Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

How to have the best party?

profile picture
TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

My parents just informed they will not be home in two weeks. big deal you might say, but guess what night it is?

yes its homecoming. I see so much potential for that evening. besides your typical party stuff, what should i do to ensure an epic night?

Oct 10 2010 11:51PM
3 0
profile picture
J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
cops have already been notified
Oct 10 2010 11:52PM
2 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

call this guy

Oct 10 2010 11:53PM
0 0
profile picture
thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
Too late... i backtracked you using the cyber police and have informed the local authorities of your plans.
Oct 10 2010 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
Ridiculous amounts of meth.
Oct 10 2010 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
lots of kegs and girls
Oct 10 2010 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
cocaine is a helluva drug
Oct 10 2010 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
make a facebook event, invite 500+ people. put all your expensive shit far, far away from anywhere drunk kids can access, and you're set.
Make it themed for lolz and buy a few 2L bottles of pop for mix and chase.
YOU'RE SET
invite lots of women
Oct 10 2010 11:56PM
1 0
profile picture
Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 137
Vital Components to a Bumping Party

- Alcohol
Not much to say besides the fact that it is a must have for a successful party

- Hookers
They spice up the party and get everybody out of their shells.

- Crystal Meth
What's a party without some Meth? Visit your local trailer park and im sure you can find some.

- Serial Killers
Invite all the murderers you know. Then kill all the hookers at the end of the party and smoke some crystal meth.

That my friend, are the vital components of a bumping party.
Oct 10 2010 11:56PM
1 0
profile picture
TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

naww ill just pirce my teets and get some fresh shades.

Oct 10 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
bkap
Posts: 446 - Karma: 23
lol'ed
Oct 10 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
cranberry juice and vodka. High school girls drop their panties so quick for that shit.
Oct 10 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
bitches and liquor, the rest should fall into place accordingly.
Oct 10 2010 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
NO

Facebook=cops find out
Oct 10 2010 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
I went out on a date with a guy recently and thats all he drank, like ever. Needless to say a second date was denied.
Oct 10 2010 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
well, make it private.
there was a party in the summer, and she invited over 500 people and it was the talk of the town for the 2 weeks until it happened, oddly enough cops didn't show til long after everyone was kicked out by the parents

parties with under 300 people are bitch league
Oct 11 2010 12:02AM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
I did this back in the day. Took pictures of my house so I could put everything back and moved everything breakable into my parents room and locked it from the inside.
Had a fucking banger party with like 80 people or so and a keg of fat tire with a rubix cube theme.

My parents figured it out because i couldnt figure out where to put back a few knick knacks and i left a shot glass in the dishwasher, but they were super impressed with how responsibly I threw the party haha People from my high school still tell me about how awesome it was. I'm pretty proud ahah
Oct 11 2010 12:04AM
0 0
profile picture
andreweckels
Posts: 594 - Karma: -4
lock up all expensive and breakable shit.

buy a keg and sell cups. if your party is big you can make more than your money back.

get some good speakers and good music.

set up a table for pong.

don't pass out.

Oct 11 2010 12:06AM
0 0
profile picture
molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
fat tire is legit but imagine if you had a keg of hazed and infused from bbc
Oct 11 2010 12:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
No way man, gotta rep my hometown! Fat Tire is way mo betta! Plus I knew a rep for New Belgium, so it was like a $60 keg. Legit.
Oct 11 2010 12:13AM
0 0
profile picture
Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
thanks for the invite buddy...
Oct 11 2010 12:14AM
0 0
profile picture
naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
acquire as much alcohol as possible and everything else will fall into place.
Oct 11 2010 12:39AM
0 0
profile picture
MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310

lots of drank 

music

lots of people

table for pong  

pool

boxing gloves

and a pound of blow

Oct 11 2010 12:42AM
0 0
profile picture
w.m.3.B.
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
More girls than guys and more alcohol than planned
Oct 11 2010 12:50AM
0 0
profile picture
jensen
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 1,250
If you have to go on NS and ask for advice on how to throw a party you are already screwed. Everyone will steal all of your shit, leave condom wrappers in your parents bed, and you'll probably get rolled by the cops before 10pm. Don't even bother.
Oct 11 2010 1:01AM
0 0
profile picture
Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
i don't like your negativity.
Oct 11 2010 1:18AM
0 0
profile picture
TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
I didn't want you gettin ALL the pussy. I was gunna call you around 10 so byy the time you got here it would be 1ish and you can get all the vagina that's untaken. And as to the I don't know how to throw a party your silly, I've had parties before, I was asking what I could do to make it "that one party" people talk about, and wish they went to, without shit gettin out of hand. I'll probably look into some of my football friends to bounce it or something. So far the pictures of valuables is genius, and many others will be taken into mind. Thanks ns
Oct 11 2010 1:24AM
0 0
profile picture
Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
This guy is the biggest doucher around, but seriously call him, for a short while he had a legit manager and you could pay for him to come to your party
Oct 11 2010 1:34AM
0 0
profile picture
TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
this guy is actually the biggest douche ever, everyone actually hates him, there are plenty of other similar parties going around with 250+ people and most of them go unheard of by the media.

as people have said put away everything and either place it strategically in a locked room so you know where everything went or take photos. i did this last year and had 100+ people round for a banger party until it pissed rain and fucked the speakers at around 3ish. My rents were only out for the weekend too and came back at lunchtime the next day without noticing a thing. Politely inform your neighbors as they will be more understanding and less likely to call the cops.
Oct 11 2010 2:00AM
0 0
profile picture
AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
hahaha thats awesome!

and on a side note...I feel like I can see the news casters nipples?
Oct 11 2010 2:00AM
0 0
profile picture
TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144

Don't say your having a party till the last minute.  If you start telling people now then your gunna have way too many people you don't like showing up.  If you wait till the last minute to tell people then the people you want will show up (whose gunna miss a night of partying) and only a reasonable amount of random people will show up.  Trust me, I've been through high school, even the biggest parties get blown up when its been going around for a week before. Depends on your high school and where you live though.

