Let's start from the top, shall we?
Iraq: Resounding success, globally hailed as your finest hour. Job done.
Afghanistan: The people bask in liberty and democracy.
War of 1812: It was time to renovate the White House anyway.
Korean War: While you didn't destroy what was to become the DPRK, you did do way better than them the FIFA World Cup.
Vietnam: How exactly is withdrawing from an invasion different than losing?
Civil War: I don't see how America could have lost, actually.
Somalia: You forgot to mention the resounding success this was.
im not going to watch it cause im in school, but this better be a thread about dildo's and soft pretzels -SteezyOhio