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When canadians pretend to be like americans....

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forum10
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Sep 17 2010 10:00PM
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Black.Bird
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A lot of Americans pretend to be Canadians when travelling since most countries love Canada but hate the U.S. They will actually wear tshirts with a Canadian flag or even just carry a flag.. What a bunch of dumbasses, in the end they just make us Canadians look bad
Sep 19 2010 10:29PM
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joshua
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I can't stand watching any football, actually I hate watching pretty much any sport, except for the olympics and skiing/snowboarding/skateboarding, etc.
Sep 19 2010 10:33PM
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Black.Bird
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I dont care about what you wear and I don't think you understood what I said in my previous post. It's the Americans that wear Canadian t-shirts, so they're just posing.
Sep 19 2010 10:36PM
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geteducated
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thats what some american travelers do. patch on a canadian flag to their pack.
Sep 19 2010 10:52PM
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skithebert
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why are so many canadians on this site little bitches? you guys are supposed to be cool.
Sep 19 2010 10:54PM
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GabP
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because this site is canadian just saying..
Sep 19 2010 10:59PM
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no_steeze
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i'd be pissy all the time if i had to live in an igloo and eat whale for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Sep 19 2010 11:02PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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yup, americans are not known for talking themselves up. they are the most humble of any nation. and while lumping 330,000,000 into one group is dumb, 34,000,000 is still a big fucking number, so stop taking a shit on my people.
Sep 19 2010 11:27PM
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vailsux.com
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Majority of the countries in the world are stoked to see Americans. A few pussy ass countries hate Americans because we expect people to be polite and helpful.  
Sep 19 2010 11:31PM
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no_steeze
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34,000,000 and rapidly declining due to orca attacks
Sep 19 2010 11:35PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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wow, name calling comes into your argument now, spectacular. and you're still a moron for lumping canadians together minutes after calling out a dude for lumping americans together, then a bigger moron for refuting my argument by lumping them together yet again. sorry bro, i mostly like your posts, but you're insulting my country very poorly right now.


the orca comment, i'll accept, it was funny.
Sep 19 2010 11:47PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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listen, i'm about 6 beers deep, so i missed out on that whole thing. i was confused by it.
Sep 19 2010 11:53PM
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Ski..4..Life
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wow whats with all the hate?

i've lived in both the USA and Canada and can say without a doubt that Canada is so much better in every way.
its really not even a comparison
Sep 20 2010 12:06AM
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inb4_UMAD
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that pretty much sums it up
Sep 20 2010 12:20AM
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Avifarer
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No need for this thread to continue on i mean really. I'm from canada but i have no hate towards the states at all.
Every time i have been in the states i love it. Beer in the grocery store. 9.99 for a case of labatt blue? 21.99 here in canada. i will take the trade off any day.
I actually plan on moving to the states when i am 21. This thread is fucking pointless.
Sep 20 2010 12:26AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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take me now
Sep 20 2010 12:28AM
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Whifazoo
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who cares? its football...

and this reminds me of the olympics hockey thread.

everyone please just shut up now before embarresing your respective contries even more.

can you guess where im  from?

Sep 20 2010 1:13AM
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XtRemE11
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same here ive lived in both, and i can honestly say that Canada blows compared to the US. depends on where in the US tho, cause some areas really do suck. but in general the US is such a better place to be.
Sep 20 2010 1:27AM
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Uah
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US: Canada's diaper
Sep 20 2010 1:31AM
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corona
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You're from Alberta, therefore your point is mute. You practically live in the States already except with a lower drinking age and free healthcare. So why would you want to move?
Sep 20 2010 10:55AM
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vailsux.com
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maybe because he realized the best things in life are not free.

