When I was in grade six, I was on a field trip with my school, and I got paired up woth a guy who had a crush on me. I've known this guy since I was, like, four and I used to think of him as a good friend. Anyway, we got paired up, and when we were on the lift, he kept inching closer, and closer to me. Finally, I was crammed into the corner of the lift, and he was practically sitting on my lap!! Our skis got tangled together, and when we got to the top, he fell on top of me when we were getting off!!! All the guys in the class laughed at him... It was sad. I was really embarassed, and our friendship was never quite the same after that... lol
Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'