lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer
untill your nipples bleed, your teeth fall out, fingernails come off, hair falls out, and you have seizures.
poles are like the condoms that you took from your dads wallet when you were a little kid, at first you really didnt know what to do with them or why you had to use them... but you wanted them. as you got older and older you started to want them/it less and less... they feel akward and sometimes out of place...
but when its all said and done at the end of the day... your happy to have them/it.
tj made fun of racers, sammy made a sex joke and tried rodeo 5 off a side jump
most epic chair ride ever
"Now what the hell am I supposed to do?" "Well that's the million dollar question ain't it"~ricky bobby
so i was at my house in Bethel after dumont cup. i hear gunshotsup on the hill above my house; turns out dumont, wallisch, schlopy, and just about every one else was at simons parents house shooting the guns
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall o
you are so fucking gay it blows my mind - skiierman
fuck off you glory stealing fag - skiierman
if only murder was legal - skiierman
you're all fucking gay - skiierman
take that as a lesson for being pussies - skiierman
god you are so fucking lame its unbelievable - skiierman
grow up - skiierman
you sound like a little bitch - skiierman