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Just a few thoughts about mustard...

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LittleFoot
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why is it that everytime i try to use mustard it leaks like crazy and then theres always this super nasty crust that builds up at the tip. someone needs to reinvent a mustard bottle that doesnt have these problems.
Sep 16 2010 11:41PM
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kstanz
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because its nasty
Sep 16 2010 11:42PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Shake it b4 use
Clean it aftur use
Problem solved
Sep 16 2010 11:43PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I hate mustard.
Sep 16 2010 11:43PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
mustard is gross. i agree
Sep 16 2010 11:43PM
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shibby
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Rake Yohn loves mustard.
Sep 16 2010 11:44PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
you need to shake it sometimes. water has a hard time binding to vinegar so it separates. frenchs has a new cap that doesnt get all crusty though. its just like glue, once air hits it, itll dry it on the tip.
Sep 16 2010 11:45PM
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Big_Spence
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that's why i don't fucking eat it.
Sep 16 2010 11:47PM
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Dragonite
Posts: 318 - Karma: 29
you could buy the jar mustard, it wont go crusty then
Sep 16 2010 11:47PM
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BWalmer
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I also dislike mustard.
Sep 16 2010 11:47PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
i never said you had too. wtf. no need to yell at me. do whatever you want.
Sep 16 2010 11:49PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
things i hate the most
1. mustard
2. period blood


Sep 16 2010 11:50PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
hahaha rake yohn
Sep 17 2010 12:20AM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
Mustard fucking rules. Its best contribution: Potato Salad.

Enough said.
Sep 17 2010 12:26AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Dijon is where it's at.
Sep 17 2010 12:27AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13044 - Karma: 18,270
Oh my God, no. I took in a whole fucking mouthfull of that stuff and almost made me ralf. I like mustered though.
Sep 17 2010 1:55AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
I love mustard on everything but sandwiches.
Sep 17 2010 2:05AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
...I don't like mustard on anything BUT sandwiches haha



that's not entirely true but pretty close
Sep 17 2010 2:06AM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
mustard on everything?
Sep 17 2010 2:08AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Or Sweet Baby Ray's on everything.
Sep 17 2010 2:13AM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
mustard is the shit. just shake it up!
Sep 17 2010 2:15AM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
that shit is all corn syrup. its terrible. get some real bbq sauce man.
Sep 17 2010 2:19AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
dislike but when they make my god damn hamburger wrong at fast food I enjoy the little hint now on what I can't wipe off.

It's not that hard.

Ketchup only, no bullshit. Why would I want there ghetto shit they put on it. If it was a real restaurant yeah sometimes. But fast food? no me gusta
Sep 17 2010 2:22AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
It's called a mustard plug but mustard is wack.
Sep 17 2010 2:45AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
i dunno i think catsup water and catsup crusties are way groser. if i had to chose between one or the other i go with mustard..  spicy mustard on chips  oh god
Sep 17 2010 5:01AM
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shr@gler
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Why the hate?

Sep 17 2010 7:58AM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
Sweet Baby fucking Ray's! Hell yea!



Sep 17 2010 1:41PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
Honey mustard anyone?
Sep 17 2010 1:50PM
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Dragonite
Posts: 318 - Karma: 29
its prime
Sep 17 2010 1:50PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
mustard and wings.
nuff said.
Sep 17 2010 1:53PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
mustard fuckin rules in all varieties. Wipe the fuckin cap you lazy turd.
Sep 17 2010 1:55PM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
this.
Sep 17 2010 2:06PM
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Most-D
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Yezurr!
Sep 17 2010 2:16PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
mustard + spam sammich!!! nom nom nom! sounds gross but its really yummy i think. my parents think its weird that ill eat spam but not steak though.
Sep 17 2010 2:30PM
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MangoSteeze
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+1

mix with honey for a flavor orgy
Sep 17 2010 3:47PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
The only good mustard is spicy brown mustard but only when it is used in small quantities on sammiches.
Sep 17 2010 3:48PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
pretty much
Sep 17 2010 4:19PM
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gnarpow2009
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
probably one of my least favorite things in the world...MUSTARD!!
Sep 17 2010 4:21PM
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geteducated
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Sep 17 2010 4:22PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
RANCH DRESSING ON EVERYTHING!
Sep 17 2010 4:25PM
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hella.sick.skier
Posts: 934 - Karma: 70
mustard is bad for your health! dont eat it
Sep 17 2010 4:35PM
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Daydreaming
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Sep 17 2010 4:50PM
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skithebert
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 16
ketchup has the same problem. and both are delicious
Sep 17 2010 5:09PM
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lahnabonny
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lololololololololololololol
Sep 17 2010 5:43PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Whole grain Mustard is a nice accompaniment to ham sammies, or in mashed potato
Sep 17 2010 5:54PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
mustard sucks! its yellow for a reason.
Sep 18 2010 4:18AM
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Dragonite
Posts: 318 - Karma: 29
i lol'ed
Sep 19 2010 11:57PM
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WomensRights
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The caps on these never let the mustard build up on the outside and crust up. And your supposed to shake the bottle every time before use since the ingredients do settle down over time.

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Sep 19 2010 11:59PM
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thelizards
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mustard, ketchup and onions on a hot dog = duh bee's knees
Sep 20 2010 12:11AM
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