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I just watched frozen (have spoilers)

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_Jesus_
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dont know what frozen is...watch



Spoiler- ok so 3 peeps get stuck on a chairlift. 1st guy jumps off, breaks both legs, gets eaten by wolf. 2nd guy and girl are all freaked out and have frostbite and try to think of something to do. 2nd guy climbs down rope line and climbs down the tower and escapes on a snowboard by using it as a sled. The girl then attempts to climb off the lift but while she is the lift starts to fall and she jumps. so she goes down the mountain and guess what? her other friend got owned by more wolves! she then gets picked up by some guy on the side of the road and goes to the hospital. The end

In short
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Oct 10 2010 12:11AM
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Gameboy
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Do you think I can rent this movie at a store? Or it's too shitty to even make it straight to DVD?
Oct 10 2010 12:15AM
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_Jesus_
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I got it on netflix, not sure about video stores.... its not that bad hahaha its just sort of campy
Oct 10 2010 12:29AM
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Gameboy
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Yeah that's what i'm expecting from this movie, I'll try my luck to find it on the internet. Thanks!
Oct 10 2010 12:31AM
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TOUCHE
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sooo you made a thread just to tell us you saw a movie there are already like 20 threads about. What a wonderful contribution to NS that was.
Oct 10 2010 12:32AM
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Static
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saw it last night, you summed it up pretty well
Oct 10 2010 12:32AM
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_Jesus_
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there are threads about the movie, I havnt seen one yet that is post viewing

inb4- links to similar threads I didnt see.
Oct 10 2010 12:47AM
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VasilevSKI
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Saw it at target
Oct 10 2010 12:48AM
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alexevr10976
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I saw this on on demand the other day it was FUCKING GREAT freaky and made u think about ur last run on the slopes its a must watch the wolf scenes were scary as fuck and when one of the guys jumps off and breaks his legs its gross. This is a must watch for al skiers its GREAT!!!!!
Oct 10 2010 12:57AM
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etlie
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i spy with my little eye...
Oct 10 2010 6:32AM
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hoodratz47
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BASED OF A TRUE STORY
gtfo! NOW
Oct 10 2010 6:35AM
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nickyp
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They put Frozen posters up in the Students Union toilets at my uni.

Baring in mind, there is me, and one other person who actually ski, out of a student body of 8,000
Oct 10 2010 6:40AM
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matt.s
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saw this movie last night. it was so shitty. definitely watch it
Oct 10 2010 1:14PM
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StevenR
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I watched this the other night, it was hilarious. Being from New Hampshire, I somehow missed all the Utah-like terrain we apparently have around here. But seriously I legitimately laughed a certain parts. Like when the skier sits down on the snowboard and sleds downhill as a bunch of wolves are hot on his tail. That scene was money.
Dec 2 2010 11:24AM
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skiierman
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hahaha, so wait how does the lift collapse??
Dec 2 2010 1:38PM
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StevenR
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The girl is climbing out or whatever and a bolt on the arm that i guess holds it to the cable happens to fall/get shaken out. its very realistic.
Dec 2 2010 1:47PM
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GayWolf420
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Wouldn't you let go to the saftey bar thing after a while and put your gloves on ?
Dec 2 2010 1:50PM
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*simba*
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Watched this a few weeks ago.


It sucked ass
Dec 2 2010 2:36PM
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Peach.
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I remember seeing a trailer on here a while ago. I could have swore no one was stupid enough to actually make that into a movie.

I have way to much faith in humanity.

Dec 2 2010 2:42PM
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RubberSoul
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exactly what i was gonna say

you let go OF things though
Dec 2 2010 3:28PM
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BEARS.
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what a fucking terrible movie.
Dec 2 2010 3:33PM
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RubberSoul
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are you kidding me? it won an oscar
Dec 2 2010 3:34PM
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soulskier
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if anyone tries telling you that Frozen was a good movie, you find a blunt object and you smack them with
Dec 2 2010 3:35PM
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StevenR
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You would think. Apparently logic escapes the characters in that movie though. You think keeping your hand on the metal bar is dumb? That chick used the one on the side as a damn pillow the next night. Bye bye face.
Dec 2 2010 3:50PM
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ButteredToast.
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I saw it too. Shitty movie, extremely improbable/impossible premise.

