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How to have the best party?

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TheDude
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My parents just informed they will not be home in two weeks. big deal you might say, but guess what night it is?

yes its homecoming. I see so much potential for that evening. besides your typical party stuff, what should i do to ensure an epic night?

Oct 10 2010 11:51PM
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hanksy
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If it's really obvious that a party is goin down at your house, put a sign up out front that says something like 'we'll miss you johnny', or something clever. For example, if you disguise your house as a going away party for a Marine going to Iraq, as long as you can act decently cops would immediately dismiss any problems.
Oct 11 2010 11:51AM
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7-3instacall
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invite hard drugs
Oct 11 2010 11:58AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Black lights are a must.

Lots of Techn9ne, Dubstep, Lady Gaga, and Deadmau5 and Lil John

Alcohol of course

Glowsticks

A strobe or two.


Lots of bleach and stain remover for the morning.

Oct 11 2010 12:15PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Cover all of your carpet and furniture in plastic. Lock up all of the valuables. Make a huge cooler of Jungle Juice and spike it with a lot of fruit punch flavored energy drinks. Don't tell anyone that you did it. You'll have people going all night. :)
Oct 11 2010 12:51PM
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MrPanda
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big.ass.speakers.
Oct 11 2010 12:54PM
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p.hawks
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this and $5 cover
Oct 11 2010 12:59PM
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Schlop
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this, you can't plan "THE" party. It just turns into "the" party from all the crazy shit that happens. Leading to what I said before- Way too much alcohol, way too many people, and way too many women
Oct 11 2010 12:59PM
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Squishmitten
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wap. lots of wap.
Oct 11 2010 1:34PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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This comment was made about 11 years too soon. We admire your vision, and hope you enjoy that it has now come to fruition.
Squishmittenwap. lots of wap.
Apr 27 2021 1:06PM
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H_up
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Was the party fire tho?
Apr 27 2021 3:15PM
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zues
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blow
Apr 27 2021 4:03PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Have an all boys tub party
Apr 27 2021 5:23PM
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