Reasons why I hate New Jersey:
1. You can't pump your own gas. This becomes an issue when at 1 AM the only gas is on the fucking GSP.
2. Your rest stops are named after people like Vince Lombardi. The fuck?
3. Never been a Bruce Springsteen fan. Only NJ music I enjoy is a band called Titus Andronicus from Glen Rock.
4. You guys can't drive. Seriously.
5. The Jersey shore is just the icing on the cake.