But, hypothetically, if you were to somehow get stuck on the lift like that with a closed week coming up and for some reason no patrollers/groomers/any human life were to be on the mountain, what would you do? (assuming it is far too high to jump)
Dec 2 2010 4:14PM
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StevenR
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I dont know. Die, probably.
Dec 2 2010 4:15PM
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Chompo.
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Sounds like another movie I won't watch...
Dec 2 2010 4:25PM
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WaterBottle
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anyone wanna post a stream of it? link?
Dec 2 2010 5:15PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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break my legs and ride on my ass down. Sorta happened to a guy at breck like 10 years ago, snuck on after close, lift stopped, waited two hours, no one came, jumped off, sled down.
Dec 2 2010 5:20PM
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garrets
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It's in my local video store so you should be good
Dec 2 2010 5:43PM
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Willard
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Yes just saw it on netflix and decided to watch it
Jan 11 2011 10:51PM
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Willard
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Hesh snowboarders and a Technine board spotted. When i first saw the trailer i thought it was shit but its better then i originally thought how they end up there is somewhat possible.
Jan 11 2011 11:10PM
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doobiebrotha
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movie pretty much sucked and was filled with stupidity.
Jan 11 2011 11:24PM
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.brian
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watched it on netflix a few nights ago. what I dont understand why that lynch guy climbed down the ladder despite the pack of wolves, which he saw. He really couldnt wait? Also it was funny how pissed everybody got when the chairlift stopped.
Jan 11 2011 11:37PM
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rudager
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I have only seen the trailer. But in response to the idiot jumping off the chair first. It looked like he had his legs straight when he landed. Why the fuck wouldn't you brace yourself? I mean, you're jumping off a lift, onto a slope. Aim yourself to roll down the slope. Tuck and roll. Simple as that.
Jan 12 2011 12:00AM
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rudager
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No, since you're going uphill, there has to be a downhill somewhere (I hope someone is still with me at this point).
That's why you aim to roll down the slope.

I don't know, from what I've seen on the trailer, looks like it would work. And from the chairlifts I've been on, looks like you can tuck and roll and 90% of them.
Jan 12 2011 12:05AM
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_Will_
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Or, you could tuck and roll downhill.
Jan 12 2011 12:10AM
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gnarles.
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it was the worst movie i have ever watched. I called everything that happend in the movie soooooooooooo dumb
Jan 12 2011 12:22AM
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SkiFreshPow
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Yes, it was actually somewhat good and the situation seemed possible except for one thing, they're the only skiers and snowboarders in the world without cell phones.
Jan 12 2011 1:49AM
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SkiFreshPow
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yeah i noticed that too, it would never happen in reality if the lift had just stopped
Jan 12 2011 1:51AM
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Funnel
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I have no intention to watch this movie. Never have since I first saw the trailer months ago.
Jan 12 2011 2:34AM
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M@.
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i saw this movie and you completely summed it up perfectly except that even when there on the lift they havr fake backgrounds
Jan 12 2011 8:19AM
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applejuice.
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lolol when they're riding the lift up and those kids hit the little booter..

"we are definitely hitting that on the way back down!!"

that movie sucked.
Jan 12 2011 8:23AM
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HeyGuy
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sounds kinda lame
Jan 12 2011 9:45AM
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Dhane
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I cant believe no one has mentioned the scene where the girl straight up pisses her pants. I DIED laughing as she looks around, then the camera shifts to her crotch. She starts randomly crying, the music is all dramatic, yet somehow the 20 gallons of piss this girl let out doesnt freeze her flabby ass to the chair. best scene by far
Jan 12 2011 9:52AM
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Jennings
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watched this a couple weeks ago.....probly the worst movie i have ever seen

period.
Jan 12 2011 9:54AM
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[evan]
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Jan 12 2011 4:19PM
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hurrisun
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wow this movie is straight fucked definatley not lame...well its super lame but it its scary shit
Feb 2 2011 2:33AM
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toominator
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haha wtf is she too prude to drop her pants for 30 sec and save her from getting a frozen cooch
Feb 2 2011 2:41AM
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Ko-Pain
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I think its a super fucking gay but hey... I snowbaord so who gives a fuck about me !
Feb 2 2011 6:27AM
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aarrowsmith
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watched it like 2 weeks ago and fucking hilarious. it reminded me of those parody movies like epic movie and date movie bc the guy is being so heroic and jumps and breaks his legs in literally the worst possible way then gets eaten by wolves i was dying. i wanted the lift to start so bad when he got eaten i would've cried of laughter
Feb 2 2011 11:30AM
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