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TheDude
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I'll explain story tommorow but how do you get a drunk person to stop vomiting
Sep 26 2010 5:48AM
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eheath
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I remember highschool.
Sep 26 2010 5:49AM
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GayWolf420
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blast him with piss
Sep 26 2010 5:52AM
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theabortionator
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Shoot them in the face
Sep 26 2010 5:53AM
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ESAND
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you don't.

You wait for them to finish. Then feed them water and crackers.

Like really you should wait cause the body is cleaning itself of what is essentially poison.

but if you can't for what ever reason:

Weed sometimes works i've heard but I've only ever seen it make it worse in person.

but high does benzos.

Lorzas or xannies double maybe tripple dose, should kill the vomiting.


DISFUCKINGCLAIMER: Mixing high does perscription meds with alcohol is dangerous, DO NOT do this without consulting a doctor first. /don't sue me if he dies.


/drunken advice.
Sep 26 2010 5:55AM
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ESAND
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I just realized, you're posting on newschoolers. You're probably at a house. Forget the advice about the pills, just fucking duct tape his neck to the toilet bowl so he doesn't choke on his own puke, and check on him every so often.


Fuck, what is wrong with kids these days.
Sep 26 2010 5:58AM
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omIV
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Shitty quality, gets the point across.

Also, there are zillions of better places to get this sort of advice than NS. But the biggest thing is to keep his airway clear. So his head should be pointed down, ideally over a toilet bowl. And if he is having trouble breathing, get in there with your hands and clear the junk out.

Lastly, if he is actually booting his guts out for long enough that you have time to log on, make a thread, and post it, you might want to get medical attention.

Sep 26 2010 6:02AM
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ESAND
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What that guy said. If he's still puking right now (almost a physical impossibility) call 911. Your parent's will care more if some guy dies in the house.
Sep 26 2010 7:13AM
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RockyMountnHigh
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not necessarily true, i puked for 2 and a half hours one night and was completely fine. Its possible that the kid is still puking and not gonna die.
Sep 26 2010 11:11AM
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Blurst
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Just pee in his butt, it will water the puke down.
Sep 26 2010 11:13AM
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BIG-DUMPS
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somewhere in the middle of this crisis when the person was continuously vomiting, he found the time to come to Newschoolers and ask for help
Sep 26 2010 11:14AM
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Milksteak
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I highly recommend this.
Sep 26 2010 11:15AM
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no_steeze
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rape him

weed is dangerous actually, it suppresses your gag reflex so he won't be able to get the toxins out of his body
Sep 26 2010 11:15AM
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spkillah.
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best chance is prob peeing in his butt, it works for mea ll the time
Sep 26 2010 11:16AM
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TheDude
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Haha ns seemed like a good idea at the time... Maybe I should spen less time on here. Anyways ny little brother doesn't drink that much and he got shit faced for the first time and that didn't go over well. I had to play mommy and walk him to the toilet and make sure he's quiet enough to not wake up our parents (we didn't get caught claim/). So once he was set up I was tryin to think of ways to maybe speed up the process so it's over quicker. But thanks for the advice guys +k for everyoneeeeee
Sep 26 2010 12:12PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
Plug his mouth with your penis.
Sep 26 2010 12:13PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
just leave him leaning over a toilet. and watch the dumbass
Sep 26 2010 12:14PM
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maximiliaan
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im eating doritos right now
Sep 26 2010 12:14PM
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icantskiiFILM
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that claim about u not getting caught is so lame. what u do is get caught so many times ur parents just stop caring.
Sep 26 2010 12:25PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
a kick in the ribs helps.
Sep 26 2010 12:27PM
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yuck
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or just get a girl to deal with it.
Sep 26 2010 12:27PM
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no_steeze
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they're always down to do that, especially that girl who doesn't drink too much
Sep 26 2010 1:38PM
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Nurgle
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and how old is little brother? Please dont say anything younger that 15-16...
Sep 26 2010 2:01PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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win
Sep 26 2010 2:02PM
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TheDude
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hes 15(and big, for a kid at least, so a little safer digesting alcohol). he was with some other freinds who are seniors that go to my school. i see an ass kicking for one of them in the future but in the mean time im just glad we made it through the night with no problemes haha. i guess it was a pretty good learing experience for him.
Sep 26 2010 2:05PM
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