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Annoying college freshman

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vandersteeze
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So there's this chick who is my neighbor and shes really fucking annoying. Like we met 2 days ago which consisted of a 5 second whats up in a hallway. She cant stop texting me and shit and hitting me up to do things, so on a car ride back from surfing I decided to just start fucking with her. Epic text transcript as follows:

Chick: I'm not even really sick I was getting over it. Ugh I can't focus you should come study with me

Me: Hahah i dont think I am going to help you in terms of being more focused haha

Chick: You'll Probably distract me more :)

Me: How so? ;)

Chick: Hahah cause I'm gonna wanna talk and shit instead of read about European history! Duh

Me: Which lips would you talk with?? ;)

Chick: WTF?

Me: Wat

Chick: I'm gonna go now

Me: Why?

Chick: Cause that was wierd

Me: Wierd in a bad way or good way?

Chick: Bad.

Me: Well I meant it in a good way :)

Chick: Well it came off creepy

Me: Why did it come off creepy?

Chick: Cause I don't even know you?

Me: If you didnt want to get to know me why are you texting me so much?

Chick: I do want to get to know you I'm just saying what you said was wierd and a turnoff

Me: We need to change that turnoff to a turn on ;)

Chick: Okay seriously your just coming off wierd now

Me: Well, fuck.....

Chick: Just stop saying wierd shit

Me: Well what do you want me to say then?

Chick: Just dont come off as a perv....

Me: Im not

Chick: Haha yes you did that was really wierd

Me: I didnt mean it that way ahaa

Chick: I dunno just don't say wierd shit it comes off bad to someone who doesnt know you

Me: I was just seeing if you were a whore ;)

Chick: What the hell?

Me: Im actually suprised you have kept this conversation going. Respect!

Chick: Cause im trying to give you a chance to prove your not a creep but im running out of reasons to try.

Me: I. Am not. A creep. Honestly

Chick: Then. Prove. It

Me: I cant prove that over texts. Only in the bedroom......

Chick: Ha bye.

Me: Wait are you going?

Chick: I'm not giving you anymore chances you come off as a creep.

Me: So..... Im going past the tacoma dome and it got me thinking.....

Chick: Don't talk to me

Me: The dome got me wondering if you spit or swallow?

Me: The item specifically being male ejaculate

No reply from the chick ahah






Sparknotes: Annoying freshman, over her bothering me constantly, decided to fuck with her. Read transcript of texts to get it.
Oct 4 2010 2:13AM
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skithesprings
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so now you have to awkwardly live next to her?
Oct 4 2010 2:15AM
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vandersteeze
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Yep ahahahah. Whats great is this didn't even stop her from texting me
Oct 4 2010 2:16AM
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Boggnarly
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bahahaha, that was pretty good.  A+ would read again
Oct 4 2010 2:17AM
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PaleCelery
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That is kinda creepy actually. You done fucked up, why didnt you just go study with her and act normal? I know its hard, but something tells me it is possible
Oct 4 2010 2:18AM
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el_chupacabra
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she comes onto you
you come onto her in response
she gets pissed?
sounds like a confused bitch to me





oh and puns ftw
Oct 4 2010 2:18AM
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vandersteeze
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Haa nah
Oct 4 2010 2:19AM
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PaleCelery
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I too find it annoying when girls flirt with me... am I gay?
Oct 4 2010 2:20AM
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Schlop
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lost so hard hahahah
Oct 4 2010 2:21AM
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vandersteeze
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You have no idea haha. Are you saying that you wanna fuck all girls, even if they are nasty and retarded? Hmmmm

Oct 4 2010 2:22AM
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BootySpunk.
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Wait wait wait...so a girl invites you over to her room to help her study, blatantly wants to not study, and you go and act like a fucking weirdo?

I have no idea what was going through your mind but you just cock blocked the shit out of yourself. I hope this girl is ugly.
Oct 4 2010 2:23AM
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PaleCelery
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Yep, pretty much.

