Fap into the milk jug. Fap into different food items. Rub your sack on your parents or sisters pillows.
"That's weird, i'm pooing" - Tj schill
"the photographer caught them in the middle of the infamous act of "anal urination" - I_Am_God
NSG is alot like the middle east, one big shit hole that no one wants to visit - Gnartron
I ski teh utah mountains
I like to tidy up the house and do all my homework so when my parents cum home I might have the possibility of sleeping somewhere other then the cellar and maybe if im extra lucky, get to eat their leftovers from dinner!!!!!
one time i put a TV and my XBOX in front of the shitter, i had a good 3 hour poop, idk why but it was so much better than sitting on the couch, and by the time i went to wipe it was all dry, double win
"Everything Ian does with his teeth is funny" - the man himself
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" -skithesprings
RIP CR Johnson 2/24/10
RIP Shane McConkey 3/26/09
RIP Travis Steeger 2/27/09
RIP Hoot Brown 3/24/06
"bet your dad had a boner the whole time"- RealWhizKhalifa http://www.bringvictory.com "That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year." -Billek "Matt Fry is a super talented rapist" - VCharrette