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5 Plastic Army Men Least Useful in Battle

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Jake...
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this is hilarious. its short give it a quick skim

http://www.cracked.com/funny-6421-plastic-army-men/

http://www.cracked.com/funny-6421-plastic-army-men/
(it will not let me link it for some reason someone link it +k)
Oct 14 2010 3:19AM
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Schlop
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Oct 14 2010 3:20AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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ahahahahahaha so true
Oct 14 2010 3:24AM
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1337
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oh god this brought me way back hahahahah
Oct 14 2010 3:26AM
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freestyler540
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hahahha, It was an insult to use these in play wars. The machine guy kicked ass
Oct 14 2010 3:32AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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wow i remember playing with these things at my grammas when i was like 5 fuck its been a long long time
Oct 14 2010 3:37AM
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Rockhound
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i have all of these except the number one.... i kinda liked pistol guy though
Oct 14 2010 3:38AM
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Ski_the_east01
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great post

'leaning against jeeps like a war time fonzi' hahaha
Oct 14 2010 8:48AM
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snowking249
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Brings back great memories :)
Oct 14 2010 9:10AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Total fail on number four. He's about to bring the bayonet down on a wounded enemy, I always thought he was the most badass cause he's about to stab somebody.
Oct 14 2010 9:12AM
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Jodi
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like!
Oct 14 2010 10:06AM
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I_Am_Mod
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reminds me of:

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basically toysoldiers for the single children out there :)
Oct 14 2010 10:11AM
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drwclrk
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I LOVED MicroMachines, I still have all of mine stored away back home. I nostalgia'd and lost.
Oct 14 2010 10:22AM
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RubberSoul
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yeah dude pistol guy is a total badass who doesnt give a fuck. he goes into battle with a pistol while all these other pussies are using rifles. it's like when patten runs out and shoots his pistol at the air raid
Oct 14 2010 11:12AM
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jeremy.g
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haha, this guy brought manners
Oct 14 2010 12:00PM
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7-3instacall
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I always thought number 4 was walking through marshes or something
Oct 14 2010 12:28PM
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Big_Spence
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HOLY FUCK YES.
micro machines were the best thing ever.
Oct 14 2010 12:31PM
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fujarome
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were? Still are!

I'm pretty sure I've got all mine still in boxes in my attic. I had an ungodly amount because apparently they were always dirt cheap, so if i was out with my mom, and starting to get impatient, she'd drop the necessary $2 to get me some to entertain myself.

after awhile of that, you find yourself with enough that you have full militaries consisting of a navy, an army, and air force for each side. Had some epic wars.

can't to wait to have a kid so I can play with them again....
Oct 14 2010 2:18PM
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messplay
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more*

so you can play with them *more*

hehehe
Oct 14 2010 2:19PM
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Big_Spence
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hahaha every time i see you post i appreciate you more and more.
Oct 14 2010 2:21PM
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willy_baller
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the second to last one was the best. that brings me back
Oct 14 2010 2:31PM
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fujarome
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I can guarantee you, all I need to do is get married, or just knock up a chick, and the day I find out they're coming back. Doesn't matter if it's a girl who isn't even due for 8 more months, they will be out.

break out the micro machines and ultimate soldiers.



now that I think of it, my parents really shouldn't be all that surprised that I've always harbored some interest in joining the military. Literally every age group I've passed through, I have in some way been entertained by the concept of the military.
Oct 14 2010 2:32PM
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I_Am_Mod
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jep, i had a freakin aircraft carrier filled with aerial and aquatic vehicles ....
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including and f14 tomcat with real retractable wings !!
Oct 14 2010 2:35PM
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timmi
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Oh man I haven't thought about army men in a long time. Every time I went to Florida as a kid I would come home with so many cause they were so cheap there.
Oct 14 2010 2:36PM
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Ski_the_east01
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wow best nostalgia post ever..i had completely forgotten about these thigns

soo much fun
Oct 14 2010 2:36PM
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fujarome
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haha yup. I had that one too. Also had the submarine, the giant tank that folded out, the mega city van (urban warfare) and about 50 of those smaller scenario playsets. Pretty sure i also had a big fold out airplane of some sort.

and the f-14 with retractable wings was badass because when it got shot down in a dogfight, one of the wings would always come off sending it into a spiral. I think i had about 10 of them.
Oct 14 2010 2:39PM
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Jake...
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so much win
Oct 14 2010 5:14PM
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pkityyy
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I still have all my binocular pointing guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 14 2010 5:24PM
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YoungHyphy
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I thought he was supposed to be prone, cause it was impossible to stand that fucker up like the pic says.
Oct 14 2010 5:31PM
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ORDEAL
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This is hilarious
Oct 14 2010 5:49PM
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cultrara
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thats great
Oct 14 2010 7:00PM
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jamodeo
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the autistic thing got me all my wars were tan vs green my dad flipped shit on me multiple times since i left them out for so long and he stepped on them
Oct 14 2010 7:06PM
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