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How much trouble can I get in?

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ElbridgeGerry
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Since I was about 14 I've gone into the local grocery store and gone into the ice cream section, and at random opened ice cream and scooped out sizable amounts with my hand, then ate them. My buddy just got a job there, and his responsibility is the ice cream aisle, and he knows I do this. He says I have to stop.


Real question is, how much trouble can I get in?
Sep 26 2010 7:17PM
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spkillah.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 13
depends on if the ice cream police catch you or not
Sep 26 2010 7:19PM
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Milksteak
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That is so....weird.
Sep 26 2010 7:21PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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That's what I was thinking. I generally do it later in the day, around 6 or 7 when they change shifts.

Boy do I love Pralines and Cream.
Sep 26 2010 7:21PM
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Negro_Jesus
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you will go to jail.

when you are there a large black man named venus will offer to be your friend.
do not accept his offer. he only wants to rape you. i would politely decline and then proceed to make a toothbrush shank by rubbing the shaft on the floor until its pointy. do not do that with your dick it doesnt work. ones you have that stay out of his way but sleep with it in your hand so when he eventually tries to rape you you can stab him in the eye.
Sep 26 2010 7:21PM
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dex.
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they'll make you pay for it. i used to do that with donettes everyday and got caught once and had to pay $2.79...thats it.
Sep 26 2010 7:21PM
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A.Eberhard
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Grab a bottle of lube and get ready for jail.
Sep 26 2010 7:21PM
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thisandthatfilms
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......................... ive never heard anythign like that
Sep 26 2010 7:22PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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MWOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


God it must be frustrating when someone buys ice cream, takes it home, then realizes that half of it has already been eaten.
Sep 26 2010 7:22PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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theres only one problem with that...im venus and now i know your plan.
Sep 26 2010 7:23PM
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kardaddy
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my brother got caught stealing half a pack of gum and got fined $200
Sep 26 2010 7:23PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
cold hands?
Sep 26 2010 7:23PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I do it in the summer after I go biking, so my hands are all warmed up and it feels good to stick my hands in the ice cream.
Sep 26 2010 7:25PM
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fourhundred
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this is too much
Sep 26 2010 7:27PM
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Negro_Jesus
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OH SHI-
Sep 26 2010 7:27PM
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Blurst
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I feel like this is not a normal thing to do.
Sep 26 2010 8:04PM
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Milksteak
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......Why don't you just....get ice.
Sep 26 2010 8:07PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
unfortunately it would probably be a small fine, and not a punch to the dick which is what you need

stealing bits of ice cream? youre just fucking weird, and a douchebag
Sep 26 2010 8:09PM
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hael
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that's pretty fucking gross.

i used to work at a grocery store and i dont even know what i'd do if i saw a kid do that. fucked up.
Sep 26 2010 8:09PM
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-Mugatu
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how/why does one steal HALF a pack of gum?..
Sep 26 2010 8:12PM
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p.hawks
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haha this
and $200?
Sep 26 2010 8:16PM
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ch@se
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Just the thought of you scooping ice cream with your hands has me lolling all over the place.
Sep 26 2010 8:16PM
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.Max.
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Haha, that's what I was thinking...

And OP, that's fucked up, who the hell does that?
Sep 26 2010 8:18PM
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Anathema
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reminds me of a time i got ridiculously wasted with a few buddies and walked into a grocery store to pick up some waterballoons (yeah, we were hooligans) but i ended up in the snack pack isle and pollished off about a dozen of those things and left the empty packaging all over the shelves. pretty good times. didn't get caught.
Sep 26 2010 8:20PM
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Queen_Selassie
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..the fuck.....that's strange
Sep 26 2010 8:21PM
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Blake.P
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depending on store policy, you could have to pay for that tub and get to keep the rest, you could be given a fine, or you could be banned from the store.

My friend got caught stealing from Bartell Drugs and was given a $150 fine and banned from the store for a year
Sep 26 2010 8:25PM
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fosnow333
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idk why you're worried about getting in trouble. I would be more worried that i have a compulsive need to stick my hands into a freezer and eat handfuls of ice cream. If i were you, i would be worried about when they were gonna come put me in a straight jacket and take me to the funny farm.
Sep 26 2010 8:29PM
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Dntel.
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that is such a grimy ass slombo move... ice cream gremlin
Sep 26 2010 8:35PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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It's not like I have a compulsive need to eat it, I just think it's funny and I don't like paying for ice cream.


I see nothing wrong with this.
Sep 26 2010 8:38PM
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Evilchris
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lmao is this based off that gun thread from awhile ago? if not you're an idiot
Sep 26 2010 8:38PM
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pmw
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i work at a grocery store! we used to have a security guard, when he caught people shoplifting he would do more of a scare thing, but you are indeed breaking the law. you should stop.

Sep 26 2010 8:46PM
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birdshake
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if I caught you are just saw you doing something like that I wouldnt do anything. places like that dont pay me enough to care.
Sep 26 2010 8:46PM
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TOAST.
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I would be so pissed if I bought icecream and took it home to see that some weird kid already ate half of it.

And Im eating icecream right now and just the thought of someone's hand in it makes me want to throw up.
Sep 26 2010 8:48PM
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yojimbo
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why not just take the whole tub home with you? your already basically shoplifting your just not leaving the store with merchandise. its the same charge in the eyes of the law you might as well get more bang for your "buck"
Sep 26 2010 8:48PM
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yojimbo
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dub post but i concluded that the reason you just take a scoop out is cuz you have some sick sexual fetish, so when you go home you touch yourself thinking about what person is sitting in there kitchen right then, opening up a quart of vanilla with your gruby little hand scoop in it.
Sep 26 2010 8:49PM
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garrettwiz
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this haha.
Sep 26 2010 8:50PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Half the fun is knowing people are going to take it home.



Another fun thing is to get say...3 lbs of blood and tongue sliced up into however many slices and put in like 6 different baggies..then hide them around the store.
Sep 26 2010 8:51PM
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Dangus
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this thread furthers my hate for you as newschoolers biggest piece of shit member
Sep 26 2010 8:52PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
HU

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sep 26 2010 8:58PM
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.travis.
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This thread solidifies ButtonGwinnett's spot as my favorite Newschoolers member.


Sep 26 2010 9:05PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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finally, touching someone in a way that doesn't get me sent to jail!
Sep 26 2010 9:12PM
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pmw
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jesus, stop crying kids it's ice cream and it's fucking hilarious
Sep 26 2010 9:15PM
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thugaim
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I read the thread title and i was like... but then i was like...
Sep 26 2010 9:20PM
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TOAST.
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So really your just an asshole. I could kind of see it being funny if you got to see their reactions, but you don't.
Sep 26 2010 9:22PM
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