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Owner of Segway Inc. dies on Segway

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quixotic
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Well ain't that something.

Sep 27 2010 3:51PM
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fsscott
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Looks like

the segway guy

hit rock bottom....



Sep 27 2010 3:54PM
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quixotic
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gosh, you're a punny guy
Sep 27 2010 3:55PM
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ORDEAL
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Ironic death is ironic
Sep 27 2010 3:55PM
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Rumi.
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sounds like suicide
Sep 27 2010 3:56PM
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JustDidIt
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Sep 27 2010 3:56PM
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skiierman
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haha just read this. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/segway-accident-kills-jimi-heselden-segway-boss/story?id=11736855

and i find it hilarious that they are questioning if segways are safe... well no they're not if you use them on the side of a fucking cliff.
Sep 27 2010 3:56PM
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RudyGarmisch
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sep 27 2010 3:59PM
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T-Holt
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You read my mind.
Sep 27 2010 4:01PM
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Peter.
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Looks like this

was his segway

to the afterlife
Sep 27 2010 4:04PM
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Otter.
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segways = FAIL
Sep 27 2010 4:07PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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its so sad i love teh seguway
Sep 27 2010 4:07PM
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1337
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irony
Sep 27 2010 4:09PM
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geteducated
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segways are for nerds and fat people.
Sep 27 2010 4:13PM
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Brenone
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Sep 27 2010 4:22PM
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Rumi.
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hahah thats so great
Sep 27 2010 4:28PM
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Lemuel
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And comcast techs
Sep 27 2010 4:29PM
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geteducated
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and beverly hillbillies

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Sep 27 2010 4:32PM
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DUKES
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you cant be serious people are such fat fucks
Sep 27 2010 4:36PM
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SlimDunkin.
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i loled
Sep 27 2010 4:37PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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yeah how the hell do you drive one of those off a cliff?
Sep 27 2010 4:38PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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hahaha thats hilarious
Sep 27 2010 4:39PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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accidentally that is.
Sep 27 2010 4:39PM
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lorida
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Too bad they aren't public, it'd be interesting to see what would happen to their share price..
Sep 27 2010 4:55PM
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s.parker
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hahaha exactly what i was thinking.
Sep 27 2010 5:22PM
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wintersway
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^my first thought when i saw it earlier
Sep 27 2010 6:13PM
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BootySpunk.
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What a hipster way to die.
Sep 27 2010 6:17PM
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captainEMERICA
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its not ironic its just coincidence, irony has nothing to do with that death
Sep 27 2010 6:45PM
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Schlop
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hahaha I wish I got here first. +k for mind reading
Sep 27 2010 6:48PM
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H8CH
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He took the Segway to heaven.....



..... i'll just get my coat.
Sep 27 2010 7:12PM
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artfullydodged
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yea, i heard he was a bit unbalanced
Sep 27 2010 7:18PM
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Snowcase
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Bum bum SH
Sep 27 2010 7:39PM
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theBearJew
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http://www.dailytech.com/Segway+Inc+Owner+Dies+After+Riding+X2+Scooter+Off+Cliff/article19730.htm

Go to that article, prolly the same but the comments are hillarous.

My Favorite "I guess he's riding that Segway to Heaven."
Sep 30 2010 2:44PM
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benJAHmin
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The flying segway never really did take off...
Sep 30 2010 2:53PM
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A.Eberhard
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Sep 30 2010 3:12PM
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rickroller
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what a fat fuck she needs to fall of a cliff
Sep 30 2010 4:04PM
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FUUUCK
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so what's it like being a virgin at your age?
Sep 30 2010 4:06PM
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freestyler540
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wow what an irony
Sep 30 2010 6:19PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i just died because of your pun
Sep 30 2010 7:23PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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feel bad laughing, but meh
Sep 30 2010 7:26PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Its a plot conceived by...

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Sep 30 2010 7:34PM
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theabortionator
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I should feel bad probably but that's pretty funny. I mean sad but really funny. Epic way to go out
Sep 30 2010 7:34PM
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ButteredToast.
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"Ok people, if your thoughts and prayers really went out to this guy's family then you would send a letter to the family or keep them to yourself. If you make inappropriate posts like this, then you are just saying, "look at how compassionate I am everyone! I'm so compassionate!! Love me!!" And that is truly disrespectful.

If your thoughts and prayers really went out to this guy's family then G** (for our Jewish readers) would hear them and all would be well. But if you have to showboat how concerned you are then you are doing it for the wrong reasons and it is disrespectful.

And seriously?! You are concerned for this millionaire's family? Go volunteer to mentor kids that are being raised by parents on walfare and get back to me. Sheesh!

And how about some thoughts and prayers for those who aren't recently mourning someone. Or those whos family members have died some time ago. I've had several family members die (as I'm sure everyone has). How about some thoughts and prayers for the rest of us?

I hoping and praying that true sincerity knocks on your door. Who am I kidding; no I'm not. I'm too busy praying for this Segway guy's family."

Is it bad that I agree with this guy, kind of?
Sep 30 2010 7:37PM
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iSmokeweed
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you know this is pimpin
Sep 30 2010 8:07PM
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applejuice.
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she's not even fat really, that's the funny part.
Sep 30 2010 8:10PM
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[~_~]
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Not at all. Every time a public figure dies, there are always a thousand little nut cuppers parading an egoflag of mourning.
Sep 30 2010 8:23PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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LAZY fucks
Sep 30 2010 8:50PM
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.jesus.
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they go like two miles an hour
Sep 30 2010 9:06PM
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