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Vending Machine (forum game)

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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Ok, this is the VENDING MACHINE!

How to play!

You are in front of a soda machine.

Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!

Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"

You need to say what the person above you gets from the coke machine, then you insert an object of your choice.

Ok, I'll start.
*inserts Wooden Buddha
Sep 25 2010 1:32PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
i dont get it
Sep 25 2010 1:34PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Dwight gets a glowing marshmallow!

Mike-O inserts three empty beer cans.
Sep 25 2010 1:34PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
insert: wang
get: sexual release
Sep 25 2010 1:34PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
shit, my bad. mike-o can have a jar of nickels.

i'll insert an old dog collar.
Sep 25 2010 1:35PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes various kinds of plastic frogs

insert sunglasses
Sep 25 2010 1:37PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
out comes a tampon


insert a lightning bug
Sep 25 2010 1:39PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
out comes cool looking aviators

inserts Meth
Sep 25 2010 1:40PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
out comes biker gang

inserts iphone
Sep 25 2010 1:42PM
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connory998
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 34
out comes a can of coke.

inserts 2$
Sep 25 2010 1:45PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
out comes physical embodiment of that awkward feeling you get when you're talking about someone and they're right behind you.

in goes my left ring finger.
Sep 25 2010 1:46PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
out comes haiti

inserts beezy
Sep 25 2010 1:46PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
outs comes a hooker
Sep 25 2010 1:46PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
out comes mudkip!

insert my soul
Sep 25 2010 1:47PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes nothing
*ooooooh burn*
Sep 25 2010 1:48PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
out comes cum

inserts crack
Sep 25 2010 1:50PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,448

Out comes a Ginger.

insert a dag of dog treats

Sep 25 2010 1:50PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
out comes a dog

inserts brand new skis
Sep 25 2010 1:51PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
out comes chips of wood

inserts dead hooker
Sep 25 2010 1:53PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes kitten fetuses

insert a vending machine
Sep 25 2010 1:53PM
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connory998
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 34
the world stops rotating
Sep 25 2010 1:54PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
out comes straight skis


inserts a leaf
Sep 25 2010 1:55PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
out comes a face shot courtesy of an indian porn star


inserts a coffee pot
Sep 25 2010 1:57PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
out comes coffee beans

inserts an iphone 4
Sep 25 2010 1:59PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes steve jobs penis

insert flash drive
Sep 25 2010 2:00PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
out comes a mountain goat

insert a paper with the following written on it:
10 divided by zero
Sep 25 2010 2:01PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes black hole

insert smarties
Sep 25 2010 2:02PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
out cums cocaine

inserts dead kitten
Sep 25 2010 2:03PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
out comes Willy Wonka himself

inserts an empty bottle of vodka
Sep 25 2010 2:04PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
out cums bottle of water???

insert muffins
Sep 25 2010 2:07PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes massive hot dogs
Sep 25 2010 2:08PM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73

Out comes a dazed rudolph.

Insert a dusty lamp.

Sep 25 2010 2:09PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
out comes piss

insert baby
Sep 25 2010 2:11PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
this is so unbelievably stupid
Sep 25 2010 2:12PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes grown man

insert plutonium
Sep 25 2010 2:12PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
out comes a dead hooker

inserts a $5 hooker
Sep 25 2010 2:13PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
get outta here
Sep 25 2010 2:17PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
out cums $10 hooker

inserts ECB
Sep 25 2010 2:20PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes sore cousin

insert ford pinto
Sep 25 2010 2:21PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Out comes a steaming pile of crap. Insert pillow
Sep 25 2010 2:24PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
out comes asprin


inserts a blanket
Sep 25 2010 2:28PM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
out comes sheet metal

inserts screwdriver
Sep 25 2010 2:31PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
out comes your mother


insert web forum
Sep 25 2010 2:31PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
out comes bullshit

insert teeth
Sep 25 2010 2:32PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
out comes subway


insert cardboard
Sep 25 2010 2:33PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
get aids

insert chicken
Sep 25 2010 2:35PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
receive bacon

insert all my old ski gear
Sep 25 2010 2:36PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
out comes turkey

insert a triangle hat
Sep 25 2010 2:36PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
hot chicks

inserts imac 27inch
Sep 25 2010 2:37PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
out comes dildo

inserts childrens dreams
Sep 25 2010 2:40PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Out comes a failed adulthood



insert penis
Sep 25 2010 2:44PM
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