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Beanie? WTF?

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chicken
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Do Americans actually call toques beanies?

Sep 27 2010 2:07PM
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maximiliaan
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youre a chicken
Sep 27 2010 2:08PM
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Ducky.
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you're a sheep
Sep 27 2010 2:09PM
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Schlop
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BEANIE
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TOQUE
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Sep 27 2010 2:10PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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You're a duck

and yes we do
Sep 27 2010 2:10PM
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Mike-O
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We call them woolly hats! Yay!
Sep 27 2010 2:11PM
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E.C.
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goooo canada
Sep 27 2010 2:12PM
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Balto
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100% of the time
Sep 27 2010 2:12PM
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TheHamburglar
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a toque, or toke, generally refers to something else in these regions...
Sep 27 2010 2:13PM
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neutralzombie
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beanies fit the head, tuques do not
Sep 27 2010 2:13PM
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Travapple.
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yarp/uselesspost
Sep 27 2010 2:13PM
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Ducky.
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You know I am
Sep 27 2010 2:26PM
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zagfan5
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yup everyone in the states calls them beanies or hats or something besides toques.
Sep 27 2010 2:32PM
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Funkadelic
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I've always said stocking cap/hat
Sep 27 2010 2:32PM
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RubberSoul
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toque sounds like a french word, why would we call hats toques?
Sep 27 2010 2:33PM
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Arabian.
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I am spartacus.
Sep 27 2010 2:34PM
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RubberSoul
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just to be clear, that wasnt supposed to be negative. its just we dont have as much french influence down here as you guys do
Sep 27 2010 2:34PM
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kstanz
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just learned this a little while ago too... called my touqe a touqe infront of american and had no idea what i was saying..
Sep 27 2010 2:35PM
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SteezyOhio
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glad you choose some EC.

I call them Hats. idk what else you would call them
Sep 27 2010 2:37PM
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morpheus
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why the fuck do you care. its a hat.
Sep 27 2010 3:03PM
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.AR6rider.
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I call them winter hats.
Sep 27 2010 3:06PM
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Anathema
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if she weighs the same as a duck........ then she's made of wood.

and therefore ,

A WITCH!

Sep 27 2010 3:07PM
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E.C.
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just clearing it up pretty sure so calm down
Sep 27 2010 3:09PM
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BootySpunk.
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apparently toques are what I call floppy beanies.
Sep 27 2010 3:30PM
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rickroller
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wtf did you call it?
Sep 27 2010 4:02PM
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Rachy
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Toque = what my stepfather who is a chef wears. It's the formal name for a chef's hat.

As far as the looser fitting beanies go, I've heard them as saggy beanies or what I prefer to call condom beanies.


And australians call them beanies as well, pretty sure the english do too. First time I heard condom beanie was from a danish guy.
Sep 27 2010 4:03PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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there all HATS
Sep 27 2010 4:05PM
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KellyK
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Do the french actually call this a douche?

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Sep 27 2010 4:05PM
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Swan_Solo
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The real question is:

Who the fuck cares what canadians call things?
Sep 27 2010 4:16PM
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Thenowhereman42
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wuts a toque?
Sep 27 2010 4:17PM
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E.C.
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easy there cheif
Sep 27 2010 4:20PM
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thugaim
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>implying touque is a word.
>implying its not called a hat.
Sep 27 2010 4:20PM
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Black.Bird
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yes they do.
Sep 27 2010 4:20PM
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Swan_Solo
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Easy what? I can't think of a country that has influenced american culture less than Canada. Oh cool, you call hats something stupid and French. Ever wonder why 90% of Canada's population is within 100 miles of the US border? because Canada sucks dick.

It's a fucking beanie
Sep 27 2010 4:29PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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I think it has to do with climate?
Sep 27 2010 4:30PM
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neutralzombie
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you know what a douche bag really is though?
Sep 27 2010 4:30PM
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doobiebrotha
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No actually i don't, enlighten us jenifa...

Sep 27 2010 4:33PM
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KellyK
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yes, please share your wealth of knowledge..
Sep 27 2010 4:35PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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beanies are for jewish ppl, they are called toques
Sep 27 2010 4:41PM
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E.C.
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free health care. 19 drinking age. i think thats pretty cool. even though everything is bigger and cheaper in the states i do enjoy going there i just have to stick up for my country
Sep 27 2010 4:43PM
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Lemuel
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Toque is not a word. I don't even know how to say it.
Sep 27 2010 4:49PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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wow bro you are fucking retarded. Why is 90% of your dick located up your ass?
Sep 27 2010 4:50PM
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Blurst
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Yes thankyou for educating that semi retarted young boy.
Sep 27 2010 4:52PM
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Swan_Solo
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if 90% of my dick could reach my ass I'd have a huge dick. My dick would have a head so big it could understand sarcasm, which is more than can be said of certain NS members
Sep 27 2010 4:55PM
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matt.s
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its pronounced like "toohk"

its also spelled tuque.

yes, that is what there are called in canada
Sep 27 2010 5:05PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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you wernt being sarcastic, you were being a douche. and naw ur ass would just be loose so you would be able to pull it over and between your legs to encompas your dick
Sep 27 2010 5:06PM
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Black.Bird
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hilarious
Sep 27 2010 5:37PM
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Relish_man
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finally for fucks sake a good answer. its a TUQUE and pronounced ''Two-kh''
Sep 27 2010 5:38PM
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Lemuel
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Sounds more than a racial slur than a beanie. Go into the ghetto and ask them where the tuques at.
Sep 27 2010 5:47PM
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E.C.
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this doesnt seem like the greatest idea
Sep 27 2010 5:48PM
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steezysteeze
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yeah "way up north" were we live in igloos we call them Tuques but generally i refer to a skull cap as a tuque and a looser fitting knitted hat as a beanie, ones with pom-poms on top i refer to as "puff-ball hats"
now you know how us nova scotians refer to our headgear
Sep 27 2010 5:48PM
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