Why are the goal posts in the middle of the end zone in the CFL? Because their kickers can't kick the extra ten yards to make it beyond the end zone.
Sep 20 2010 11:12AM
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breezepig
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how dare you, our high murder rates are what make americans proud to be from america
Sep 20 2010 11:14AM
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DockEllis
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In the words of the great Kenny Powers, "Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

Seriously though, I've been to Canada twice and each time I have had an awesome fucking time, personally I think Canada is pretty damn cool.
Sep 20 2010 11:54AM
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fujarome
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i've actually never once heard of any american ever pretending to be canadian while traveling. Except maybe in the onion, and from a lot of canadians.
Sep 20 2010 11:57AM
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Chompo.
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Why are their two 50's?
Sep 20 2010 7:15PM
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forum10
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haha that's so cute. its like when canadians think ham is bacon.
Sep 20 2010 7:32PM
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forum10
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and when canada thought americans couldn't play...

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now show me canada beating america in football.
Sep 20 2010 7:39PM
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Avifarer
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what in the fuck?
Sep 20 2010 7:43PM
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forum10
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really? i mean... really?
Sep 20 2010 9:06PM
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no_steeze
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you can do better than that
Sep 20 2010 9:13PM
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Wilcox_
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When canadians pretend to be like americans they look like idiots? So americans look like idiots. ahh i see
Sep 20 2010 9:26PM
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BlakeZed
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Sep 20 2010 9:28PM
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no_steeze
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OH YEAH? OH YEAH? WELL..WELL...take THIS!!

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Sep 20 2010 9:37PM
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NickSki.
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We cant beat you in football but we can burn down the whitehouse.

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Sep 20 2010 9:38PM
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no_steeze
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save all your kerosene for lighting your igloos...you wouldn't want to waste it on the white house
Sep 20 2010 9:40PM
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hue.
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wooo ever lasting canada-u.s hate thread
Sep 20 2010 9:40PM
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AMG.
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Guys, Guys, this is getting out of hand. Nobodys country is better than the other. Let's all just relax here. We'll just go down to Cuba, get some drinks, chill on the white, sandy bea....oh, nevermind Amurrrica...
Sep 20 2010 9:45PM
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vailsux.com
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Sep 20 2010 9:55PM
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NickSki.
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Whos that and what did he do?
Sep 20 2010 9:58PM
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vailsux.com
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. . . .
Sep 20 2010 10:02PM
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vailsux.com
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truf
Sep 20 2010 10:02PM
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NickSki.
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Nice he must be a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything..?
Sep 20 2010 10:04PM
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no_steeze
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andrew jackson

he was the son of mace windu who founded the NAACP in 1766, just a year before andrew was born. jackson later became president of kentucky fried chicken until his #1 colonel, douglas sanders, found out jackson was secretly cooking native americans and selling them as chicken so he exploited the chain and took over kfc but was no longer allowed to call it chicken despite his efforts to turn the place around. turns out jackson's trail of tears led the cherokee from the east to kentucky where they were cooked and sold as chicken. that's why he's known for such a harsh indian policy. he was also known for throwing a rager in the white house where a bunch of his bros came in and broke shit
Sep 20 2010 10:14PM
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no_steeze
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sorry. jackson is renowned for a 14 day secks marathon where he fucked 237 women and 4 men. he is also on the 1 dollar bill in monopoly
Sep 20 2010 10:24PM
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no_steeze
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why would i repeat those? they were already covered
Sep 20 2010 10:26PM
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no_steeze
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sorry, they were already covered twice
Sep 20 2010 10:29PM
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S.C
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hahahah!
Sep 20 2010 10:32PM
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no_steeze
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i feel like that scene from the breakfast club when he keeps giving out detentions

...i'll go ahead and take 4 laps and do 120 pushups just for making a breakfast club reference
Sep 20 2010 10:34PM
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no_steeze
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i hear he beats his wife
Sep 20 2010 10:38PM
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no_steeze
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you haven't notified the police. you are too loyal to him despite the violent outbursts. you cannot explain why but you feel it
Sep 20 2010 10:56PM
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