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How many squares of tp do you use for one wipe

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Anathema
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i'm gonna go ahead and say 8

Oct 13 2010 10:07PM
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84891jnf92048
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one or two. inb4 none
Oct 13 2010 10:07PM
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yuck
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8 is a lot

im more around 4
Oct 13 2010 10:08PM
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ClassyGroup
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I do not have this problem, I do not wipe.
Oct 13 2010 10:08PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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it depends
Oct 13 2010 10:09PM
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soulskier
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2, but they are both 16 ply
Oct 13 2010 10:09PM
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MitchConnors
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Less... really is more.


Oct 13 2010 10:10PM
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alpacarider
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3-5
Oct 13 2010 10:10PM
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canterbury
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(n2)+4
where n=number of wipes
Oct 13 2010 10:11PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
4. roll out 4, fold that shit in half twice. makes a nice little square
Oct 13 2010 10:12PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

i actually do the same thing, with one extra fold. 8 squares, fold to 4, fold to 2, fold to 1

Oct 13 2010 10:13PM
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steezemeister
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because i'm in college and tp here sucks, i use like 8-10
Oct 13 2010 10:13PM
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.AR6rider.
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Two.  Fold in half, wipe, fold, repeat until I need another or I'm done. I'm very efficient haha.

Oct 13 2010 10:22PM
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ORDEAL
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Dude I count that shit out. 4-5.
Oct 13 2010 10:26PM
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soulskier
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do you have faith or do you still check just in case
nvm, you have a statistic
Oct 13 2010 10:27PM
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Ski..4..Life
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4, fold twice and wipe away
Oct 13 2010 10:28PM
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dreadyboy
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5 or 6 fold three times, then wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe
Oct 13 2010 10:30PM
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RickAstley
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2, fold once. All you people using 8 squares are women.
Oct 13 2010 10:36PM
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SeanTom
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i'd have to say 6
Oct 13 2010 10:37PM
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r0dubs
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i just yank and wrap
Oct 13 2010 10:39PM
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Billek
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I just yank a set of paper off for the primary shit, and finish off with a baby wipe or two until all of the shit is out of my asshole.

You're a woman for counting.
Oct 13 2010 10:41PM
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Slinger1x1
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am i the only one who wipes neatly?
if its single ply, i use two, folded over twice.
if its double, i use one and fold it over once.

i dont use a big clump, im very very neat
Oct 13 2010 10:42PM
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RCookish
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i just clump it all together.....
Oct 13 2010 10:46PM
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rhcp
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Normal poop: 3 squares.  Makes a nice trifold.

Diarrhea/anything messy: Like 20 squares.  Nothing is worse than ass juice coming through the TP and getting on your fingers.
Oct 13 2010 10:51PM
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Gnarshred
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depends how aggressively my ass is burning. IF its burning bad I tend to rip the TP super hard and get like half the roll, but it is necessary.
Oct 13 2010 10:51PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Oct 13 2010 10:53PM
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itsssyourboy
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about one thousand
Oct 13 2010 10:55PM
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gstaff
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id say average 6-8
Oct 13 2010 10:55PM
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clark.
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I prefer the boxing glove method just to make sure nothing bad happen.



































































































probably 4 or 5
Oct 13 2010 11:01PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i just grab a handful and go to fucking town.
Oct 13 2010 11:21PM
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skiminnesota
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it all depends on how much cleaning i need to do.

sometimes you have those messy poops. sometimes they are relatively clean.
Oct 13 2010 11:28PM
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matt.s
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my roflcopter just took flight.

i use about 8 squares
Oct 13 2010 11:29PM
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Mr.Feeny
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you guys are gross, wipe your asses


at least 10
Oct 13 2010 11:34PM
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Blake.P
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you actually count how many squares you use?

mine is probably about the same, unless im at school and i use the thin 1 ply shit. then about 30
Oct 13 2010 11:46PM
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amo
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4-6
Oct 13 2010 11:47PM
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Bungholio
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2 every time, im super ocd

/claim
Oct 14 2010 3:07AM
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Static
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probably 4 or so
bundled, having more fold edges cleans better than a flat sheet , it's just science
Oct 14 2010 3:11AM
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Bungholio
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lol they called tp bath tissue... who the fuck calls it bath tissue hahahaha ima start saying that now
Oct 14 2010 3:14AM
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dmc12380
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I dont understand how you cannot use more than 10, when using 4 your fingers would break through or slip off and touch the doo doo.

tom cruise quoted that he only uses 1 square
Oct 14 2010 5:20AM
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hoodratz47
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just one.. what you do is... take the sheet and stick your finger in the middle and poke it through and then take that finger and scrape the poop off and then use the tp around your finger and pull the finger out and the poo is on the paper and of course wash your hands.








jk i wad like a mother fucker and wipe like 4 times. be safe be smart






Oct 14 2010 5:24AM
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I_Am_Mod
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6 if its single layered, otherwise 4 ...
Oct 14 2010 5:49AM
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Mezmerize19
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I have no clue....
Oct 14 2010 6:31AM
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tomfallon.
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does anyone else have a bidet cause its much better for the environment
Oct 14 2010 6:50AM
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cornholio
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i'm with this guy, i take man poops and don't want to take any chances
Oct 14 2010 6:54AM
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maximiliaan
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doublelayered 2
my average ammount of wipes is 3
but i poop like 3 times a day a little dog
Oct 14 2010 9:15AM
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rhcp
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I don't like being raped by a water jet when I need to get shit off my ass.
Oct 14 2010 9:41AM
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McFellon
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dumbest thread ever

i use 3-4
Oct 14 2010 9:58AM
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maximiliaan
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Member Since
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Oct 14 2010 10:00AM
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