During our season opener today, our kicker(and slotback) kicked a 61 yard field goal, into the fucking wind. This kid is going places, and he can also aim it to where he can hit me in the helmet from 50 yards away. His name is Jesse Lefebvre, watch for him in the NFL, or at least the NCAA.
I fucked your sisterrrrr
and fingerddd her butthole
then I stopped because she said it felt weird"
One day Stuart, a girl will hook up with you, and when she gropes your body she will realize you have larger breasts than she does. That's a problem for most girls, it's sort of disheartening.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 184.108.40.206.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
I once dreamed that I was a member of Captain Crunch's Crew. Best sleep ever. - SteevJee$
Alot of kickers can kick a 60 yard field goal if they try enough, but in game is so much different than practice. Kid on my highschools team could kick 50+ yards all the time in practice but he didnt go anywhere...
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