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Worst B.O ever?

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ElbridgeGerry
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What's the worst B.O you've ever had? Mine was when I cut my lawn and I didn't shower for like 2 days. I actually smelled like death.
Oct 2 2010 1:03PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
This kid from india in my one class has the fucking worst BO alive. I gag the entire class.
Oct 2 2010 1:05PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
I hate it when kids, smell like onions. Fucking gross.
Oct 2 2010 1:06PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
There's this brown chick in my biology class who puts on perfume, THAT ACTUALLY SMELLS LIKE BODY ODOR! She thinks it smells fucking good?
Oct 2 2010 1:06PM
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garrettwiz
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After  rail jam like 2 years ago, after hiking for like an hour it was sooooo bad, i think it got described as like poop and tacos
Oct 2 2010 1:11PM
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Posts: 266 - Karma: -23
indians smell like dump ALWAYS its horrible
Oct 2 2010 1:17PM
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molsongolden
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10 day wilderness canoeing trip with no deo, sweating all day.

we jumped in the lakes to rinse off but didn't have any soap so things got pretty rank
Oct 2 2010 1:23PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I've been in bed with mono for a week and I haven't showered since i got sick. To top it all of I've been sweating balls the whole time. And I thought some of the brown kids in my classes smelled bad. They ain't never come close to this.
Oct 2 2010 1:27PM
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theBearJew
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Went to grand tetons on a school fieldtrip. Was working at some science school and shit. The shower didnt really have hot water and for a week we hiked, cross country ski, and snow shoe. If we showered we lost time to sleep. So none of us showered till we got to snowking lol
Oct 2 2010 1:58PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
hmmm, i know another ns member with mono and he has had it for almost a week now too...


LOLyouGUYsGaY?
Oct 2 2010 2:00PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
goth kids at my high school always smelled, i would sit through graphic design with my shirt over my nose like a face mask doing photoshop, while they stank and drew anime all fucking day
Oct 2 2010 2:35PM
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Gnarshred
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def. got pretty damn stanky on backpacking trips, but by the end you dont even notice.

My room mate smelled really really bad. I dunno why, but it sucked, made the whole damn room smell too.
Oct 2 2010 2:40PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
there was this french kid at my school and he smelt pretty bad
Oct 2 2010 2:42PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
there was this french kid at my school and he smelt pretty bad
Oct 2 2010 2:43PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
i actually have a fear of B.O., i hate the smell of people who have it and i would hate to have b.o in any situation, When ever i get out of the shower i take my speed stick and i swipe each pit 30 times, and i do the same before i go to bed just in case
Oct 2 2010 2:44PM
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theabortionator
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This hitchhiker I picked up in maine leaving a festival. Dude was fucking creepy and smelled funky funky, had to leave him at a rest area.

I really don't have bad bo, I might smell a little bit if I don't shower, but it's not really a bad smell. probably bonnaroo the one year. over a day without showering to get the. 4 days there without showering, then the trip back up. And it was balls hot the whole time.
Oct 2 2010 2:46PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Once this summer me and my dad took the boat out for over a week right after I spent 3 days or so in Whis on the glacier. 3 days of skiing with no shower, and then 7+ days on the boat in the middle of the Gulf Islands with no shower. I smelled like something died.


I knew this Indian kid that had the WORST BREATH EVER
Oct 2 2010 2:47PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Probably after backpacking for 2 weeks with no shower....Everything I owned smelled like death and I had only worn 2 shirts the entire time...I miss backpacking sometimes.
Oct 2 2010 2:49PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
oh and and this too.. I had one tall tee I wore everywhere in Whis on and off the hill, and I switched it out for one shirt I wore on the boat everyday
Oct 2 2010 2:50PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
after my fraternity's hazing/baptism, i smelled like dead fish, sour milk and garlic


my hair even smelled like garlic for half a year when it got wet :)
Oct 2 2010 2:54PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
ive havnt had it really bad, but this one chick(more like cow) in my school smelled so bad the principle walked into the classroom and asked her if she needed a shower. i was sitting right next to her and it was bad, real bad
Oct 2 2010 2:57PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
once at this hostel there was this French dude who literally smelled like death. would walk into the 8 person bunk room after a night partying at like 2 and was solidly drunk and could not sleep it smelled so bad. i could taste it by the morning and would gag when walking by him. he and his girlfriend left after 2 days and smell went away.... it was awful
Oct 2 2010 3:01PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Yo, for real... I played football for 8 years and live with 9 ski bums. I know B.O.

