"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am"
Then after I'm treading water for a long time a clown in scuba gear starts bobbing up to me. It stopped when it was right in front of me, I got really confused so we were staring at each other for a while. Then after some awkward staring the clown took off its scuba mask looked at me for a few more seconds then the clown opens its mouth makes the sound a dolphin makes then sprays a jet of water at my face. Then I woke up and I was like "what the hell just happened"
poles are like the condoms that you took from your dads wallet when you were a little kid, at first you really didnt know what to do with them or why you had to use them... but you wanted them. as you got older and older you started to want them/it less and less... they feel akward and sometimes out of place...
but when its all said and done at the end of the day... your happy to have them/it.
"Nothing is impossible. You are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome" -Seth Morrison.
That was mine...pretty sick I think.
there are much better things to do with your life than spend it ruining others. -wh@t
Skiing is an art form, an escape from all things bad, skiing is perfect, skiing is my obsession.
Love is the amazing shivers you get when you're silently slipping through trees on a powder day, that overwhelming feeling of contentment where your heart beats a little faster and louder. That unmistakable grin of happiness that you can't shake off. It's unconditional, it's unbeatable, it's compassion and it's adventure.
"there are alot of qualities you need in life; sometimes you need to be strong, or brave, or smart, sometimes you need to be able to come closer to people and yet other times you need to be able to push them away. but there is one quality you will need all of the times. And that quality is being the proud owner of a massive, glorious, penis."
im invincible, nobody and nothing can tell me otherwise
“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” - Stephen Roberts.