This song describes my standards

Oct 4 2010 2:25AM
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john7elway
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Sounds like you blew it.
Oct 4 2010 2:26AM
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theabortionator
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OP was striking out so decided to be a dick and try and score ns point to feel better about himself.
Oct 4 2010 2:27AM
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vandersteeze
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Now I understand
Oct 4 2010 2:27AM
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PaleCelery
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hahaha
Oct 4 2010 2:27AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Seal the deal, fuck her anyways.
Oct 4 2010 2:28AM
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BootySpunk.
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Bitches do love assholes...
Oct 4 2010 2:29AM
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vandersteeze
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Yep, except for the fact that even after I texted all this shit she is still hitting me up to hang out haha
Oct 4 2010 2:29AM
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PaleCelery
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then kill her
Oct 4 2010 2:29AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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hahahahahahahhahahaha ryan.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oct 4 2010 2:30AM
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987321654hgfd
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Do you also happen to be an annoying college freshman?
Oct 4 2010 2:30AM
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rickroller
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haha i lold
Oct 4 2010 2:30AM
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BootySpunk.
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I fucking knew this coming.
Oct 4 2010 2:30AM
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vandersteeze
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I actually happen to be an annoying college sophomore
Oct 4 2010 2:31AM
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PaleCelery
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This thread needs picz
Oct 4 2010 2:31AM
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theabortionator
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Maybe he can't get it up
Oct 4 2010 2:34AM
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applejuice.
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like.
Oct 4 2010 2:36AM
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Tha_Wizard
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epic
Oct 4 2010 2:41AM
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hella.sick.skier
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/claim
Oct 4 2010 2:49AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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why didnt you slay her first?
Oct 4 2010 3:03AM
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paige.
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pretty much

and living in rez is a small world dude. not only did you blow any chance you had with her, but any girl she even half befriends. girls talk.
Oct 4 2010 3:09AM
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dex.
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know how i know you're gay?
Oct 4 2010 3:16AM
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General_Ripper
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Follow up text asking her if you can TAP THAT!

Oct 4 2010 3:19AM
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Mr.Panda
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Pretty much this.

OP, your dorm life for the rest of the year is gonna suck ass. Good job fucking it up.
Oct 4 2010 3:41AM
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Shreddysaurus
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So she was annoying therefore you made yourself look like a creep to get back at her? Shoulda just fucked her and not call her back that would have been a win win
Oct 4 2010 3:45AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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should have gotten aids then fucked her. That would have shown that bitch
Oct 4 2010 3:55AM
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shortdawg
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pics of said girl or -k
Oct 4 2010 4:17AM
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mmallender.
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no....


its "wanna know how i know youre gay?"

that is all


ps. wanna know how i know youre gay?
Oct 4 2010 5:20AM
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feihlination
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i thought this was about a new meme.

was kinda funny though.
Oct 4 2010 5:24AM
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derpina
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.
Oct 4 2010 5:45AM
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TOUCHE
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or else.........


BAN!!!
Oct 4 2010 6:16AM
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zerospinskier
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She's annoying because she's trying to be friends with you? You're freshman/sophomores in college, and living in dorms, of course everyone is going to be talking a lot and trying to make new friends. That's what you do. It sounds like the dorms aren't for you...
Oct 4 2010 6:33AM
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.frenchy
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LOL, that text exchange was so awsome, I'm surpirised she kept going for that long!
Oct 4 2010 6:47AM
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naturday
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y did you give her you number? jw

Oct 4 2010 7:03AM
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danbrown
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I think you're all missing the point. The girl was probably super ugly, and if a girl I didn't wanna bang or be friends with was texting me incessantly like that, I would've done the same thing.

Just because a girl who lives on his floor is coming on to him super hard doesn't mean he's automatically inclined to bang her.
Oct 4 2010 8:39AM
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Parker.
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Oct 4 2010 8:51AM
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Twinjibber77
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As for the college freshman, they seem WAYYYYYY worse than we were last year.
Oct 4 2010 8:53AM
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jfoley019
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I think you may of fucked up more then you think. Girls talk a lot, she probably told all her friends that you are some creep of a dude... Then those girls told their friends...  Have fun trying to get laid next time you are at a party.  
Oct 4 2010 8:54AM
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Nurgle
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that did seem kinda creepy...
ah hit it and quit it
Oct 4 2010 9:29AM
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vincepru
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if hes already been there a year, chances are he already has a group of friends and girls to kick it with, i would have done the same thing if some broad was being annoying and wasn't attractive enough to deal with her stupidity.

fuck bitches, get money (or a good laugh)


funny thread for sure. where do you go to college btw?
Oct 4 2010 9:32AM
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