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Sometimes a 6 pack isn't enough

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TreeXSki
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They should make 12 packs right ?   
Sep 20 2010 3:06AM
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GORlLLA
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Yea they should, which is why they do. Now Fuck off.
Sep 20 2010 3:07AM
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neutralzombie
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they also make 24! and 15! :O
Sep 20 2010 3:08AM
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smooticus
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lol
Sep 20 2010 3:08AM
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TreeXSki
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virgin.
Sep 20 2010 3:12AM
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uni-corn
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Try antifreeze. Hell of a lot cheaper and fucks you UP.
Sep 20 2010 3:13AM
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TreeXSki
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Yeah , my cat tried it once and it fucked him up for sure.
Sep 20 2010 3:19AM
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BootySpunk.
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I prefer bleach.
Sep 20 2010 3:21AM
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ThaLorax
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Let's keep this thread goin for a while.
Sep 20 2010 3:23AM
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TreeXSki
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If its a preference, does your mom get mad when there is only enough left to bleach half of her asshole? Or do you replace what you use to avoid the confrontation?
Sep 20 2010 3:24AM
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uni-corn
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I've been on a huge Drain-O kick for a while. So tasty.
Sep 20 2010 3:27AM
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0123456789
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4 xanax bars and lots of dank weed is my choice, currently/daily

/faggotclaim
Sep 20 2010 3:28AM
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BootySpunk.
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I can't tell if this was supposed to be funny or not but it wasn't...at all...
Sep 20 2010 3:28AM
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TreeXSki
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Is that because your throat is often clogged?
Sep 20 2010 3:28AM
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theabortionator
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Some better things to try that are more bang for your buck.

Huffing gas. 3 bucks a gallon and one can rock the whole party all night.

Robotripping. Acquire tusin. Drink a bottle, if you don't feel anything in 5 seconds drink moar.
Buy some acid. No not real acid. The shit that you can find one of your friends selling. D.o.b., maybe some designer drugs. Clean acid sucks. Some of the stuff your friends have is what you need. Buy some and party party. Again if it doesn't do anything in 10 minutes consume moar.

Nutmeg. Grind that shit and make some tea.

Dusting. Buy some duster at the store and go to town on it. Why buy whippits when you already can buy a party in a can with a straw and everything. Perfect settup.

That should get you started. Feel free to mix all of the above and ad your own flavor to the party. Parents medicine cabinet. Inhalants in the garage. Great party supplies that are easy to come buy. Don't buy beer
Sep 20 2010 3:30AM
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TreeXSki
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You type like a women speaks !
Sep 20 2010 3:31AM
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TreeXSki
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I'm an alcoholic, not a drug addict. Good advice though !
Sep 20 2010 3:33AM
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theabortionator
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Well I was just trying to point you in the direction of things that could harm you and potentially kill you first try, instead of actually sending you towards the good stuff.

Just looking out for your safety.
Sep 20 2010 3:45AM
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TreeXSki
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+K
Sep 20 2010 3:52AM
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ESAND
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4 xannies a day? shit dude be careful, shits addictive.
Sep 20 2010 5:03AM
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0123456789
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n not erry day but i do enjoy my barsnblunts....
Sep 20 2010 10:08AM
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vailsux.com
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a six pack is never enough and neither is a 24 pack, you have to go straight for two or three thirty packs if you want to get tanked. Always get twenty more beers than you will think you need.
Sep 20 2010 10:49AM
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corona
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Sep 20 2010 10:56AM
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Negro_Jesus
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i want spaghetti.
Sep 20 2010 10:59AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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30 packs are the new 6 packs man
Sep 20 2010 11:32AM
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naturday
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a 6 pack is not sometimes enough. A 6 pack is never enough
Sep 20 2010 11:43AM
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RockyMountnHigh
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you're a fucking idiot.
Sep 20 2010 12:13PM
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ThaLorax
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women is plural fool
Sep 20 2010 12:30PM
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baethoven
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I can totally tell you practice typing like a men speaks !
Sep 20 2010 12:37PM
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timmi
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plus its great for constipation.
Sep 20 2010 12:51PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Nice claim that you can drink a lot. Better luck next time.
Sep 20 2010 12:55PM
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PhaedeD
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2 ritalin or addies and 17 beers is no problem shit i be like sober still after that many.
Sep 20 2010 1:05PM
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WikiWiki
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dear god op kill yourself
Sep 20 2010 1:20PM
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TheClap.
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I love you rusty no homo
Sep 20 2010 2:07PM
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I_Am_Mod
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these are all pretty common in europe, dunno about you American folks .....

single cans
4-packs
6-packs
8-packs
12-packs
24-packs

Sep 20 2010 2:33PM
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steezemeister
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Sep 20 2010 2:35PM
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theblackrod
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depending on the brand you're buying you can get

singles (including tallboys)
4 packs (sam adams imperial series)
6 packs
12 packs
24 packs
30's
some 36 packs with the cooler pack
Sep 20 2010 2:39PM
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BULLSEMEN
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dont forget 15 packs and 6 packs of tallies
Sep 20 2010 2:48PM
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proZach
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very true.

and what the fuck is a 15 pack?
Sep 20 2010 3:26PM
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BULLSEMEN
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maybe you dont got them up in 'Murica
Sep 20 2010 3:46PM
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Puzzled
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Coors Light 36 pack are the shit. Shotgun all night'
Sep 20 2010 3:56PM
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mr.green
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i just ate some
Sep 20 2010 4:39PM
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nedward
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dont forget 18s
Sep 20 2010 4:39PM
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Mooserz
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boom

best mexican beer around

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Sep 20 2010 4:41PM
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i.ski.troll.
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Singles
4 packs
6packs
12 packs
16 packs
18 packs
24 packs
30 packs

and ive seen tall boys go all the way up to 18 packs before. not including a flat of tall boys.
Sep 20 2010 4:51PM
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General_Ripper
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55 packs of Molson FTW
Sep 20 2010 5:05PM
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Earl_C_the_9th
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well beer is good but let me explain the advantage of hard alcohol  :)
-u don't have to carry that much
-its cheaper
-its better!!
i prefer a bottle of jägermeister and/or wodka instead of a 6/12/24 pack beer.
my opinion.
Sep 20 2010 5:19PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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40's, blunts, ice, 9's.
Sep 20 2010 5:19PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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try drinking stronger % beer. 
or supplement your 6 pack with a few shots of something jamesons  or jager.

Sep 20 2010 5:21PM
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treecery.
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you should probably stop commenting in this thread seeing as you got destroyed by the 1st post
Sep 20 2010 6:29PM
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Negro_Jesus
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im jealous
Sep 20 2010 6:32PM
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