That said, the worst I've ever experienced was at Keystone... Having a few drinks with friends and watching some live music when one of the girls we were with starts talking to this tall kiwi down the bar a little bit, then came over. OMFG this dude REEKED! It was as if he was cropdusting, because no sooner did he walk up to us than we were hit by a wall of stench.

Dude was oblivious! He even tried to put his arm around a girl I was standing next to and I almost passed out, it was like hot garbage in July. When she pushed him away he was all like "What? I do something wrong?"

This dude could strip wallpaper by raising his hand. Ugh.
Oct 2 2010 3:17PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
This Indian girl badia, smelled like old cheese and gas station bathroom
Oct 2 2010 3:22PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
when i was in sixth grade there was this fat stinky kid that sat behind me in class and he smelled like a dead cat rolled in shit. one day i turned around and said DUDE, TAKE A FREAKING SHOWER!!! teacher wasnt amused, i got a friday night school :(
Oct 2 2010 3:40PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212

two stories..  in highschool on band trips this one stinky kid who was just stinky from the get go.. would sit in the back by himself. and munch on garlic cloves.   it was so bad.. like eyes watering bad./..   

when i worked at a pizza shop this kid josiah starting working there and had some fucked up bo. and he was taller then all the girls so they were in the range of death...   my boss was mentioning something about it.. so i was making a za next to him and i looked at him and was like.. dude man no hate but you fucking reak.. he gave me this look. and im like. im not gonna tell you how to live your life but if your not gonna wear deoderant.. at least shower with soap or washcloth before you come to work.    thank god he started to.. cause i mean nothing is worse than  pizza and BO

and i had this roomate that allways smelled like poo..... even when he took a shower .. he smelled like wet poo... i hated it.

Oct 2 2010 3:51PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Worst BO i ever smelled came from an indian chick.
Oct 2 2010 3:54PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
pworst BO i smelled was this black kid in my gym
Oct 2 2010 3:57PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
its like a stink bomb when you get on the bus.
Oct 2 2010 4:07PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
Camping trip up in Summit County.
One week.
Skied all day, every day.
No deodorant.
Same tall-t the whole time.
2 pairs of underwear.
Campfire every night.
No water, only grape soda.
Every meal was either corned beef and hash or ramen (bad farts).

God I love skiing.
Oct 2 2010 4:21PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
the worst ive smelled after a day is when i went paintballing for my friends birthday near cultus lake. it was about 30 degrees celcius atleast i had 3 shirts and a jacket on because back then i was still a pussy. it was baaaaad.
Oct 2 2010 4:40PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212

what the fuck is wrong with granola?  

and if you havent noticed there are more hipsters than hippys now days. they all smell like poutine and PBR..(no hate on poutine and pbr they are good) portland hipsters smell bad cause they all where black shit in hot weather and bike on fix gears...

Oct 2 2010 5:09PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Oh god you know what it's like too. I don't know if it's cultural, or natural, but Indians seem to have THE worst BO.
Oct 2 2010 5:10PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -9
indian dude.
Oct 2 2010 5:17PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212

is it me or do japanese people and some black people smell funny.. not bad but just funny..   and the worst bo i ever smelled was my crotch after a month with out a proper shower.  river and pool every day but it was summer camp and a dare.

Oct 2 2010 5:26PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
on a semi-related note, muslims (turkey/near-middle-east/...) smell really bad too. but they are very clean. they shower more often as "we" do (koran tells them to do so), its something about what you eat. a lot of garlic means garlic in sweat and breath.

dunno about indian guys, but i would guess that its also about what you eat.
Oct 2 2010 5:27PM
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applejuice.
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i go to pitt...carnegie mellon and pitt have tons of them.
Oct 2 2010 5:47PM
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