Listen, when an article appears on the new schooler's homepage, I look for insightful comments on the topic of said article. I don't want to get my eyes raged by a text attack of people claiming how soon they could comment on the article. I really don't care how long you sit at your computer refreshing new schoolers until you see something new and comment, "Fiiiirstt!!!" or "frst?" or some other completely useless addition to the website. If you agree with this thank you, if you don't please feel free to comment "First!" "Second!" "Third!" and so on.