Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall o
"love tha floaty fluff and i hate knob head lift peeps who say that yo planks aint gonna fit on the racks on them poma gondalas - mate, they're my skis bitch i know if fitage is gonna be ish". - my Bro
hahah. i know a kid who was drunk and made out with a cow at the local fair.
rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nosebone-mobb deep
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter,
your world is right for the next couple of hours."