also....she's fat, but she's not ugly. If she gets shamed into dropping 30ish by freshman year, you'll be pissed when she won't throw it at you later. Better to fuck her now and ensure you get to smash down the line. It's an investment that, though risky, could pay dividends.
Alternatively, one of her hot friends might find your gesture to be charitable or even downright chivalrous (or she might just be grateful that she no longer has to console her and tolerate her incessant sobbing about not being able to attract any beaus) and in turn lick your top. aiiight.
Having fun at skiing's expense since '09.