i work at a grocery store. today two ladies came through the line where i was bagging groceries. now i try to avoid stereo typing for the most part, but these two were the perfect picture of a lesbian couple. short hair, beefy, piercings, in general just butch as hell. they were buying a few things, among them a half gallon of lemonade, for which they had a coupon. when the cashier i was working with tried to swipe the coupon to activate the discount it didnt worked. she tried a few times and then looked up and said " im sorry but the coupon for your Lesbonade doesnt seem to be working." i have to admit i lost it, fourtunatly i covered up with a fake coughing attack which preserved my integrity, but the cashier just got slack jawed stares of disbelief from the customers and turned bright red. when they recovered they just tried to ignore it but they seemed to be really pissed.
... any way i though it was fuckin funny though id share.