Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall o
or smoke weed and then jerk off. that makes it 100x better. you know you're high as fuck when simply getting a boner feels like the hand of athena has come down and is gently caressing your cock in a cloud of majesty and marshmallows
i dont know. there was one on the radio about how if youre fantasizing about vampires and all that they dont have enough blood to get an erection or something. so think about that teenage girtls or whatever.
yeah this thread fails. or something.
one time in my dream my kitchen was FILLED with lizards, there were just lizards running around all over the place, and i remember seeing some in the microwave and i was so excited