hello i would like to sell you my items
here we have an xxl sessions jacket, gives you retard steeze (see picture) and makes the women flock like the salmon of capistrano. it has a removable insulation vest on the inside, but i prefer to not use it and just rock a hoodie underneath the shell on cold days.
you can have it for $55 shipped, or your best offer. if you buy it i will draw a custom picture of something like a spider, a monster truck, or a face portrait and put it in the pocket.
next we have some xl oakley pants. they are large and warm. i enjoy them. i had them blessed by a mayan medicine man so that if you wear them in 2012 you will survive
also throw out trade offers
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