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gyarados
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Broke a nalgene at practice. does anyone know if the they'll send me a free one and a t-shirt if i send it in?
Sep 20 2010 7:18PM
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.frenchy
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how did you manage to do that? Haha
Sep 20 2010 7:19PM
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207
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cool story hansel
Sep 20 2010 7:19PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
it was full of water and i dropped it lol
Sep 20 2010 7:21PM
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MitchConnors
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t-shirt realllllly necessary?
Sep 20 2010 7:31PM
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omIV
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pics or it didnt happen
Sep 20 2010 7:32PM
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soulskier
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from an airplane?
i remember throwing those in the air on cement when i was younger and they still stayed together just fine
Sep 20 2010 7:34PM
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ECfreeski3
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haha
Sep 20 2010 7:34PM
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BWalmer
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I ran one over with a car once...it was completely fine.
Sep 20 2010 7:42PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
it happened to me i guess... i would put up pics but my mom threw it out, and i'm not digging threw trash for a t-shirt
Sep 20 2010 7:45PM
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p.hawks
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we did this when i was in like 3rd grade cuz one of my friends said they were unbreakable. We even filled it with pebbles and jumped off shit trying to break it and all we got were a few scratches on it.
but dont those have bpa?
idk maybe the new ones that dont are weaker
i have my sigg, but they dent super easy
Sep 20 2010 7:54PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
this
Sep 20 2010 7:55PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
in that case, they probably will, email customer service or something.
Sep 20 2010 7:55PM
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Aomame
Posts: 281 - Karma: 479
i had to google what those are. Are they supposed to be unbreakable or something? actually apparently they are since you guys are astonished that he broke.
Sep 20 2010 7:57PM
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Username_42069
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impossible, i dont believe it
Sep 20 2010 7:57PM
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SteezyOhio
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and a box of free condoms
Sep 20 2010 8:21PM
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chazz.
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wait can you really do that? because ive broken 2 no joke and still have the pieces to prove it. So can i just send them into nalgene or what?
Sep 20 2010 8:24PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
he'll need more than one box if he's cool enough to break a nalgene bottle
Sep 20 2010 8:26PM
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SteezeOnStage
Posts: 445 - Karma: 165
you're such a liar, jesus man dont waste my post. Fuck you
















lol jk not really I hate you
Sep 20 2010 8:26PM
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Skibumsmith
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i know a guy who ran over one with a fire truck and it still held water
Sep 20 2010 8:41PM
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Uncle.Badness
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I was there, it happened.
Sep 21 2010 7:45PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
No way...
Sep 21 2010 7:46PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
But...but...thats....impossible....!
Sep 21 2010 7:47PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
waaaaaay...
Sep 21 2010 7:48PM
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little1337
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oh my god yeah
Sep 21 2010 7:53PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

it did not break you are lying

no jk it might have happened and i want pics of it

Sep 21 2010 7:57PM
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yojimbo
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today i took a shit then road my bike to math class and took a test. I think i did good, because I made sure to poop first.
Sep 21 2010 8:04PM
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SteezeOnStage
Posts: 445 - Karma: 165
Did you wipe?
Sep 21 2010 8:05PM
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Skibumsmith
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my friend who's on a cycling team swears that if he shits before a race he has a great day
Sep 22 2010 2:36AM
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rickroller
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pics ??
Sep 22 2010 2:42AM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
was it a............................ ghost poop?
Sep 22 2010 9:41PM
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Jonny7
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those are the best
Sep 22 2010 9:43PM
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EasyEast
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they will send you that stuff if ou send it in it takes a little while though and make sure you give them the return of address and stuff
Sep 22 2010 9:45PM
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SeanTom
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today i......

ate a carton of klondike bars.


Sep 22 2010 9:54PM
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squawshredder
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send an email to nalgene with a photo of your broken bottle, address and a story of how it happened. they will send you a new one, but not a shirt
Sep 22 2010 10:16PM
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BROSEIDON
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a couple weeks ago i dropped mine in the locker room and i simply googled their number, called them and told them it broke, the lady was apologetic and asked for my address and  sent me a nw one in about a week. easy enough

and i know, cool story hansel/bro
Sep 22 2010 11:15PM
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FREEskiLINE
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Fill one to the brim with water cap it off and freeze it and take a sledge hammer to it. works
Sep 22 2010 11:17PM
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drwclrk
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 718
ya ya dude, this happened to me too.

Last year, my buddy broke his Nalgene when he dropped it in his dorm. He emailed them, and they asked for pics. 2 digital photos and a week later, he had himself a free one.

I'd say it's def worth following up on.
Sep 22 2010 11:36PM
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2_fadez
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I've broken one before too.
I filled it with water and dropped it off of a 50 foot bridge into a canal. It shattered into probably 5 or 6 pieces.
I was like... woah.
Sep 22 2010 11:38PM
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Mooserz
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am I the only one who had to google wtf that was?
Sep 22 2010 11:40PM
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messplay
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i do think that might be a yes...

although i do not own one personally, they are #1 water bottle brand
Sep 22 2010 11:41PM
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BROSEIDON
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I didn't even have to email a picture, she just asked size style and color haha
Sep 22 2010 11:44PM
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