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RRhighrider
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 1,105
does anyone else umpire. i umpire 9-12 year olds. it amazes me how serious some parents take it. you would think it is life or death to some of these people. umpireing thisn't as easy as u would think so next time u are at a game lay off the officals.
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May 16 2002 8:11PM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
too much pressure, I don't think I could do it . . . well I could do it but I wouldn't enjoy it

Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'
Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'
May 16 2002 8:25PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
I use to be a ref for hockey, except I quit after being attacked by parents!
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May 16 2002 8:27PM
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mauii
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i used to for a couple of years...some parent threw a rock at me when i called his kid out aat home and they lost
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May 16 2002 8:27PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
at the peewee hockey game, where some parents go insane,
the ref thinks they're a pain, at the minor hockey game.
he shoots!
she shoots back at him!
parents are psyco. watch out for the ones who've been hiding beer in their coffee cups, they're violent and loud.


I don't take drugs,
I am drugs.
Please ignore the crazy girl.
May 16 2002 8:48PM
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snowboy56
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
I umpired my first game of the season last nite~~it was a travel team versus an in-house team and the travel team coach went nuts when I didnt call a strike for his pitcher even though they were up 7-0~~its f-cking crazy how ppl can act just over a game--i cant wait to throw sumone out though-that will be awesom
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May 17 2002 4:41PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
My friend got in a fistfight with a dad when the dad flipped out over a gamedeciding call. His kid was a 12 year old, and my friend was 17. Neither my friend or the dad got hurt, but the dad was banned from all athletic activities forever. Umping is dangerous.

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May 17 2002 4:45PM
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AppSkier
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as a baseball player at the high school we are forced to ref little league games. It is a hard job.


'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
May 17 2002 4:57PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
I help with a Brownie unit, and that's crazy enough... lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 17 2002 5:58PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Yeah dude, parents are nutz. I Coached soccer, once I had to literally pull this kids dad off the ref because he called an obvious penalty shot. The kid actually should have got a red card (intetional hand ball in the crease), and the parent should have been banned. Nobody reported it though, but I mad the dad promise me that he would stop talking. I felt so bad for the ref though. You couldn't pay me enough.
May 17 2002 6:13PM
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