Chopped Jalapeño
Cilantro


Then mix in:

Avocado
Tomato
Salt
Lime Juice
Oct 16 2010 5:05PM
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Dan.
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The shallots take the edge off, don't you know that?
Oct 16 2010 6:03PM
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Dan.
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oh I like to mix in a little bit of salt then heat it up in a spoon, that extract makes the guacamole superb.
Oct 16 2010 6:06PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Fucking love guac.
Oct 16 2010 6:21PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Poop I didn't mean to post yet. My recipe is 2 avacados, half of a diced onion, half of a squeezed lime, teaspoon of salt, one diced jalapeño, and a liberal amount of finely chopped cilantro. Om nom nom.
Oct 16 2010 6:25PM
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iSmokeweed
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guacaMOLE!
Oct 16 2010 6:39PM
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Zimmerman
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bump for my everlasting love of guac.

glad i searchbarrred
Jan 10 2012 9:35PM
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steezology101
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At the bottom of the page there was an add for fish tacos. coincidence or clever marketing strategy?
Jan 10 2012 10:56PM
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roddy116
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no lime? i always put like 2 and a half in
Jan 11 2012 12:09AM
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henrytargett
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this is how i do it...


avocados
lemon juice

pretty sure thats it i never remember anything else that you're suppose to put in quackamole

Jan 11 2012 12:12AM
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.AR6rider.
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Guacamole is the best! I make mine with avocado, tomatoes, onions, jalapeño, lots of cilantro, and some lime juice.
Jan 11 2012 12:21AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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guacamole sundayze??
Jan 11 2012 12:21AM
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butter.cup
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Loving this appreciation thread!

To keep your delicious guac from turning brown, leave the avocado pit in it (sounds crazy, but it works), or stir in some lemon juice.
Jan 11 2012 12:34AM
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FLBP
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Backyard burgers with guac = heaven on earth.
Jan 11 2012 12:42AM
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collinder
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-Avocado
-Jalapeño
-Cream Cheese
-Tomato
-Garlic
-Onions
-Red Pepper


Jan 11 2012 12:46AM
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PJS.
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I love guacamole. So simple, so good.
Jan 11 2012 12:46AM
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corona
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where's your tomatoes!! you're living on the edge man
Jan 11 2012 12:55AM
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pelle_munch
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Avo
a little mayo
salsa
chili powder
onions
lemon juice

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Jan 11 2012 1:16AM
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DW.
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Veggie sub at quiznos is better than subway for 1 reason, and 1 reason only


You know what it is.

The only issue with guacamole, is there never seems to be enough of it.
Jan 11 2012 1:34AM
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p-nutt
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cant stand this stuff lol
Jan 11 2012 10:54AM
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Zimmerman
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im thinking of a new recipe and want some thoughts

-avocados
-cilantro
-lime juice (squeezed)
-chopped onion
-chopped tomato
-salt extract
-jalapeño
Jan 11 2012 3:54PM
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B.Aussie
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I miss guacamole, I need to make some.
Jan 11 2012 4:04PM
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Zimmerman
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also, those are my basic ingredients that will  be in the guac regardless. if anyone has any suggestions, they are welcome, but i'll only really consider new spices.

so, any suggested spices?
Jan 11 2012 4:07PM
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anashyo
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JUST HAD SOME GUACAMOLE, shit was DELICIOUS
Jan 11 2012 4:14PM
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Bam-Saker
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threads...it's so delicious
Jan 11 2012 4:45PM
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Spinoza
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ON BURGERS
Jan 11 2012 6:00PM
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Willgum
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I am definitely making some of this now
Jan 11 2012 6:19PM
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Spinoza
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orly?
Jan 11 2012 6:20PM
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Phil-X-
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Jan 11 2012 6:27PM
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pelle_munch
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that reminds me, where the fuck is guacamole frydaze
Jan 11 2012 7:26PM
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EricaMN.
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Jan 11 2012 7:31PM
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EricaMN.
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