Ask everyone whose drinking for $5, get 30s and handles of cheap vodka, ask some girls to bring mixers or buy some yourself.

Try getting people to dance.  For some reason no one ever had dancing at parties at my high school.  Download some party techno mix and play it over some speakers, have the lights turned off, you can even get a small strobe light from spencers gifts for pretty cheap.

Everyone has a better time and are willing to get more wild drunk when its dark and there is dancing.

Themes can be hard to pull off because people don't really have that much time to get shit together and can be sketched about seriously dressing up so pick something easy but fun.  One of the best nights I ever had was when my friend threw a 'jersey night' party which was everyone wore a basketball jersey/lax pinnie/etc even the girls and it was just wild.

Oct 11 2010 2:06AM
0 0
profile picture
scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
If its kegs...atleast two

If its BYOB make sure you have a couple handles because there will be people that didn't follow suit with the BYOB and you can make a dollar a shot.

Good music and try to have a good playlist of 4 hours with all good party songs that way when random drunk kid gets it he is to lazy to actually go to your music he just clicks a song in the playlist and its still a good song (if this makes sense)

A designated smoke area if you don't want that inside....i know a ton of people that like to smoke ciggarettes when they are drunk and if you have a area to do it in its always a good time having a social smoke.

A spare bedroom for the hook up peeps....and a nice bedroom for you...its your party you will get laid/need to.

A good beer pong set up...i don't like it when the table sucks or in a shitty spot.

Cards...who isn't up for a game of presidents and assholes?
Oct 11 2010 2:08AM
0 0
profile picture
amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
Select a room to have your party in; clear out all the furniture and put it in other rooms and lock the rooms. Make sure you know where to put everything back. If your neighbors are chill I would suggest telling them that you are going to be having a get together and it might be a good night to go out to the movies or something like that. They would rather you inform them before hand instead of being kept up by your loud music. Make sure you keep cars away from the house. I've heard of kids hiring valet boys to take the keys and park cars about a mile away.

All of these are good ideas to keep your party in control and under the radar.
Oct 11 2010 2:14AM
0 0
profile picture
987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
DO MUSHROOMS. I guarantee you won't regret it.
Oct 11 2010 2:26AM
0 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

i just love the way the reporter tries to mother him, and he has none of it.

Oct 11 2010 2:27AM
0 0
profile picture
pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
find an old house that no one is living in.

burn it the fuck down.


call everyone you know to come and watch, and bring alchohol.


epic bonfire party.
Oct 11 2010 2:40AM
0 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36686 - Karma: 110,607
lube

condoms

snacks and drinks

an assortment of justin bieber and miley cyrus CD's


and 12 year olds.
Oct 11 2010 2:42AM
0 0
profile picture
pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
hahah i can admit that was a pretty awful attempt.

can we just pretend i was trolling and call it even?
Oct 11 2010 2:44AM
0 0
profile picture
hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
invite me.
Oct 11 2010 3:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I swear I posted this but there's 3 things you need to have a rager.


1. WAY too much alcohol.
2. WAY too many people.
3. WAAAAAY too many women.

Oct 11 2010 3:32AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,426
It really is the new rage
Oct 11 2010 4:17AM
0 0
profile picture
ted.d
Posts: 976 - Karma: 53
Invite twice as many girls as guys
Oct 11 2010 7:16AM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
You will need:

-A relaxing playlist
-Foam pool-noodles
-20 pounds of gummy worms (bears will work)
-Bubble wrap
-100,000 plastic balls
-A ten pack of acid

Strategically assemble your living room furniture so you can make a ball pit.  Fill with aforementioned plastic balls.  Then cover everything in the party area with bubble wrap.  Eat gummy treats, eat acid, and eat more gummy treats once the trip starts.  Then you can play in your home made ballpit and freak each other out  with the pool noodles.

Since you bought bulk amounts of acid, you can sell people 10-strips for like $50 bucks, and once they find out how awesome gummy worms are, you might be able to sell those as well.

I do this like every weekend.

Just kidding.

More like every other weekend.

Oct 11 2010 8:42AM
0 0
profile picture
Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
hahahahahaha oh my god the creativity
Oct 11 2010 8:51AM
0 0
profile picture
Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
what are your parents gonna be doing alone for two weeks?
Oct 11 2010 9:19AM
0 0
profile picture
Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
4. Profit.
Oct 11 2010 9:41AM
0 0
profile picture
J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
making babies
Oct 11 2010 10:12AM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I forgot to mention the chaos that would follow once kids start popping the bubblewrap.
Oct 11 2010 10:56AM
0 0
profile picture
I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
cheap alcoholic beverages ....

and invite a shitload of people ....

also be prepared to have things stolen/broken from/in your home ....
Oct 11 2010 11:15AM
0 0
profile picture
Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
seriously? Beer, weed and girls and your gonna have a fun night. The random funny shit will happen throughout the night.
Oct 11 2010 11:16AM
0 0
profile picture
Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
this is also key
Oct 11 2010 11:22AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)